Are there any jokes about Chinese New Year?

I remember that a few years ago, my children were called the core of the organization, and it was not easy for my family to take care of them. I often play with the children next door during the Spring Festival, and the leader's home is really noisy. However, because it is the New Year, it is hard to say that there is such an atmosphere during the New Year, but it is really too noisy and a little uncomfortable. It's really annoying to know that one of them will be left with you.

No, the children pestered me after throwing their guns, insisting that I buy more bags for them to play with. I can't stand noise. Who wants to buy them? Finally, I compromised and bought them two bags of firecrackers. When I bought it back, I suddenly thought of a good way to help them use it all at once.

Then I pretend to teach them how to play firecrackers, which is the most interesting thing, and then I play with them with dignity. A bunch of children nearby are watching me, and all the paper towels are fixed. I put two packs of firecrackers on it and lit it. After the fire was lit, I asked them to step back a little to avoid being hit by firecrackers. With a crackling sound, a group of children came to watch my record. Then a child asked me, "Can I buy two more bags?" Then I carefully taught them to keep their promises when they were young, saying that two packs are two packs, and when they are used up, they will be gone. Setting a routine for children is really interesting, and it is much quieter in an instant.

When it comes to Chinese New Year, I naturally think of the fun of setting off firecrackers. Those were the years when there was a TV set. At that time, ordinary people didn't have televisions. A primary school principal in our village bought a 14 inch black-and-white TV. Many people in the village go to his house to watch TV on New Year's Eve. As a result, the headmaster kicked it out and dared not take it with his hand, so he lit it on the wall. It happened that the door was not closed. Facing the door of the house, I heard the sound of Mao Mao, and the water tank suddenly collapsed into a hole the size of a washbasin. With a bang, all the water in the water tank dripped into the house. Everyone forgot to watch TV and ran out, laughing but afraid to laugh. The headmaster and his wife played the megaphone, but they broke up in discord. Since then, they have never been to the headmaster's house to watch TV. After decades, I still can't help laughing when I think of it.

What happened to me more than 30 years ago, I threw away the fire and held the gun in the TV camera. Fortunately, it was found in time, and the gun rang a foot before shooting. The index finger hurts for several days.

When I was three years old, I visited my relatives and went back to my hometown during the Spring Festival. I played with fire and burned all my relatives' wheat straw stacks. When I grew up, my relatives asked me if I burned it. I still don't believe I did it!

When I was eight years old, on the thirtieth of every year, I rushed the geese to take a bath in the river, and then. . . On the way, a goose was scared away by the dog, and I was caught in a tangle, whether to see the remaining goose or the one chased by the dog. . . Finally, I cried helplessly. Thinking of the dog's pity, I quickly left to chase the goose. Then the dog owner who heard the crying came out of the house, stopped the dog and helped me calm the goose. There is no expression on his face. Now I think he must have been suppressed.

When I was a child, my uncle bought two spring thunder, which I really wanted. One day, I saw that the spring thunder had not been released, and I was about to release it. There is a river in front of the house, and the lead of spring thunder is very short. So throw it into the river at one o'clock (when I was a child, I was not sensible) and then detonate it later, scaring the children next door to cry and crying on the spot. Our neighbors scolded us, and now we all want to laugh when we think about it.

When I was a child, there were willows by the river, which were very soft. I grabbed them and imitated the dragonfly water in the TV series. I don't know how many times the drama was broken. As a result, the shoes were washed away and the clothes were all wet. My mother was very kind to me when I came home!

When I was a child, I played pranks and set off firecrackers with my cousin during the Spring Festival. I saw several large cement piles lying across the road, and wanted to see if it would be louder to throw firecrackers in. As a result, it was so loud that a tramp ran out of the pipe. Chased us nine blocks!

It's almost the fifth year of studying abroad, and I can't go back for the New Year.