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When the young woman gave birth, her husband was not at home, and her mother-in-law had died, so the old man had to wait for the moon in the temple. The old man cooked three meals a day for his daughter-in-law, and his meticulous care made the young woman gradually feel good about the old man. One day, the daughter-in-law took the old man's hand and said, Dad! Do you miss mom? He replied, alas! Think about it! I really want to! Daughter-in-law asked dad, what do you want mom to do? He said, wife, do you miss my son? What do you want to do with your son? I just want to have sex with your mother. Hahaha! Daughter-in-law smiled, and she said, Dad, do you want it? He said he thought too much, or we closed the door, the old man closed the door, took off his pants and climbed on his daughter-in-law, who pushed and shoved. At this time, a mosquito was biting the old man's ass. The old man was bitten by a mosquito, so he slapped the mosquito with his hand. What a shot! Hahaha! He went into the daughter-in-law's private room, and the old man said, wife, I'm sorry! I don't blame dad for this today! If you want to complain, blame those damn mosquitoes! hahaha ......
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