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Ask an interesting English story, about 3 minutes.
A man is in a bar, looking at his wine. He stayed like this for half an hour. Then, the big truck driver who made trouble came up to him, took the wine from the guy and drank it off.
The poor man began to cry. The truck driver said, "Come on, man, I'm just kidding. Come on, let me buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying. "
"No, not that. Today is the worst day of my life. First of all, I was late for work. My boss was angry and fired me. When I left the building to get my car, I found it stolen. The police said there was nothing they could do. I took a taxi home. When I left, I remembered that I had left my wallet and credit card there. The taxi driver just drove away. When I got home, I found my wife and gardener in bed. I left home and came to this bar. Just when I wanted to end my life, you appeared and drank my poison. "
A man was sitting in a bar, staring at his wine. He has been like this for half an hour. At this time, a troublesome truck driver came up to him, grabbed the glass from him and drank it.
The poor man burst into tears. The truck driver said, "come on, man, I'm just kidding you." All right, I'll buy you another drink. I really can't stand watching a big man cry. "
"No, it's not like that. Today is the worst day of my life. First of all, I was late for work. My boss is a rude guy. He fired me. When I left the office building to get my car, I found that my car was stolen, but the police said there was nothing they could do about it. So I had to take a taxi home and get off the bus. I found that I left my wallet and credit card in the car, but the taxi driver had already left. I came home and found my wife fooling around with the gardener in bed. I left home and came to this bar. Now, just when I was thinking about ending my life, you appeared and drank my poisoned wine. "
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