Who can name five crooked poems written by Li Bai?

1, Rizhao incense burner produces purple smoke. Li Bai came to the bathroom and flew down to thousands of feet. Wow, he didn't bring toilet paper.

2. The bright line was at the foot of my bed. When Li Bai went to open the window, he met a slap in the face and all his teeth fell out.

3, choose a smoky stone path, you and he are in the depths of white clouds, hoping that the prince will meet the princess, which is really a dinosaur and a frog.

Today is Thursday, and Li Bai got 44. Go home and watch TV, watch Shaolin Temple, learn real skills, make tomatoes and brag.

Li Bai kicked him off the boat without paying money. Peach Blossom Pond is deep in thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

Extended data poem

A "xianggong" likes to write crooked poems. Once, in front of a temple, he saw a statue of Tan Xuan Bodhisattva Zhao Gongming riding a tiger on the mountain gate. At that time, the poem was in high spirits, so he chanted: "Bodhisattva Tan Xuan was angry and stepped on a tiger, and a judge stood next to him."

When he walked in, he saw the magnificent hall. He continued to write a poem: "The hall is magnificent, the giant Buddha sits in the middle, Manjusri rides a lion, and Pu Xian rides a white rabbit."

A monk listened to his poem and said, "Xianggong's poem is fast and wonderful, but the rhyme is not good." How about the young monk giving you another one? " Fairness: "Very good." The monk read: "I bumped into a bottle of vinegar on the mountain gate road, and the poem didn't become a poem." I just need to break it. " (At that time, the sounds of "breaking" and "fart" were broken.)

Comments: There are also high and low levels of games such as crooked poems and jingles. In the Peking Opera "The Official History of Xu Jiujing", Xu Jiujing's talent is not satisfied because of his ugly appearance. He wrote a poem to the crooked neck tree on the roadside, "Why are you looked down upon because of your crooked neck?" Very vivid, interesting and meaningful.