What are the homophonic jokes of Chinese characters?

1. If you want me to die, I have to die

Mushrooms were walking on the road and were hit by oranges. "I don't have long eyes, go to hell," said the mushroom angrily. "Then the orange died. . . Because the bacteria will kill the orange, the orange has to die.

2. sika deer

During the festival, the little rabbit said angrily to the deer: You see other girls can receive flowers, why don't you give them to me? The deer said piteously, because I am a sika deer.

3. Life-long driving ban

In the driving school theory class today, the teacher said, "Those who cause serious traffic accidents and escape are forbidden to drive for life."

A girl in the back raised her hand and said, "So I'll never get married?" Everybody's going to faint with laughter?

4. Coffin maker

When grandpa was dying, he called his young and ignorant grandson to the bed and said with his last breath, "Son, is this the world?" It's good to be an official! " The little grandson is an obedient child, and he firmly remembers his grandfather's words before he died. Many years later, he finally became the best coffin maker in the village.

5. Express delivery

A woman came to a man's house to play, and the woman teased the man and said, I will marry you if you have a piece of land. At this moment, the doorbell rang, and the courier brother said, Sir, there is a courier for you!