Humorous sentences that amuse girls.

1, the object you are pursuing already has an object. Don't be discouraged, there will be points one day. 2. I can't control my mouth and my legs, thinking about how to be beautiful in bed after dinner. 3. "Do you know where love begins?" It started with you and me. "My mother gave me this face" and "I was destined to wait for you" 5. You can cry if you want. Our water meter has long been broken. 6, loneliness is a person's carnival, carnival is the loneliness of a group of people. 7. Don't be depressed when you encounter unlucky things in your life. Cheer up. You have to believe that worse things are yet to come. 8. When in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives; After marriage, couples often think about what crimes they committed in their previous lives. 9. Life is not only the present, but also the invitation of the predecessor. 10, I'm not RMB, how can everyone like me? 1 1. You know, no one can touch my heart like you. 12, the secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom is courage. 13, life without you is like a walking corpse, a cigarette and a glass of wine, it doesn't matter. 14, salute with your right hand and hold you with your left hand. 15, let's not sleep face to face, I'm afraid we will be awakened by your beautiful face. 16, the two warmest words in the world are good night from your mouth. 17, you are still young, and I can't bear to fall in love with you. 18, I never hold grudges. I usually report it on the spot. 19, Busy World and I only have a soft spot for you 20. When money stood up and spoke, all the truth was silent! 2 1, marry a chicken and follow it; Marry a dog and follow the dog; Marry a monkey and run all over the mountain; Marry me and treat you to roast goose! 22. I'm crazy, you're stupid, and you're home in a fog. Love me when you come back from work! 23. In this spring morning, I woke up carefree and mosquito bites were everywhere. Clap your hands at night, and how many mosquitoes die. In this fickle age, the best way to remember you is to owe money and not pay it back! 25. "I have a wish" and "I love you will write backwards one day" 26. In fact, the most disloyal thing in the world is money. We agreed to go out together, but we didn't come back with me in the end. What a waste of my heart and money! 27. The money in the pocket is the most affectionate and ungrateful, and the fat on the body is the most inseparable. 1. Funny and provocative words 1. Please stop dressing up and leave some confidence for other women. Let's fall in love when you are free, and I will continue to have a crush on you when you are not. 3. You are the dazzling work of Nu Wa Niangniang. 4. I found that your face value is unstable. Look good for a while, look good for a while. Stop spreading charm, you charming guy. 6. God is too eccentric! Why should all the advantages be concentrated on you alone? 7. Your face did something good. 8. This woman is not a person, like a fairy. 9. Sister, she is a little beautiful, but she doesn't have to be that beautiful. 10. Send me the latest selfie. I want to change the wallpaper. 1 1, the lovely you are gone, replaced by the cuter you 12, baby, you are so sweet, you must be an elf living in a honeypot! 13. Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you. 14, only the lotus can match your holiness, and only the moon can match your ice. 15, are you lonely sometimes? You are the only outstanding person in the world! A very sweet and provocative sentence 1, I don't want you in my heart, no matter how good. 2, the world is too complicated, only my arms are the place where you stay. My eyes can be as far as you. Summer is so boring, the quilt is so light that I am about to jump out and miss your heart. I want to give you a super cute gift, but the courier won't let me into the box. I am in good health and can carry rice bags and gas tanks, but I just can't help thinking about you. 7. It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms. 8. I have looked all over the galaxy and only picked your star. 9. Nice to meet the world, and nice to meet you. 10, I can only call you you in the future because you are in my heart. 1 1, "Do you know which god I like best?" "Your eyes" 12, "Which do I like, beef, mutton or pork?" I like you as a pet, witty love story, high emotional intelligence, 1, I have super powers, huh? I like you very much. I had a dream last night. What's your dream? I'm really busy recently. What? Busy liking you. Where are you from? Jiangxi people, you are not my sweetheart. Do you want to go to heaven? Right, haha, then I will spoil you. 6. I want to get a tan. Why can I secretly protect you? 7. Does your mobile phone have navigation? Help me find a place. Where are you going? In your heart. 8. Do you have magic? Then why am I glad to see you? 9. Do you know what you are in my heart? What is the mother of my future child? 10. Let me tell you a story. What's the story? I think you have humorous sentences that make girls happy. 1. Ten sentences that make women happy. 1. Being with you is just that I don't want to give anyone a chance. 2. I just want to hold your hand in this life ... because you are enough in this life ... 3. I thought this bird couldn't fly over the sea because it didn't have the courage to fly over the sea. Ten years later, I discovered that it was not the bird that couldn't fly, but the other side of the sea was long gone. I love you with my past enthusiasm and childhood loyalty? .. 5. I know that there is a feeling called attachment, and there is a feeling called making love. 6. Think about the joy of watching the sunrise and sunset with me. 7. Meeting you is a kind of happiness. May happiness fill your life; Meeting you is a kind of beauty. May beauty shine in your life. Meeting you is a kind of happiness. May happiness always accompany you. 8. Your words have been locked in my memory. Just keep my keys for life. 9. Love is not necessarily sweet talk, but it must be intimate. It may not be inseparable, but it must never leave; We can never leave, but we must cherish each other. Falling in love with you is the only thing in my life. 10, a glass of good wine, only two people taste the most delicious! In a relationship, only two people know each other best! A confidant, only two people are most connected! Lifelong friendship, only two people cherish the hardest to find! Humorous sentences that make girls happy 1. I still like you very much, like wind oil essence, like spicy strips, with endless voices. Never argue with the same fool, because in the end, you will never know who is a fool. I sometimes wonder if I am too fat to enter your heart. Except Tomb-Sweeping Day, people in China can regard all festivals as Valentine's Day! Half of life is unlucky, and the other half is dealing with unlucky things. 6, don't praise me, really, especially don't praise me handsome, I'm afraid I can't stand it, I will go with you all my life. 7. People who have always been dissatisfied with their hair styles have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that it is a matter of face. 8. I am convinced that one day, lovely you will reach out your little hand and wave away the loneliness I am waiting for. 9. Who will pay for my loneliness, who will fulfill my romance and be happy without you? I don't know if love will rot, just because I don't know, so I will find my own answer! Third, the way to make your girlfriend happy 1. First of all, if your girlfriend is angry, we should learn to apologize. Sometimes it may be because of a sentence or other reasons. At this time, we should sincerely apologize. When apologizing, be sincere and humorous. For example, tell the empress that I just made her angry and asked her to make amends. Make your girlfriend happy in a humorous way. 2. Tell jokes. If your girlfriend is angry, stay with her, then tell him jokes, and then make faces to make her happy and make him laugh. What you have to do at this time is to leave your face behind, be a true self in front of it, put down your airs, and then make your girlfriend happy. 3. Learn to care. Sometimes my ex-girlfriend is in a bad mood at work. At this time, don't tell her the truth. Just tell her, honey, I will always be your strong backing. If you are unhappy, I will share it with you. We are in the same boat and learn to care for her and give her warmth. You can also take your girlfriend to eat what she likes, buy a lot of things she likes, and then eat with her. If your girlfriend doesn't want to go out, you can go out by yourself, buy something she usually likes to eat, come back and feed it, and say, honey, let's fill our stomachs first, whether we are unhappy or not, so that we can have the strength to get angry and Doby him in a humorous way. Buy a gift, create a romantic atmosphere, give her a surprise and make her girlfriend feel better. Sometimes, as time goes on, our love becomes less and less romantic. Make your girlfriend happy through a warm dinner and a gift she likes. 6, learn to be careful, let your girlfriend see that when she is unhappy, you are meticulous, you are considerate, you are careful, you personally cook for her and wash her clothes. Let him move, and move her with your concern. Make her happy. 7. Finally, learn to praise your girlfriend. If she is unhappy because of study or work, you should tell her that you can, my girlfriend, absolutely the best, absolutely no problem. No matter what happens, I will always support you. Humorous sentences that amuse girls 1. I am so nervous about meeting each other's parents today. After all, I hit his son first. Husband: "Wife, since I got married, my eyesight has gone wrong!" " "Wife:" What symptoms? "Husband:" I can't see the money! "Third, it was late at night, and the child began to cry while sleeping. Father decided to sing a lullaby to coax him. As a result, just after singing a few words, the next door protested: let the children cry! Fourth, don't panic when life is not satisfactory; Looking at my wallet and savings, I cried. I finally know that riding a roller coaster is really scary. When I sit, I spit like a bullet. When I came down, I found a piece of gum in my mouth. This is not my advantage! 6. My mother said that I was ugly and couldn't get married in the future, thinking that my father would speak for me and look at my father piteously. He said: I have found you as a lover in my last life, so don't count on me in this life. I am a man with a wife. 7. When you are in a bad mood, delete a few friends in the WeChat business, not for anything else, just to make them feel that the road to entrepreneurship is not smooth sailing. 8. That year, the head teacher said to us, "Actually, I don't object to your falling in love. It's just that you remember to find a responsible person who will let go of your hand as soon as you see the teacher. What's the use of coming? "From then on, there is no puppy love in our class! I can't believe that the group of fat cells that I eat and drink all day long pretend not to understand when I am about to freeze to death in the cold wind. They don't want to burn themselves to warm me. Their hearts are so cold. Raised a group of baiwenhang! 10. Lao Wang fell into the well. With the enthusiastic help of the villagers, Lao Wang finally adapted to life in the well. XI。 What if I don't want to wash clothes? Just marry a daughter-in-law and she will wash your clothes if she is virtuous; If your daughter-in-law is tough, you should learn to wash clothes. 12. My wife asked me: If a female colleague seduces you, will you listen? I smiled and shook my head, ha ha, who do you take me for? Am I the kind of person who will tell you what you really think? Thirteen, now, what we can't get up is grades, what we can't get down is weight, what we can afford is chopsticks, and what we can't get into the bed! Fourteen, the girl turned off her cell phone and found 20 missed calls, which made her feel very happy. If it is a boy, she finds that there are 20 missed calls, and this time she feels dead! Fifteen, it is said that you can't buy a big bed when you get married, and you will quarrel in the future. If the bed is too big, sleep separately. If the bed is small, it is easy to coax the wife. But I never imagined that I couldn't even get into bed after the quarrel! The rich man's wallet is like a flower, which makes people smile every time they open it. Poor people's wallets are like onions, which make people cry every time they open them! Seventeen, after my wife disappeared, I went to the police station for the first time. The policeman said to me, calm down first. You can't take notes if you keep laughing like that. Eighteen, some people say that life is daily necessities, some people say that life is a mess, and I am more special. I have been struggling to survive, and I have never lived. 19. Today, I went to repair my headphones, and customer service MM pulled out my ears, and then I felt the sound quality was much better ... 20. I never like strangers asking me privacy questions. Today, an unknown person asked me where I was going, and I said, it's none of your business. Then he kicked me out of the taxi. I always feel familiar when I see a woman in the street, but I can't remember who she is. When I came home at night, I saw my wife and suddenly realized it was my wife. She didn't wear makeup in the morning! 22. If you like a girl, study hard and make money. When she gets married, you can give more money to the molecules. At 23: 00, I just heard a buddy next to me calling: "Hello, my name is Huang, the traffic light is yellow …" I was completely defeated … Help me! Twenty-four Today, I went to the bank to withdraw money and said "take one hundred" to the teller. The cashier said, "not that much." I was angry. I said, "You don't have one hundred in such a big bank, so you don't have to make an appointment in advance to get five hundred thousand. Do you look at other windows? The cashier said helplessly, "You don't have that much money in your card." "