Take care of my wife for me. So many surnames. Why does Lao Wang always take the blame next door?

The autumn wind is cool,

His wife left the house empty.

You and I are in trouble, I will help,

I live next door. My surname is Wang.

Lao Wang Lao Wang, don't be crazy,

Transparent cabinet solid bed,

Labor depends on where you are hiding.

Do not hide in the closet, do not sleep,

I like the coolness of the kitchen skylight.

Dozens of floors, you enjoy the cool,

Accidentally paid the price of his life.

The sky is gray and wild,

If you are afraid of death, you will not be surnamed Wang.

This jingle on the Internet is a complete trampling on Wang.

As an ordinary person surnamed Wang, I am puzzled. There are many surnames among hundreds of surnames. Why does Lao Wang always take the blame? What, Lao Wang is digging your ancestral grave? Or did you eat your Wangzai steamed bread? Lao Wang's stalk next door didn't know it was made by that busybody, so I specially looked it up on Baidu. According to the answer given by Baidu Encyclopedia, the entry of Lao Wang next door is interpreted as:

1, the person surnamed Wang lives next door.

The person who cuckolded you is the one who robbed your wife.

Lao Wang next door is one of the figures known to most people in China in the world. He has terrible reproductive ability. Lao Wang next door is second only to Xiao Ming in popularity. Lao Wang and Xiao Ming next door are called two mysterious figures on the Internet! He has many identities, which can be the object of your wife's extramarital affairs, the father of your children, the object of your anger and the protagonist of a joke.

Although it refers to a certain kind of people, would you please remove your surname?

Without Lao Wang, our whole earth will face the problem of population shortage. Lao Wang has conquered the whole China area at present. As long as there are Chinese areas, there are people like Lao Wang. Lao Wang is a young woman's nightmare and an idol in her heart.

You can also be Lao Wang next door, and he can also be Lao Wang next door. According to statistics, 34% of men want to be the old king next door, but every male married creature doesn't really want the old king next door to live next door to his own house. Almost all real estate practitioners say that there must be no Pharaoh next door to every transaction intermediary, which is their goal.

The longest-running story about Lao Wang next door is the cartoon "Big Head Son and Little Head Dad"

Lao Wang next door is the neighbor of big head son and small head father. In one episode, everyone found that he looked exactly like the big head son. Do you know ... Lao Wang next door has a quirk, and several times he appeared in my closet wearing only a pair of underwear, so we didn't get along well. Until today, my son had a car accident on his way to school and was in urgent need of RH blood. Next door, Lao Wang rushed to the hospital to give his son blood transfusion.

I have probably seen several episodes of this cartoon. I really don't know what kind of life the author who created this cartoon has experienced and for what purpose. This kind of works that undermine people's views can be broadcast publicly on CCTV animation channel. This is also the shame of our ancestors.

I have always believed that if something can become popular, it must have its unique social status, and it has * * * commonness with the current society, so it can be seen that online hot words have mapped the current social state.

But in any case, please don't insult this surname. In the list of surnames in China, the number of Wang Xing reached 94.68 million, ranking first. From Wude Five Years in Tang Dynasty (622) to Guangxu Thirty Years in Qing Dynasty (1904), during this 1300 years, * * * produced more than 700 top scholars. Among them, Wang Xing has 45 top scholars, accounting for about 7% of the total number of top scholars. Ranked first among the hundreds of surnames in China, and the Lao Wang family is also a lever drop. Therefore, it is probably not good to always let Lao Wang next door carry this pot. But then again, all male friends should also reflect on this issue. Uncle Wang next door can easily make you a father, and I'm afraid I have to find the reason from yourself.

By the way, there are Lao Wang, Lao Zhang, Lao Li and Lao Liu next door to you. ......