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The girlfriend's secret code

The girlfriend's secret code

The secret code of girlfriends, when we chat or play with girlfriends, there are always some sentences and stalks that only two people between girlfriends can understand. This is a secret between girlfriends and a secret code. Let's share the secret code of girlfriends.

Girlfriend's password is 1. First, kung pao chicken shredded pork with fish flavor.

Second, Oriental Middle School holds up the sun of tomorrow.

Third, worry and fatigue can rejuvenate the country and close your eyes.

Fourth, the king covers the land, and tigers and kittens catch mice.

5. When will the bright moon look up?

Six, a plate of pig's head meat is tempting.

Seven, the mountain covered with white sun weeding day when noon.

Eight, Tianma Meteor Boxing gives you a pack of salt.

Nine, Qingming Shanghetu Baota Town River Demon

Ten, potatoes and potatoes, I am beef.

Yangtze River, Yangtze River, I am the Yellow River.

Twelve, the land occupied the hills of Xishan, which is another American drama.

Thirteen, the door is close to the sea, and the three rivers have flowed together for thousands of years.

Fourteen, through the dark clouds, clear mountains and clear waters, see cattle and sheep.

Fifteen, it's sunny today, and there are good scenery and good scenery everywhere.

Are you going to Peach Blossom Island? I have a boat.

17. What you mean? No, what you mean.

18. Perseverance in love is ground into a needle.

Nineteen, Fukuzawa's life dream has come true.

Hold hands and look at each other with tears. Let me see if you can cry.

Twenty-one, the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves before, and a new generation changes the old ones.

Twenty-two, when the mountain is pulled out, it is not appropriate to (chase) immortality.

Twenty-three, but I still remember that night, Storm Snacks Support.

Twenty-four, go to Gulangyu and other friends.

However, as long as China keeps our friendship, I will wait for you here.

Twenty-six, spring flowers and autumn moon, sunny and full moon.

Twenty-seven, how much sadness can you have? I can't see you when I miss you.

I don't know where to go to peach blossom, but I still smile at the spring breeze.

29. In this spring morning, I woke up carefree and mosquito bites were everywhere.

When those red berries come in spring, how many trees will grow?

Thirty-one, until I raise my glass and ask Mingyue to drink Radix Isatidis.

Thirty-two, I think the paper is shallow, and I beg your advice.

33, but you broaden your horizons by 300 miles and put on more trousers.

Thirty-four Walking in the rainy season will wet your shoes.

35. There is no paper in the toilet at the head of thousands of feet village.

36. Romantic figures through the ages still look at today's heroes.

Thirty-seven, Baishan comprehensive river without birds and waters

Thirty-eight, an inch of time and an inch of money are hard to buy.

Thirty-nine, the old vine and the faint crow wear a pair of autumn trousers to go home.

Forty, the sun shines in the sky and asks the sky for wine.

Girlfriend code 2 1, 5682 177778: I'll go out with you.

2. 1798: Let's go together.

3.76868: Go for a walk.

45360: I miss you

5, 5630: I miss you very much.

6, 54430: I miss you all the time.

7.54335: Think of me when you are bored.

85460: I miss you.

9, 57350: I only care about you.

10,7731:soul mate.

1 1, 73 19: Forever and ever.

Best friend secret code 3 girls will give you these six secret codes if they like you.

First, coquetry and admiration for you.

Facing the boy you like, girls, whether strong women or gentle ladies, will want to show their simple and lovely side. If she suddenly pretends to be cute in front of you, such as when eating or chatting, she holds the table with her elbow and listens to you with her face in her hand, then she usually likes you.

However, there is no such thing as "human madness". A girl, even if she is the only one, can stage an emotional drama, so whether she has a good impression on you or is addicted to drama needs a deeper judgment.

Second, even if you are embarrassed to say it, she will continue to say it.

Women are emotional animals, and they are very eager for the comfort of chatting, so they are most afraid of embarrassing chatting, but embarrassing chatting is a killer weapon for many boys (but this killer weapon is used to put out the small flame of love and ensure singles ...).

If the girl not only doesn't reply to you, or uses the three treasures of the goddess to deal with you, but also tries to extend the topic or change the topic so that your chat can continue, it shows that she really likes you!

I met you in XXX.

There may be two situations in this sentence, one is true and the other is false, but it is gratifying that both situations are good signals. If it's true, what you think and see in your heart. Explain that you are a very special existence for her, and your figure will automatically emerge in front of her eyes. Even in the busy street, a figure similar to you will think of you.

If it's a lie, it means that she just deliberately found a reason to tell you. Otherwise, who do you think will have nothing to do to lie to you? In a word, the subtext of this sentence is "I can see you at a glance in the crowd". Here Simon advises all straight brothers, if you meet a girl who says this to you, don't be a oh, hehe, right?

Well, it's just a refusal. If the girl finally gives you a window and doesn't grasp the promotion relationship, it can only be said that you are stupid!

Fourth, when interacting with you, your body leans towards you.

When girls talk and chat with you, in addition to listening patiently, their bodies will unconsciously lean in your direction. If you take part in a group activity, she will unconsciously approach your position, so that you can see her "inadvertently", of course, in order to facilitate her to see you.

When I met you, I put on my best clothes.

Many fraternities say it's normal for girls to wear makeup. Of course, it's normal for girls to wear makeup, but you should also understand that women please themselves. If a woman dresses up when she meets you, it means that she attaches great importance to dating you in her heart and has made careful preparations for it. If you have a female girlfriend, you must have seen it. Female girlfriends don't wear makeup and don't care to meet you!

6. Ask you voluntarily: What are you doing?

Both men and women, as long as they like each other, will try their best to get closer to each other, just in different forms. The common performance of boys is all kinds of thoughtful greetings and good nights in the morning and afternoon, although these behaviors are wrong to some extent.

But many brothers still make mistakes without hesitation and want to know how to do it. You can go and read Simon's article. Today, I mainly talk about the "heartbeat signal" of girls.

If a girl says to you: What are you doing? See clearly, it is not the "why" in the three treasures of the goddess. Add one more word and the meaning will be very different. At this point, her subtext is "I miss you". In love, no matter whether it is a girl or a boy, every sentence "What are you doing" actually contains faint thoughts.