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Pick up a child
Picking up and dropping off children has become a major responsibility of parents in today's society. To make the red flag fly from generation to generation, it is very important to educate the next generation. It is the common wish of every family and every parent that their children become dragons and their daughters become phoenixes.
Picking up and dropping off children, from small classes to junior high schools, has always been a major event for parents. Parents can't relax until they are promoted to senior three, and the word "pick up the plane" may be discarded. Now, I really don't understand how to pick up and drop off the school. Children are the exception, but I have seen some children in grade five or six, who are close to their parents and surpass their grandparents. However, I still need my parents to pick me up, and the school is nearby and I can get home in a few hundred steps. This is too difficult for my family! What a pity for parents and grandparents all over the world!
Why pick up the children? Because I am afraid that my child will have an accident, I am afraid that my child will get lost, I am afraid that my child will be abducted by traffickers, and I am afraid of traffic accidents. Everything is possible in today's society. Therefore, no matter how busy parents are and how little time they have, they should take good care of their babies and protect our next generation. The future of the motherland and the hopes of the people are all pinned on children!
Two years ago, I took a calligraphy class at Shajiabang Central Primary School. Every time after school, I stand in the classroom on the second floor and look out through the window. Parents came to school one by one, driving private cars and riding three-wheeled battery cars, waiting at the gate. Under the maintenance of the doorman, the children walked out of the school gate one by one and came to their parents in an orderly way. ...
Not long ago, at the gate of Changshu Art Museum, I saw the scene of Shi Mei primary school children leaving school: there are many primary school students in Shi Mei, and they leave school at four o'clock at the latest. First, the seniors were dropped, and so on. That day, I saw a scene that worried me: a parent drove a very high-end car and stopped at the entrance of the art museum with a shout. I didn't turn off the engine or even close the window, but hung my head and stopped. I hurried out of the car and ran to the school gate. It is really urgent. I think there is only one reason why he is late. Seeing this scene, ah, is there really such a parent to pick up the children? In case the car goes forward, in case the goods on the car are lost, in case ...
In a few minutes, I can never leave. I should have the responsibility to look after him, even if it's only for a few seconds. I tried to turn off the engine of his car, but I didn't. I'll wait for him three meters away.
About five minutes later, he came back with his son, still in the same hurry as when he got off the bus. The boy got into the car at once under his father's let go. The young father quickly turned the plate in front of the car and quickly got into the cab.
I opened my voice: you little brother, your car didn't turn off and your window didn't close. I looked at your car for five minutes. You will frighten the old man to death if you are in such a hurry to pick up the children! Ha ha laugh ... if you are in such a hurry to pick up the child, then you must not be in such a hurry to pick up the child again.
The young father repeatedly said, thank you, thank you! The boy also leaned out of the window, waving his little hand. Thank you, Grandpa!
I looked at his car shadow and smiled comfortably, wondering why there is such a father to pick up the children. ...
2065438+March 6, 2002
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