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What stories are true in The Romance of the Three Kingdoms?
1. Taoyuan Jieyi: The official history did not write three people become sworn brothers, only mentioned that they were brothers (age: Guan Yu is older than Liu Bei).
2. Warm wine kills Hua Xiong: Hua Xiong died by the sword of Sun Jian, a tiger in Jiangdong, but it is unfair for Sun Jian to write Sun Jian as the defeated soldier of Hua Xiong.
3. Three British Wars against Lu Bu: Lu Bu was repelled by Sun Jian .. (Gongsun Zan didn't participate in Dong Meng, so Liu, Guan and Zhang San didn't participate, so there wouldn't be Hulao Pass's three British wars against Lu Bu. )
4. The 18th Route warlord asked Dong Zhuo: Only the later generals Yuan Shu, Jizhou Mu Hanfu, Yuzhou secretariat Kong Zhou, Yizhou secretariat Liu Dai, Hanoi satrap Wang Kuang, Bohai satrap Yuan Shao, satrap, Dong Jun satrap Geoff, satrap, Jibeixin, Guangling satrap Zhang Bao, Changsha satrap Sun Jian, Cao Cao, etc. Marten hadn't accepted woo at that time, how could he join the ranks of begging for Dong? At that time, Gongsun Zan was about to deal with Bird Huan, so it was impossible to join Dong. As for JASON ZHANG, like Liu Bei, he is just a volunteer, and Liu Bei just acts according to the certificate.
5. Chop Yan Liang and punish Wen Chou: It is true that Yan Liang was beheaded, but it was Cao Cao's subordinates who punished Wen Chou.
6. Zhang Fei whipped Du You: Actually, it was Liu Beigan.
7. Xuzhou killed Che Zhou and Gucheng killed Cai Yang: Liu Beigan did this.
8. Three things about Tu Shan: Guan Yu was defeated and captured in that battle, and there was no such grand thing as "three things about Tu Shan".
9. Cao Cao offered a knife to kill Dong Zhuo: Cao Cao thought that the final Zhuo would be defeated, and he didn't take Dong Zhuoqing to escape to his hometown ... Cao Cao offered a knife and didn't see the official history ... It should be fictional.
10. The serial stratagem: There is no record of the story that Lu Bu and Dong Zhuo, who lost their hearts, fought for a handmaid.
1 1. Guan Yu surrendered to Cao Cao: There is no special record that it should be voluntary (an important reason for Guan Yu's surrender in the third performance was to "protect the wife of the second emperor", but this is inconsistent with historical facts. According to historical records, after Liu Bei arrived in Xuzhou, he sent troops to order Guan Yu to keep Pi. Liu Bei's wife should live with Liu Bei in Xiaopei, not Xiapei. Cao Bing attacked Xiaopei, Liu Bei fled after defeat, and his wife was captured in Xiaopei, instead of surrendering with Guan Yu. In other words, when Guan Yu surrendered, there was no "second emperor sister-in-law" around him. )
12. Going through five customs and killing six generals: These five customs are far apart and have nothing to do with the fictional plot (Guan Yu left Cao Cao and went directly from Xuchang to South Runan to Liu Bei, but there was no such thing as going through five customs and killing six generals. )
13. Six Chopping Generals: Three words will be Kong Xiu, Meng Tan, Han Fu, Bian Xi, Wang Zhi and Chyi Chin. These people are not recorded in history books, and even their names are fictitious. There is only one task for them to appear, and that is to get a knife from Master Guan.
14. Sun Jian's death: Sun Jian died in Yanshan Mountain ... only a few followers were ambushed and killed by Huang Zu, which caused heavy losses.
15. Sun Ce's death: In fact, he was assassinated by an assassin (on the way to attack Chen Deng, he also rode lightly, but it was more exaggerated ... He went hunting alone ... Coincidentally, he was targeted by three famous guests of Xu Gong (Xu Gong died at the hand of Sun Ce), that is, he was Xiao Yong, Sun Ce, but was shot in the face with an arrow, which hurt him deeply. Although Huang Gai and others tried to save him later, he still failed to return to heaven.
16. Xu Shuzhi: Xu Shu recorded too little in the official history. . . Just an unknown passer-by
17. Xu Shu entered Cao Ying: Cao Cao went south, Liu Bei, Zhuge Liang and Xu Shu fled south, and Xu Mu was captured in the disorderly army, so Xu Shu bid farewell to Liu Bei and entered Cao Ying;
18. Burning Wang Bo: Not Zhuge's, but Liu Bei's handwriting ... It happened in the seventh year of Jian 'an, and in the twelfth year of Jian 'an, Zhuge Liang came out of the mountain.
19. Mrs. Mi committed suicide by jumping into a well, and Chao Yun knocked down the earth wall to dig a well: According to official records ... Mrs. Gan and Mrs. Mi were safe in Dangyang ... so there was no such thing as Chao Yun knocking down the earth wall to dig a well.
20. Seven in and seven out of Changbanpo: Zhao Yun escorted the family to a very dull retreat.
2 1. Roaring Longbanqiao: Cao Jun and Xiahou Jie were scared to death because of this = = || is an exaggeration in the novel. ..
22. Bitter plan: There is indeed a case of Huang Gai surrendering to Cao Cao in the official history. But the bitter plan is questionable. ..
23. Debate of Confucians: There is no such thing as Zhuge Hui Sun Quan ... For example, the debate of Confucians, Zhou Yuzhi's intellectual agitation, the meeting of heroes, risks and serial stratagems are all fictitious.
24. Mrs. Sun threw herself into the river: the marriage between Mrs. Sun and Liu Bei was originally just one of countless political marriages in history. It was Mrs. Sun who went to Jingzhou, but Liu Bei did not go to Soochow to get married. There is not much love between men and women here. When they got married, Liu Bei was nearly 500 years old, while Mrs. Sun was only about 20 years old, and the age difference was about 30 years old ... One was a macho man who coveted the throne, and the other was an arrogant woman who was willful and distrustful. How can he be happy? So, shortly after Liu Bei entered Yizhou, Sun Quan "sent a boat to meet his sister", and Mrs. Sun went back to her mother's house without hesitation and almost took Liu Bei's precious son Dou away. Since then, she has never come back and never heard from Liu. Mrs. Sun's throwing herself into the river is a lie. There is no such thing. What about Liu Bei? After occupying Yizhou, I married a widowed Wu (Wu Yi's sister, Liu Zhang's sister-in-law), and I don't see any nostalgia for Mrs. Sun. Because of this, there is not a word about Mrs. Sun in the History of the Three Kingdoms, Biography of Shu Shu and Biography of Er Hou! Mrs. Sun's final ending is not recorded in the history books, but what is certain is that she will never commit suicide for Liu Bei.
This poem (Sol Qiao) was written by Cao Zhi. . . It didn't show up at that time.
26. Counting Jiang Gan: Lobbying Zhou Yu after Chibi in Jiang Gan. . . . . No (Jiang Gan didn't convince Zhou Yu in history, but he came back to praise Zhou Yu for his generosity and didn't get caught, and it happened in Battle of Red Cliffs a few years ago. )
27. Pang Tong Serialization: There is no record that the serialization was Cao Cao's decision, and Pang Tong did not participate in Battle of Red Cliffs.
28. The grass "boat" borrows an arrow: There is no such thing. This was done when Sun Jian and Sun Quan were fighting Liu Biao and Su Xu respectively when crossing the river. (Gong Jin, the ancestor of Romance of the Three Kingdoms, borrowed an arrow in Pinghua. )
29. "Grass" boat borrows arrows: During the Anshi Rebellion in the Tang Dynasty, Zhang Xun used grass people to hang down the city wall at night and obtained hundreds of thousands of arrows from Linghu Tide (this is a supplement ...).
Integrated into a straw boat that borrows arrows.
30. Begging for the east wind: pure fiction (borrowing the east wind-the solstice in winter, with more southeast winds, is a natural disaster of Cao Cao, not a man-made disaster; )
3 1. Huarong Road Guan Yuyi explained Cao Cao: This was invented by the author in order to vilify Cao Cao and establish the tall image of Guan Yu. It was Liu Bei who stopped Cao Cao at Huarong Road, but he was late, so Cao Cao Ran left.
I dropped it.
32. Battle of Changsha: Liu Beinan conquered four counties in Jingnan, and the four counties surrendered. Huang Zhong and Han Xuan, the magistrate of Changsha, surrendered without a fight.
33. Curettage of the Palace: At this time, Hua Tuo has been dead for two years, so it was not Hua Tuo's doing, and it seems that it was just ordinary military doctors.
34. Zhuge Sanqi Zhou Yu: Zhou Yu did not pay attention to Zhuge Liang at that time. . . Rarely meet ... During the two years from the end of Battle of Red Cliffs to Zhou Yu's death, Zhuge Liang worked in the logistics in Lingling area and never met Zhou Yu. As for the death of Zhou Yu, it was Pang Tong, not Zhuge Liang, who expressed condolences on behalf of Shu.
35. Hanzhong: Liu Bei was the commander in chief at the front line of Hanzhong, and Zhuge Liang stayed in Chengdu to do logistics work.
36. Losing a wife and soldiers: a simple political marriage. . . . . Without him
37. Zhou Yu's death: Zhou Yu died of overwork in Baqiu.
38. Borrow Jingzhou: This is Lu Su's plan to reach Cao and Liu.
39. Marten asked Dong Zhuo: Marten and Dong Zhuo are both on the same team. Not only did they not participate in Dong Meng, but they also helped Dong Zhuo defend Chang 'an.
40. Ma Chao dispatch troops: It's rebellion against his father. As for Marten's death, Marten was not murdered by Cao Cao. Ma Chao took revenge, but Ma Chao rose up against Cao Cao, so Marten was killed. )
4 1. The strategy of taking Shu: Fa Zheng Pang Tong completed. . . . . . .
42. Zhang Song presented a map: After Liu Bei entered Shu, Lalongfa was talking with Zhang Song, asking about the salary of the soldiers and horses in Shu, so Zhang Song drew a topographic map of West Shu.
43. Joe should be "Joe". He and Qiao Xuan are not the same person.
44. The story of Diusim: There is doubt ... but Wang Yun did have a maid who turned Dong Zhuo and Lu Bu against each other.
45. Liu Dai: There are two Liu Dai in official history. Liu Dai, who opposes Dong Zhuo's alliance, and Liu Dai, who works for Cao Cao, are not the same person.
46. How old is Han Sui? In the romance, Cao Cao asked Han Sui how old he was, and Han Yi answered forty. This is wrong. At this point, Han Sui has been over seventy.
47. Guan Yu's Single Knife Club: According to the Three Kingdoms? According to Lu Su Biography and Wei Yao's Wu Shu, Guan Yu did not attend Lu Su's banquet, but Lu Su attended Guan Yu's banquet. The lonely hero who "went to the meeting alone" was not Guan Yu, but Lu Su. Putting the cart before the horse in the third performance, the "single knife" is the weapon of the sergeant, not the broadsword.
48. Guan Yu and his colleagues: The relationship between Guan Yu and his colleagues is very disharmonious.
(1) Ma Chao: I heard that Ma Chao has joined the Party, but I refuse to accept it. I wrote to Zhuge Liang and asked, "Who can match Ma Chao's talent?" ("Reflection? Ma Chaochuan)
(2) Huang Zhong: Hearing that Huang Zhong was a post-general, he said angrily, "People with courage will never be listed with veterans!" ("Reflection? Biography of Fei)
(3) Mi Fang: "Being the satrap of Nanjun, he was involved in Guan Yu's affairs, but his personal relationship was not harmonious and he rebelled against Sun Quan." ("Reflection? "Zhuolu Zhuan")
(4): "There is a gap with Yu, arise and oppose Sun Quan." ("Reflection? Yang "biography")
(5) Liu Feng and Meng Da: In the battle of Xiangfan, they were guarding Shang Yong, and Guan Yu asked them to send troops to rescue them, but they were not rescued.
(6) Liao Li: Commenting on Guan Yu in front of Prime Ministers Shao Li and Jiang Wan: "If you rely on his brave name, you can't serve the army or stand for it." ("reflection? Liao Lichuan ")
(7) Pan Zhang: "It is also inconsistent with Guan Yu." (Biography of the Three Kingdoms and Yang Xi)
49. Guan Gong and women: Cao Gong and Liu Bei surrounded Lu Bu, Yu Pi and Guan Yuhe, sent Qin for help, begged his wife and promised him. On the verge of breaking, it has repeatedly opened the public. There are different colors of public doubt, so I welcome in advance. Because I keep it for myself, I feel uneasy. In this way, Guan Sheng also had secular desires; The story of diusim is not recorded in the official history. After the death of Lu Bu, The Romance of the Three Kingdoms did not explain the story of Diusim. Most historians think that the story of Guan Gong beheading under the moon is fiction. If it is true, Guan Yu is too unworthy to be a man.
50. Guan Yu refused to surrender in awe: Sun Quan persuaded him to surrender, Guan Yu pretended to surrender, planted a flag at the head of the city, retreated from another door, was calculated by Monroe, and was stopped halfway.
5 1. Guan Yu was desperate: "Three Kingdoms? Guan Yu Biography said that Guan Yu "fled to Zhuo Jun (Zhuoxian County, now Zhuozhou City, Hebei Province)". Then, as a native of Shanxi, why did he flee to Hebei? There is no explanation in the history books. In the third scene, Guan Yu told himself, "I killed him because I was too powerful and domineering." "
52. Five Tiger Generals: Liu Bei didn't appoint any five tiger generals, but the above five people have the highest ranks, including Guan Yu (former general), Zhang Fei (riding chariots), Ma Chao (riding a title of generals in ancient times), Huang Zhong (later general) and Zhao Yun (lowest general in Yi Jun). Moreover, it took four years from the twenty-fourth year of Guan Yu's conquest of Wei Jian 'an to the second year of Zhangwu. ...
53. "Post-mold": It was entrusted by later generations, not by Zhuge Liang;
54. Monroe, Mr. Yuquan: Needless to say, I know it's fake, so I won't say much.
55. Eight arrays of stones fell on Lu Xun: doubt
56. Seven Capture Meng Huo: There is no such thing in the novel (there is indeed a story of Zhuge Liang's southward expedition in history, and there is indeed a man named Meng Huo. However, there is no record of Meng Huo's seven captures in the History of the Three Kingdoms, but Pei Songzhi said "seven captures and seven verticals" when quoting Hanshu Jinshu Chunqiu, but the specific process was not recorded. After Meng Huo, he served as a civil servant in the Shu Empire. )
57. Kong Ming attacked Wei: There is no such thing as seven defeats and five defeats, and there is no such thing as love.
58. The burning of the valley above: It is when Kong Ming almost burned Sima Yi and Wei Yan, which is skillful in the novel.
59. Six trips to Qishan: Zhuge Liang cut Wei five times and only went to Qishan for the first time and the fourth time.
60. Cattle herding Liu Ma: Actually, cattle herding is a unicycle, while Liu Ma is a common four-wheeled vehicle today. A wooden ox is a four-wheeled vehicle, and a flowing horse is a kind of head.
6 1. Zhuge Liang uses troops like a god: Zhuge Liang is good at internal affairs management, but using troops is not his strong suit.
62. The death of Zhuge Liang scared away the living Zhong Da: It did happen, but it was not Zhuge Liang's last wish, but Sima Yi's guilty conscience. "Zhuge died and lived" was based on the Spring and Autumn Period of Han, Jin and Qing Dynasties, but the author added some work. It is recorded in Hanshu, Jin Shu, Chunqiu that after Zhuge Liang's death, the Shu army retreated quietly, and Sima Yi found something and led the army to catch up. When the two cars approached, Shi, commander-in-chief of the Shu army, ordered the Shu army to "beat the drums and want to go to Wei Jun", but Sima Yi "dared not push" and had to withdraw. At that time, there was a joke in Wei Jun that "Zhong Da was born after Zhuge died". The Shu army "went into the valley and lost." But in Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the Shu army launched a four-wheeled vehicle with Zhuge Liang's idol sitting on it. Sima yi suspected that Zhuge Liang was not dead and withdrew.
63. Cao Jun's Tongguan war horse is unusual: the battle is really fierce, but the Romance of the Three Kingdoms writes that Cao Cao had to cut his robe in order to vilify him. In fact, Cao Cao was the winner of the battle of Tongguan.
64. Cao Zhen: He died in Luoyang, not because of Zhuge Liang's letter = ||.
65. Zhuge Liang scolded Wang Lang: In 228, Wang Lang died of illness and didn't go out with the army ... Wang Lang was scolded to death, which is totally fictitious.
66. Ma Chao hit Zhang Fei: Historically, Ma Chao privately wrote to Liu Bei asking for surrender. There was no two-person war ~ Li Hui advised him to surrender.
67. Empty city plan: The inspiration for fiction should come from Zhao Yun's empty city plan (Zhuge Liang only held a stalemate with Sima Yi once in the last northern expedition. However, there is a source for the author to write the empty city plan, which is the "three things of Guo Chong" quoted in Pei Songzhi's note in the History of the Three Kingdoms, but it is false. Because Zhuge Liang was stationed in Yangping, Hanzhong, and Sima Yi was the governor of Jingzhou, there was no chance to compete with Zhuge Liang. Zhuge Liang was stationed in Ankang County, Shaanxi Province, and Sima Yi is now in Nanyang, Henan Province. How can we talk about an empty plan at such a long distance? )
68. Wei Yan's rebellion: In fact, Wei Yan is the victim.
69. Phoenix falls on Phoenix Slope: Pang Tong was shot dead by an arrow when he attacked Luocheng, not on Phoenix Slope.
70. Huang Zhong beat Guan Yu: It is pure fiction ... There is no story of Guan Yu's explanation of Huang Zhong ... In the official history ~ Guan Yu dislikes Huang Zhonglao ... How can there be a "righteous solution"?
7 1. About age: The order of the ages of several main characters from big to small is Cao Cao → Lu Bu → Zhao Yun → Guan Yu → Liu Bei → Zhang Fei → Lu Su → Zhou Yu → Zhuge Liang → Sun Quan → Lu Xun. According to some data, Zhao Yun is at least two years older than Liu Bei. Battle of Red Cliffs that year, zhaoyun has more than 50 years old. Zhang Zhao is one year younger than Sun Jian; Guan Yu is one year older than Liu Bei.
72. Seven-star lights continued: no need to explain. . . . .
73. Zhou Cang: There is no Zhou Cang in history ... It seems to be a fictional character.
74. Liu Cong: After he gave it to Jingzhou, Cao Cao appointed him as the secretariat of Qingzhou and made him a marquis, but he was not killed. Later, in recognition of his achievements, Cao Cao suggested becoming a doctor.
75. The Battle of Yiling: Liu Bei only took more than 40,000 people, and Sun Quan gave 50,000 people to Lu Xun. The reason why we can win is not only good tactics.
76. Dragon and Snake Spear: Guan Yu didn't use a knife ... Historically, Guan Yu's weapon was a spear ... In fact, Lu Bu's weapon was also a spear, and Zhang Fei's weapon was not a snake spear, but a general spear (dragon crescent moon blade, snake spear and Tian Fang painting halberd are all good figures).
77. Red Rabbit Horse:: The red rabbit horse was indeed ridden by Lu Bu, but after Lu Bu's defeat, he didn't know where to go ... (Guan Yu stepped down without a red rabbit, in order to show his brave image = =|| More fictional red rabbits died of hunger strike for Guan Yu's death (if you want to go on a hunger strike ... when Lu Bu died, you should go on a hunger strike = =a).
78. Liu Huangshu Liu Bei: This is nonsense ... The fictional Liu Bei is called "Liu Huangshu" by Xian Di ... to express the illusion that Liu Bei is "defending the Han Dynasty" ... and Cao Cao is a "national thief" = = If Liu Wei is Liu Huangshu ... What about Liu Biao and Liu Zhang?
79. Sun Shangxiang: Historically, there was no mention of only the surname Sun.
80. Zhang Yide: Real name is Zhang Yide.
8 1. Rough Zhang Fei: In fact, Zhang Fei is good at calligraphy, proficient in the image of a scholar in Gao Shuo, and an artist with both civil and military skills.
82. Guan Xing: A civil servant ... died when he was young. . .
83. Revenge of Guan Xing: According to the romance, after Guan Yu's death, Guan Xing's son and Zhang Fei's son Zhang Bao both avenged their father in the battle of Yiling, which is inconsistent with historical facts. There is no record of participating in the Yiling War, capturing and executing the enemy in the books cited in the History of the Three Kingdoms and Pei Zhu. (according to the reflection? Biography of Pan Zhang: Pan Zhang made meritorious military service for Sun Quan in the battle of Yiling, worshiped Guan Pingbei and Xiangyang, and died in Wujiahe for three years (AD 234). He lived for more than ten years after the battle of Yiling. Ma Zhong is a nobody, and his whereabouts have never been recorded in the history books. As for the stone man and the square wood, there is no historical record in the future. They are mediocre people. After they voted for Wu, they made no achievements and were unknown, so there was no need to record them in history books. According to Ji Shu, in 263 AD, Pang Hui, the son of Pound, a Wei general, followed Zhong Hui and Wargo to attack Shu. Because Pound was killed by Guan Yu, Guan Yu killed Guan Jia for revenge, so Guan Yu left no descendants. )
84. Zhang Bao: Early death
85. Guan Suo: It only appears in the folklore unofficial history. . . . Is a fictional character
86. Guan Ping, Guan Yu's own son, whose name only appeared twice in school ~~ps: Guan Yu also has a daughter, said to be Silverscreen, who married Li Hui's son. In the romance, he became a seme, but still so powerful?
87. Liu Bei broke Zhang Bao's demon method with cow blood: feudal superstition
88. Chen Gong captured Cao Cao: Chen Gong was always under the command of Cao Cao, and the capture and release of Cao Cao took place in the sixth year of Zhong Ping (189) ... Chen Gong began to follow Cao Cao in the second year of Chuping (19 1) ... So it is fictitious for Chen Gong to capture and release Cao Cao.
89. Tao Qian's personality and abdication have nothing to do with historical facts.
90. Wen Chou was killed by Cao Cao Zhi.
9 1. There is no Zuo Ci's drama Cao Cao.
92. There is no Zhao Yan to prolong life.
93. Entrust an orphan: Liu Bei died with Kong Ming and Li Yan.
94. Zhang He: Zhang He has been defeated by Zhao Yun, Ma Chao and others, which is really rare in the romance of dozens of rounds of fighting. It can only be said that Luo Guanzhong doesn't seem to like Zhang He very much ... (Guess the Shu army in The Three Kingdoms is afraid that he (Zhang He) can't get away from it from below). In the official history, Zhang Hehe was not squatting, but was shot in the knee by a flowing arrow while chasing Kongming, and died like Pang Tong.
95. There is no historical fact that old Huang Zhong can seize the sky and sway the mountains.
96. Flooding the Seventh Army: Although this incident has its roots, it is far from the historical facts. This is a natural and man-made disaster, not man-made planning. The fictional pound and Guan Yu fight to the death, which is purely a slander on the ban. The biography of Guan Yu in the Three Kingdoms and the biography of Yu Jin are very clear: It was autumn, it was raining heavily, the Hanshui River soared, and the water level on the plain was five or six feet high. Guan Yu's Jingzhou water army adapted to this weather, while Yujin and Pound's northern army did not adapt to the water war and was washed away by the flood.
97. Seventy-two suspected graves: Cao Cao was buried in Gaoling. There is no such thing as seventy-two suspected graves.
98. About figure: Liu Bei 172CM, Zhang Fei 184CM, Guan Yu 203CM, Cao Cao 16 1CM, Zhang Song10 cm, Zhuge Liang/kloc-0.
99. Narrow-minded Zhou Yu: Liu Bei commented on Zhou Yu's "magnanimity", Cheng Pu commented on Zhou Yu's "being friends with Gong Jin, not feeling drunk", Chen Shou commented on Zhou Yu's "sexual recovery", and Hong Mai, Su Dongpo and other ancients also spoke highly of Zhou Yu's character;
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