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Diary about the puppy1Friday, September 25th will be fine.

My father took me to the factory after school this afternoon.

As soon as I entered the door, I heard my uncle say excitedly that the puppies in the factory were fat and gave birth to puppies, a total of four, two white and two brown. One little white male dog is dead, and the other three are still alive. I ran to the puppy's house at once. Wow! These puppies are so cute. They are only 10 cm long. Their eyes haven't opened yet. Their calves can't stand. They sway from side to side and crawl around in search of food. The fat ones have no milk, and the young ones are hungry. What shall we do? I think: when my little brother is hungry, grandma will give him milk powder to drink, and so will the dog! So I washed half a bottle of milk powder and fed it artificially. At first, the puppy refused to eat, and his mouth was tightly closed. After dropping a few drops of milk through his teeth, the puppy tasted the sweetness, opened his mouth and began to suck, eating a lot. They're like people. When you are full, use small tongue to push your nipples out and fall asleep soon.

Puppies are really interesting!

65438+1It will be fine on Thursday, October 4th.

Today, we came back from Hangzhou. I can't wait to see the puppy in my father's factory. Now Xiaopang has milk, although it is not much, but the puppies will eat endlessly under the dog mother's hand and resolutely refuse to eat milk powder. Puppies bark as soon as they can't move their nipples, as if protesting to their mothers. The puppy is 16 cm long, which is much harder than the previous two days. Pangpang squatted in the nest all day, staring at the three little babies. As soon as strange footsteps came from the door, Pangpang cried. Even when he drinks water and goes to the toilet, he never leaves his nest. Only when you reach the nest will it eat. If you put your hand into its nest and pet the puppy, Pangpang will roll his eyes and hum at you. It always pays attention to babies, breastfeeding, licking and sleeping. Really a competent dog mother.

I think: animals and people are the same, and they all love their children very much. What a great mother!

Diary about Puppy 2- Timidity

When I came back from school today, I found a big cardboard box at the door. I looked in curiously, ah! It is a puppy. I eagerly asked my father, "Is this the puppy you brought back?" Dad said, "Yes, it is a small member of our family from today."

I looked at the puppy carefully. It is all white and furry, curled up in the nest, really like a ball of wool, and looks very cute. I wanted to get close to him and touch his hair, but his little eyes suddenly stared, jerked back, and then kept screaming, treating me like a bad person, for fear that I would hurt him. I have to ignore it for the time being.

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The next day, I approached it slowly, and it didn't retreat. I tried to smell my feet. I reached out and smelled my hand. See that I didn't hurt it, just circle around me. I feel its body is fluffy, soft and comfortable. It has a small black mouth, a pair of smart eyes, a pair of big ears that are always drooping, and a crooked little tail that is always dangling. It looks really cute!

Then I held it on the grass, and its round body was alive and kicking on the grass, really like a cute little white rabbit. My mother and I saw its chubby appearance and gave it a nice name-Yuanyuan.

Three naughty boys

In the next few days, whenever I came back from school, he came out to meet me and followed me all the time. I took him for a run in the yard, which was really quick.

I put it home at noon today. As soon as I entered the courtyard gate, it was strange that I couldn't see the puppy, so I shouted "Yuanyuan, Yuanyuan." But nothing happened after shouting for a long time. I was a little anxious, so I dropped my schoolbag and prepared to look for it. Suddenly, it emerged from the vegetable field and the big stone in my heart fell to the ground. Then mom and dad shouted, "no, who broke my Chili!" " "We take a closer look, the ground is full of pepper branches, and the peppers have fallen to the ground. It is clearly a "good thing" done by the puppy. Mom is very angry, and then look at the sweet potato leaves, which are also used as carpets by puppies; The big white tea here was also broken; I looked at my little coconut tree, ah! Small leaves were also torn to pieces. I was angry, too. I found a small bamboo pole and wanted to teach it a lesson. As a result, it thought I was playing games with it and jumped up and down on the bamboo stick, which made us laugh and cry.

This is my lovely and naughty puppy-Yuanyuan.

Diary about the puppy 3 Today is Sunday, my aunt is going to my house for dinner, and my parents are busy in the kitchen.

"Knock, knock!" Someone knocked at the door. I can't wait to open the door, welcome my aunt and cousin Tong Tong in, and give Tong Tong a warm hug. Aunt smiled and handed me a present. When I received the gift, I jumped three feet with joy. You know this is my favorite toy dog-Snoopy. I saw it was all white, with a big head and a small body, two big ears hanging down to the shoulders and a nose protruding like a red cherry. It wears a red hat, a red baseball uniform and a bat in both hands, as if it were an athlete aiming at the target and preparing to attack on the court. How swaggering!

I carried Snoopy into the room and laid it gently by the bed. I want him to sleep with me every night. At this moment, Tong Tong came in, his eyes kept looking at Snoopy, and his eyes showed infinite love for Snoopy. "Tong Tong, you play!" I picked up Snoopy in one hand and put it in Tong Tong's hand. Tong Tong was very happy. He picked up Snoopy and said many words to him. "Dear puppy, you are so handsome!" "Snoopy, are you thirsty? Do you want to drink water? " "Snoopy, I'll take you to the park next time!" ..... Tong Tong's lovely and interesting performance made the whole family laugh. All day, Tong Tong didn't give up Snoopy. He put it on his lap at lunch and held it in his arms during his nap. I am satisfied to see Tong Tong and Snoopy having such a good time.

In the evening, Aunt and Tong Tong will go home, but Tong Tong just won't. She said she would be with Snoopy. I know that Tong Tong has fallen in love with this Snoopy. Although I like it so much, I want to have it, but in any case, as a sister, I still have to be modest. Thinking of this, I resolutely gave Snoopy to Tong Tong, and Tong Tong happily called me "good sister". I'm so happy to hear that. It seems much happier than having this "Snoopy".