Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - English jokes have 9 words in each sentence.
English jokes have 9 words in each sentence.
Q: What do nosy peppers do?
A: Get the jalapeno business!
Q: What do you call a masquerade?
A: an Impasta.
Q: What do you call a crocodile in a vest?
A: An investigator.
Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
Every morning you will rise and shine!
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"
A: "You can't eat tuna."
After the exam, the father said to his son, "Let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents. "
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