Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - English jokes have 9 words in each sentence.

English jokes have 9 words in each sentence.

Q: What do nosy peppers do?

A: Get the jalapeno business!

Q: What do you call a masquerade?

A: an Impasta.

Q: What do you call a crocodile in a vest?

A: An investigator.

Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?

Every morning you will rise and shine!

Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"

A: "You can't eat tuna."

After the exam, the father said to his son, "Let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents. "