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What kind of person is Meng Changjun in The Cockcrow and the Dog Stealing?
Su Dai, the doorman, advised, "Qin is a country of tigers and wolves, and it is the most untrustworthy. If you never go back, won't people laugh at you? " Gave up the idea of going to Qin.
A few years later, Meng Changjun was sent to Qin, and Qin Zhao immediately appointed him as the prime minister of Qin. At this time, Zhao Haoqi of Qin was advised to say, "Meng Changjun is very talented and is the monarch of Qi. Since you made him the prime minister of Qin, he will definitely think of Qi first, and then consider our State of Qin. In this way, Qin is probably very dangerous. " Hearing this, Zhao Haoqi of Qin felt very reasonable, so he dismissed Meng Changjun, locked him up and prepared to kill him.
Meng Changjun sent someone to ask Qin Zhaowang's favorite concubine for help. The princess said, "I want to get Meng Changjun's white fox coat." Meng Changjun did have a white fox coat, which was priceless, but as soon as he arrived in Qin, he gave it to Zhao Haoqi of Qin. There's nothing worth sending around now. Meng Changjun was so embarrassed that the guests were at a loss. At this time, a guest who was sitting at the bottom said, "I can get a white fox coat." That night, like a dog, he sneaked into the warehouse of the king of Qin and stole the white fox coat for the king of Qin. Meng Changjun gave it to the king of Qin's favorite concubine. Yu Ji said a lot of good things for Meng Changjun in front of the king of Qin, and Zhao Haoqi, the king of Qin, let Meng Changjun go.
Meng Changjun fled the state of Qin as soon as he got out of prison. They forged passports, changed their names and surnames, and prepared to leave Hangu for Qi.
In the middle of the night, they came to Hangu Pass. At this time, Zhao Haoqi of Qin regretted letting Meng Changjun go. When he sent someone to look for him, he found that Meng Changjun had secretly left the capital of Qin, so he sent soldiers to chase him.
Meng Changjun went to Hangu Pass, but he couldn't get out, because according to the customs regulations, the door can only be opened after the cock crows. Meng Changjun was afraid that the pursuers would arrive, and he was at a loss. At this time, a guest who can crow learned to crow. When he called, all the chickens called, so the door was open, and Meng Changjun took out his passport and passed the customs smoothly. Before long, Qin's pursuers arrived. Having left the state of Qin, Chi had to go back empty-handed.
When Meng Changjun received the two courtiers, the other guests felt ashamed to be with them. This time, when they made great achievements, all the guests respected them very much.
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