What jokes are there about "Yu Qian's handfuls are more wonderful than Degang Guo's baggage"?

Performing "Single Men and Women" on the 15th anniversary of Dragon Boat Festival.

Earlier, Lao Guo said that she likes a girl's various courtship, but it is self-defeating every time, which is terrible for girls. Then,

Guo: But that girl told me that I know you are a kind person and you love me very much. The past is the past. If we don't go, we will start from scratch and live a good life together. what do you think?

Say that call a sincere, the audience applause just started, modest elder brother went on to say:

That's good. The scar forgot to hurt.

Baishihui

Said Yu Qian's father was seriously ill and Guo went to see him.

Guo: It's very unpleasant to look at my heart.

Y: I am in bed.

Guo: I am ill. Your big brother is sitting next to him. Look at your father's face. Too green.

Y: It's green.

Guo: Look at your big brother's face. It is green.

Y: This is all for taking pictures of you, you know!

also

It's not called "Yu Qian's lollipop", it's called "uncovering the burden". Generally speaking, "three turns and four shakes" are teasing things, that is, teasing the baggage, uncovering the baggage, or measuring the work. The size of uncovering the baggage needs to be adjusted according to the reaction on the spot. For example, if a bag shakes out quietly, you should dilute it and don't uncover it repeatedly, otherwise the audience will be even more embarrassed if they don't laugh. If a baggage rings, you should emphasize it again, so that the "laughter" will be strengthened and even the laughter will not ring. This is the most difficult thing. You should adjust your performance according to the state of the joke and the feedback from the scene.

Specific to Degang Guo and Yu Qian, the division of labor between these two people is often disrupted. Sometimes Degang Guo's burden is half done, and Yu Qian is exposed, or one burden is repeated by two people, which belongs to improvisation. Both of them have a strong ability to improvise. Relatively speaking, Yu Qian is stronger. Degang Guo is better at his abstruse skills. He can do more, so he can just delete a paragraph.