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Grass and small trees _ 1200 words

Night, quiet. Bright moonlight shines on the grass and small trees in the park.

A gust of wind blew and the grass on the lawn turned like waves. The leaves on the tree are playing "shuashua shua", which is a unique music. This gust of wind caused an argument between grass and small trees. What are they arguing about?

"Hum, what's the big deal? You turn it over a few times and it will explode. " The young tree said discontentedly when he saw the grass swaying and narcissistic.

"Who? Who is saying that I have no ability? " The grass stopped, and the little head turned around and asked doubtfully.

"It's me, young tree. What skills do you have? Your grass covers a large area and develops horizontally. It is useless to absorb carbon dioxide! "

"Young trees, you also don't be too self-righteous. You grow vertically, only once a year, which is different from our grass. You can grow tall and tall in a year and have a large area. Is that okay? "

"If you grow taller, it will be worse, and you will be trimmed. More importantly, you have to be trampled to death. " The young tree is dismissive. "Our leaves can not only absorb a lot of harmful gases in the atmosphere, purify the air, make people's air fresh and maintain ecological balance. In summer, you can also give people shade in the strong sunlight. You are short and weak, can you do this? "

"I can't do some of what you said, but I can also decorate or cover the ground in a large area. Form a green carpet, soft, so that children can roll and play on us for people's leisure and entertainment; Old people, children and lovers enjoy family happiness and romantic atmosphere on the grass. You can't do this! "

"Anyway, I am better than you!"

"What are you arguing about!" Grandpa Tu stretched himself and shouted, "I just came back from a visit to Singapore and wanted to have a rest, but I was awakened by you two kids."

"I'm sorry, grandpa lu, the two of us woke you up. Who are we better than? " The little tree bent down and said shyly to the old man.

Grandpa Rand looked at the two children in front of him and smiled: "What do I think? To tell the truth, everything in Singapore is United, making the city fresher and more beautiful. It's not like you quarrel all day. "

"You look again, now our Pudong New Area, due to large-scale lawn planting, people are planting a large number of trees such as Platanus acerifolia, Cedar and Cinnamomum camphora on both sides of the central green space and the main road, which is more graceful. Attract more Chinese and foreign guests to invest, develop and travel. Do you all understand what I said? You are all needed by human beings, and you have the same achievements and contributions. "

After the wind blew, the grass and small trees returned to calm and ushered in the dawn.

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Grade one: Peng Jinfeng