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Man, why can’t you control your ancient power?

There is such a joke:

A man just lit a cigarette,

Get ready to enjoy the joy of the great invention of tobacco,

His wife said calmly next to him: "Honey, did you know that smoking can cause premature ejaculation?"

"How is this possible?" The man got angry, put the cigarette in the ashtray, and pulled it over. , his wife did it three times, then proudly picked up the still burning half of the cigarette and continued to smoke.

Many men can do it in "three minutes". If you ask them why it's only "three minutes", they don't know why. In fact, the reason is very simple, that is, you cannot control the wild power in your body.

Sexual desire is one of the three major desires that must be satisfied in life. Sexual desire is difficult to change according to human will.

If sexual desire cannot be released for a long time, it will cause male sexual dysfunction. Excessive sexual intercourse can lead to male prostate disease and premature ejaculation.

Shortening

The prostate is the switch for the wild power of sexual desire. Before sexual desire is released, this switch is on, and after release, this switch is off.

Indulgence means switching on and off in a short period of time, causing the switch to malfunction.

A "switch" that you repeatedly turn on and off in a short period of time will definitely cause a short circuit of the switch, resulting in premature ejaculation.

A "switch" that is always on the edge but not turned on will also cause the switch to fail.

Once the switch is short-circuited,

it will cause problems with male sexual function.