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The Monkey and the Peaches

One day, a monkey was looking for food. He came to a fence. There were a lot of big peaches inside the fence. The monkey tried to get into.But he failed.At last, he found a hole in the fence.But the hole was too small for him to go through.

“What should I do?” the monkey thought.He wandered around the fence.

Day after day, the monkey became thinner and thinner.At last, he could get through the fence.

He ate a lot of peaches.So became fatter and fatter.

He wanted to go outside, but the hole was too small for him. He couldn't eat any more! He waited and waited.Eventually, he became thin enough to go out.

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2. Monkey and Peaches

One day, a monkey was observing the food. He came to a fence. There were many big peaches in the fence. The monkey tried to get in, but he was too fat. Finally, he found a hole in the fence. But the hole was too small to enter.

"What should I do?" the monkey thought. He walked around outside the fence.

Day after day, the monkey became thinner and thinner. Finally, he could pass the fence.

He ate a bunch of peaches, so he became fatter and fatter.

He wanted to get out, but the hole was too small for him. He couldn't eat anything! He waited and waited, and eventually, he became very thin and went out.