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Xiaoming and Xiaohua went to the zoo to play. When they entered the door, Xiaoming pointed to Xiaohua and said to the doorman, "Look carefully! Come out later, don't say I stole your monkey! "

Xiao (surname)

the Ming Dynasty

and

Xiao (surname)

magnificent

arrive

go to

arrive

this

The zoo, when?

they

go for a walk

exist

this

Doors,

Xiao Ming

argute

arrive

this

Xiaohua

and

Said:

"

look

Work nonstop

Obviously, wait.

a

Minutes, don't

say

I

A shawl for women

your

Monkeys! "

Several people watched the sunrise, and one pointed to the treetops and said, I saw it. Others also said they saw it. At this time, someone came out from behind the tree with trousers: I saw it when I saw it. What are you yelling about? !

Very few

human

look

this

Sunrise,

one

indicate

arrive

this

treetop

and

Said:

I

See.

other

human

also

say

see

that

.

exist

this

time

After ...

this

tree

a

human

carry

pants

Out:

see

Saw,

Yelling? !

The old lady on the bus is afraid of stopping and asks at every stop. When the bus arrived at the first stop, she kept stabbing the driver with an umbrella: "Is this the convention center?" "No, it's ribs!"

this

old

lady

be

Sitting

exist

this

bus

Station,

each

station

will

Ask.

while

this

Automobile acquisition

stop

Does she take drugs?

One; one

umbrella

arrive

thorn/stab/stimulate/spy/assassinate

this

Driver: Then what?

Say ""

it

be

this

exhibit

Center? "

"no,

it

be

pork

Sparerib! "