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The comedian in our class wrote 400 words.
There are countless humorous masters in our class: Wen Li, Guo Lei, Li Guodong ... However, the humorous master with the highest evaluation in my mind is Comrade Wen Li! Speaking of master Wen Li, if you want people to stop laughing, others must keep laughing. Look, he is of medium height, with a small cherry mouth muttering again. No, I have to listen to what she is saying again. Come if you are interested! One night, during the shift change, my stomach was disturbed again. "Ding Lingling-"Not long after the bell rang, I asked Wen Li a very naive question, and Wen Li began to "start a business" again. Wen Li said, "I think I will sit down with you again. My IQ is as low as zero. " [She made a gesture] I looked at her and asked her, "Then your IQ must be lower than mine." After listening to my words, Wen Li said, "That's not good. Your IQ is the reciprocal of 0. We will sit down again, and I will probably go home like this. " She paused for a moment, then said in a childish voice, "Mom, what is this? [Pointing to the table] Oh, it's the table! How many legs does that table have? Let me count. 1, 2, 3, mom, what's behind 3? " [Pointing at the leg of the table] I heard it, and I couldn't help crying. [Smiling and striking the table] Hey, I really convinced her. Humor masters are funny not only in class, but also on the way after school. After the evening self-study class, I recalled the scene of the evening self-study class-the people in Class Two gave Wen Li and me a hard time everywhere. The people in Class Two were cruel and cut some of the girl's hair. I was angry, so I asked the teacher to judge. [Comment Jin Doudou] After listening to my story, the teacher flew into a rage and punished two people in the class. [Who told me that I have physical evidence-hair! Wen Li saw my gaffes and told the teacher how to embarrass us. [At some point, he also fell from Jin Doudou] Of course, the teacher also punished another student. Then school was over. [Back to the topic] On the way, I said to Wen Li, "Wen Li, I think if you complain to the teacher, Jin Doudou will come and leave!" Wen Li listened, thought for a moment and said, "Oh, let's make a deal like this. [Laugh first] Hehehe, teacher, someone scolded me for giving it! Hehehe, teacher, someone has disturbed my homework! " I listened to it more and more funny, so I bent down with my stomach covered. When I just stood up, Wen Li said another interesting thing. I listened to Wen Li, looked at Wen Li's appearance and smiled again. Look, this is the master of humor in our class-Wen Li. I think this humorous master deserves it!
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