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What's the use of having a husband? Why do you have to find everyone?
1. There is a free alarm clock. There is a free psychologist, so I will reply when I am depressed or bored. 3. Cheerleading, accompany me to exercise when I lose weight and help me cheer. 4. Free punching bag, you can beat and scold if you are unhappy. If you don't understand this problem, there is a free consultant. If your husband doesn't understand, you can find a psychological balance. Ha ha! 6. There is a free nanny to do all the housework. 7. Go out with a flower guard. 8. There are free drivers and porters. 9. Free trash can. Don't worry if you can't finish eating. 10. If you are sick, a husband will take care of you. 1 1. There is an ATM at any time. 65438+. Help warm the bed in winter. 13. There are free pillows to lean on when you are tired. 14. When you are tired, a free masseur will help you beat your shoulders and back. 15. Free pistachios. I am really happy to see my husband jealous of me. My husband comforts me when I am in a bad mood ... 55438+06.100006060618. I can find confidence, because in my husband's eyes, I will always be the most beautiful. Ha ha! 19. My husband is the best free diet pill. He buys me anything because I want to eat. After two months, I don't want to eat anything. So I naturally lost ten pounds. 20. I can feel romantic feeling. My husband can accompany me to all the beautiful places I want to go, and he can knock out the stars to make earrings for me. That's amazing, 22+0.54667.66661Free advice for experts. Husband has many constructive suggestions, which are more rational, acceptable and practical! 23. When I am happy, I have a husband to share. 24. Having a husband to quarrel with me can exercise my eloquence. 25. The weather changes, and my husband is caring and attentive. 26. With a beautiful love, there is a beautiful blueprint for life, and every day's life is full and satisfying. 27. There are several special days every year, and no one can live without anyone, which can make singles deeply jealous and have a sense of accomplishment. 28. The increase in telephone charges has contributed to the telecommunications industry in China, expanding domestic demand and promoting the stable economic development. 29. My husband's hobby will become my hobby, which will broaden my horizons and broaden my ability. 30. My husband likes to drag me to play badminton, which is good for my weight loss plan. 3 1. When a woman envies her husband for being kind to me, it helps to satisfy my vanity and make me happy. 32. I was awakened by a nightmare in the middle of the night, and my husband would coax me instead of my mother, greatly reducing the burden on my elders. 33. Cry if you want, make trouble if you want, and my husband will always be by my side to comfort me. I am a road idiot. I won't get lost or go astray when I walk. 35. Love is the best beauty medicine. Being with my husband has become more and more beautiful recently. 36. Someone has been listening to my phone. 37. I plan to go shopping all day with my husband. 38. Free express delivery. If I want to eat, but I'm too lazy to move, my husband will buy it for me. 39. Memos with reminder function are available. 40. Free meteorologists. 4 1. Product manual with both sound and shape. When you meet an unfamiliar product, you don't have to read the instructions anymore. 42. The most labor-saving automatic bottle opener, you don't have to worry about not opening the lid when drinking drinks. Don't worry about insomnia, because my husband will tell me stories and jokes. Sing a lullaby to put me to sleep. 44. Free home appliance repairman. 45. It helps to grasp the latest information of the economic market, especially the preferential plan of the telephone company. 46. Finally, I can reassure my parents that they won't bother to help me sign up for today's blind date every day. 47. Find an endless topic for friends and relatives; 48. I can live longer because my husband protects me. 49. You can protect your eyes, so you don't have to worry about spending too much time online and forgetting to rest. My husband will remind me on time. 50. Recover a lot of saliva nutrition. It is understood that someone in the forum once posted an article with a theme similar to "N benefits of kissing" 5 1. You can get a lot of sweetness. Ask your husband something like "Do you love me" every day. Then I waited for my husband to say a lot of sweet words to me. Even if I make a terrible disaster, my husband will help me clean up the mess. 53. Let me understand the value of survival, because I have also been concerned. 54. Let me understand the meaning of happiness.
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