What does it mean to write a Weibo joke about culture and society?

M: "I have some contact with the rich second generation."

Woman: "That?"

Man: "two"

There is too much software installed.

Look at the paragraph and say that the apple weighs 4 137 grams. This can be used to compare electronic scales when shopping.

I bought melon seeds today, and I suspect that the merchant is uncertain. I lost my mobile phone.

When the merchant saw that it showed 200 grams, he quickly said, maybe you have too much software!

Feral

This is a simple bird song, quarreling with pigeons mating at the head of the village. I think it's very suitable for me to raise some big white geese and a myna by the way. You know, even if the whole hen house collapses due to heavy rain, I have two tons of feed, and I can't stand the screams of other chickens, so I am forced to come to our hen house to have sex. Even if all the chickens in the village are dead, I won't run. Finally, I will fade out of my mouth and ride an electric donkey to buy bird flu vaccine.

Betrayed

When I was young, my brother and I were going to steal money to buy some food. As soon as my parents found out, they asked us to resume the offer.

I pointed to fifty yuan and said, "Look, let's buy something to eat."

The goods actually came to a sentence: "No, brother, we can't do this!" "

A funny little joke

Bathing is a blessing to the ass and a pain to the head; Watching movies is a blessing on the head and a pain on the ass, but listening to you is a pain on the head and a pain on the ass.

When I was a child, my family was poor and I had no money to buy a bike. I had to take a taxi to school every day. When I was in junior high school, because my grades were too outstanding, the school leaders made me study for two more years. After graduating from junior high school, the high school principal thought I had a future and overcharged me by 30 thousand. In the third year of senior high school, the class teacher thought I had the ability to survive independently and dropped out of school.

Two college students are chatting in a bar. What do you do? B: Writing. "What to write? Where to vote? B: Write a letter-ask for money from home!

Is it easy for men? Men eat out to save money for their families, play cards outside to save electricity for their families, sauna outside to save water for their families, and sleep outside to give birth control to their families! In a word, people are trying to build a conservation-oriented society …

Trade classmate B for a bigger apple, but I didn't expect there to be a bug as big as J*B in it …

Comrade policeman, what will you do if I drive too fast? ... people who play go just love to rob.

Bush: A country's prime minister has two sides, three knives and four limbs, and his voice is not perfect. Worship ghosts six times, and people on seven continents spit on them. They think he is aggressive in all directions, but he is actually a ninth-rate thing. He is an out-and-out running dog!

Koizumi: After ten years, nine wars and eight defeats, the president was so angry that he couldn't even catch a bin Laden.

I have degenerated, and I can't swim until now. You know, before I was born, I was definitely the fastest swimmer …

A talented consultant, a handsome lover, a well-paid husband, a family-oriented husband, a romantic one-night stand, a reliable confidant and a father with high IQ.

Beautiful, pure, gentle, sexy and lovely virgin, like a ghost, men are talking about it, but no one has seen it with their own eyes …