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The composition of childhood anecdotes in grade two

In daily study, work or life, everyone has the experience of writing a composition, so they are familiar with it. According to different genres, composition can be divided into narrative, expository, practical and argumentative. I believe many friends are very upset about writing. The following is my second grade essay about childhood anecdotes (selected 10), which is welcome for your reference and I hope it will help you.

One day, I played with other children. I didn't know there was a dog there. The dog untied his hand in that soil, and no one knew it. I saw a big piece of dirt there, so I asked my friends to play in it. I went to the dog's poop. I don't know. I thought it was dirt! I put it on my face and used it as a mask to scare others. I suddenly scared my partner Huan Wang, and he said, "Ghosts! I took off my mask with a smile and everyone was scared away. As soon as I heard it, I said, "Why is it so smelly? "When I came home at night, I gave my mother my clay mask. As soon as my mother heard it, she said, "This is shit! "! I was shocked at once.

This is an anecdote from my childhood.

When I was a child, I once came out of the bathroom after washing my hands. There are several washbasins on the floor. I suddenly farted beside the red basin. I thought something was making a noise, so I looked around the red basin and couldn't find it. My dad found out and told my mom that she called me to the sofa in the living room and saw red. I looked at it and said, "Yes!" My mother said to me, "You farted there, that's what you farted!" " "At that time, I left with confidence.

This is when I was a child. Isn't it fun?

When I was two years old, my parents took me to the park to play. I shit on my father.

I heard my mother say: when I was a child. Once, my parents and I went to the park to play, and my father took me to ride the Ferris wheel. At the top, I was so scared that I accidentally pulled my dad all over. I turned my head and saw my father's face was white and ugly. At this time, I remembered that my mother once told me: "Dad doesn't like children's poop, and he eats lightly." So I lowered my head and watched my father wipe my poop in shame.

Remembering this embarrassing incident when I was a child, I blushed like a little monkey's ass.

My childhood was colorful, and all kinds of interesting things happened like colorful paintings, remembering my growth.

One day at noon, my mother asked me to take a nap after lunch. I didn't want to sleep, thinking that I could play after my mother left. My mother seemed to know my mind and said, "Go to sleep, I'll go and have a look later."

After a while, my mother came and I pretended to be asleep. My mother saw my cleverness and said, "The mouth of a truly asleep person is open." I listened to the boss and opened my mouth at once, enough to plug a big walnut! Mother suddenly laughed.

Until now, whenever I talk to my mother about this, we will laugh!

My childhood is colorful, and there are countless interesting things that happened in my childhood.

I was only four years old that day. I walked around the room and somehow came to the mirror. Ah! Why is the person in front like me? I touched it with my hand and got a fright. Why is that man flat? I quickly backed off. How dare you imitate me. I slapped him and he hit me. I feel horrible. He must be a monster.

I quickly took my mother's hand and said, "There are monsters over there." Came to the mirror, strange, is a monster. I quickly hid behind my mother. Mom turned around and said, "It's not a monster at all, it's you in the mirror."

It took my mother a long time to understand. It turns out that the mirror can "print" us in, and people can see their own shadows from the mirror.

In my childhood, there were many interesting things, among which eating peaches made me unforgettable.

I remember when I was 5 years old, my mother once bought a peach. Before I could wash it, I secretly took one, put it on my body and took a big bite. Peaches are too sweet! After a while, my body began to itch, so I took the peach hand and scratched it while eating. The more I scratch, the more I itch. At this time, my whole body was red and I cried. My mother came out of the kitchen. At first glance, I knew that I had eaten an unwashed peach, and the hair on the peach skin bit me. Just help me take a shower and change.

Since then, I never dare to eat unwashed fruits, especially peaches.

I walked quite steadily when I was five years old. My family lived on the fifth floor at that time. Once, my family went out to play, and I ran out before my parents went out.

I must go downstairs when I go out, but I walked to the roof. Walking to the top floor, my feet are sore and painful, and my heart is very uncomfortable, but I can't see the door. An uncle saw me and asked, "Little Sister, why are you here?" I was in a hurry, and I cried with a "wow". My uncle was anxious and quickly asked, "What floor do you live on, little sister?" I cried and said, "I'm from the fifth floor." I want to go downstairs, but I can't see the iron gate! " "When my uncle heard this, he suddenly realized and said to me with a smile," How can you go up when you go downstairs? "So this uncle took me home.

Hearing this, everyone laughed so hard that their stomachs ached.

This is a happy anecdote of my childhood.

Childhood anecdote Grade 2 Composition 8 In everyone's childhood, there will be an anecdote. I have an anecdote that you must want to know!

I remember it was on a hot summer day. My mother saw that I was thirsty, so she helped me get a bowl of sweet and delicious mung bean soup. I couldn't wait to pick up the bowl. I didn't feel sweet, so I went to the kitchen and scooped a spoonful of "sugar", put it in the bowl, and then drank it again. I don't know if I didn't drink it, but I was shocked. How salty it is! I spit out the soup in my mouth. My mother saw me like this and asked, "Ningning, what's wrong with you?" I told her about it, and she actually smiled. "You scooped salt, not sugar." As soon as I heard it, I suddenly realized. So I scooped salt!

Later, this matter was often mentioned at the moment of rest and chat after dinner. Up to now, we have to laugh all the time. I believe that everyone has such embarrassing things, just don't want to mention them! What's your embarrassment?

Everyone's childhood is different, and many things will happen in the same year, including happy things, unforgettable things and some unforgettable childhood anecdotes!

When I was 2 or 3 years old, my grandmother had a dog. I am very good with him, and I often play with him. One day, I saw the dog sleeping on the ground. I also went to lie down next to it and touched it. It also touched its face with its claws. After a while, tired of playing, I fell asleep on the ground unconsciously. Grandma woke me up when she came back, crying and laughing, and sometimes she laughed at me systematically.

Everyone's childhood is different, all kinds of things will happen, and childhood anecdotes are also essential!

There is a garden in front of my house. There is a small pond with small fish and tadpoles. I like playing with water by the small pond very much. One day, I invited some children to play in the water by the small pond. Some of us are holding twigs, some are fighting for water, and some are fishing for dirty things in the water. When we were having fun, my branch suddenly broke. I stood up and looked for another branch. I don't know why, maybe I squatted for too long, my legs were a little sore, and my feet slipped and plopped. I fell into a small pond. I can't swim. Just then, my father came down and invited me to dinner in the morning. He saw me fall into the pond, rushed over and dragged me out, and then went home. I cough while walking. When I got home, my mother joked that she would hang me on the balcony.

There were many anecdotes when I was a child. This anecdote left a deep impression on me, which I will never forget.