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There is a funny Cantonese joke on the side.
Ans: I can't live because of my homework.
2. McDull bathed himself and estimated the name of a modern literary writer.
Ans: Zhu Ziqing
It is said that there was a famous brand store that offered a 10% discount before. A woman went left to sweep the goods and died left after buying Lebanon.
Hey, what's the point?
A: Death.
4. What is the most handsome button on the side of the keyboard?
A: F4
5. baa hair is the most common?
A: Normal.
6. Breast augmentation requires 10 thousand on both sides and only 3 thousand on one side. This is a four-word idiom.
A: twists and turns
7. Can you learn anything from the wild?
A: The library.
There are 26 English letters in English. When e and t turn left, how many lowercase English letters will there be?
Ans: 2 1, because ET left by UFO.
9.minna no tabo wears red lipstick and estimates a new English word.
Ans: direction (big red lips)
10. When six minus two equals zero.
A: When making the six karma gestures.
1 1. Congratulations on getting rich and estimate the name of a country.
A: Belgium (Billy is)
12. Why are there Tokyo, Nanjing and Beijing in the world but there is no Xijing?
Ans: Because western classics are more left-handed than Tang Sanzang.
13. Amin and Ashan robbed the bank, but they escaped, but the D police didn't chase Amin when they chased the fruit. They are all chasing Yashan, so click.
What about the solution?
Ans: Because of the Himalayas (at least La 'a Mountain).
14. How to create a tense atmosphere with the same bench in the Sanduang District?
Answer: lamp stool
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