Funny sentences that friends talk nonsense every day.

Funny sentences in which friends talk nonsense every day (I) 1. Every minute you breathe, 60 seconds pass.

If you are a little useful, you are not useless at all.

After peeling the banana, you will find a peeled banana.

As we all know, swallows are very light. How light is it? It is as light as a swallow.

I didn't find it before, but I found it when I found it.

6. I am extremely angry!

7. Cicada's wings are so thin, as thin as cicada's wings.

8. Regardless of the content, if it makes sense, it makes sense for you to speak.

9. When you are too hungry, you must remember not to eat too much, or you will be full.

10. I remember when I read your last article.

1 1. Anything useful is not useless.

12. Who would have thought that this 16-year-old girl was only a 12-year-old girl four years ago?

13. You are not hungry when you are full.

14. You can do it! Unless you can't

15. Why didn't you reply to my message? Because I didn't send you a message?

16. If I didn't guess wrong, I must have guessed right.

17. If there is love in heaven, the right path on earth is the right path.

18. As we all know, cicadas have very thin wings. How thin are they? As thin as cicada's wings.

19. Why hasn't my iPhone 13pro max arrived yet? Is it because I didn't buy it?

20. If this sentence is useful at all, it is useless at all.

Funny sentences in which friends talk nonsense every day (2)1. If you have some skills, you will not have no skills at all.

22. If you look good, you won't be so ugly.

23. If you are alive, you are not dead.

24. The greater the ability, the greater the ability.

25. I am particularly angry when I am particularly angry at ordinary times.

26. If you are right, you should be right.

27. It's pretty, but it's a little ugly, but it's also pretty, but it's a pity that it's ugly in my opinion, but it's just so beautiful that it doesn't reflect the feeling of ugliness, so it's a little ugly as a whole. The fly in the ointment is a little ugly, but it doesn't affect its appeal.

28. I suddenly saw this sentence, and I suddenly saw it.

29. Hello, everyone. As you can see, I am a living person.

30. This hand is the size of a palm.

3 1. My family lost two cows, one white and the other white.

32. People can't stretch when they can't.

This young man is very handsome, with a nose and two eyes.

You must be reading this article when you see it.

35. Cicada's wings are so thin, just like cicada's wings.

36. There has never been a chain decline in this matter.

37. A little progress won't mean no progress at all.

38. Do you know? You can't drink the freshly boiled water directly because it will burn your mouth.

39. What can I say? You are beautiful, with an indescribable beauty, especially with two eyes, a nose and a mouth. Just right, no more, no less, and the best part is that the hair just grows on the head.

40. If you are willing to be my girlfriend, I will be your boyfriend.

Funny sentences that talk nonsense between friends every day (Chapter 3) 4 1. People must have dreams, and with dreams, you can become a real person with dreams.

42. You are also a smart man. You know what I know.

43. You have been back for half your life.

44. Except for your advantages, you are all shortcomings.

45. I once took a taxi and asked the driver: What do you do, uncle?

46. People who have no partners should still be single.

47. Shocked, a girl of 14 years old was only four years old ten years ago.

48. I pretend to work for my boss, who pretends to pay me.

49. As soon as my front foot left, my back foot followed.

50. If you lose weight, you must be very thin.

5 1. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

I was shocked when I first went to America. I have never seen so many Americans in a country.

53. Every time I have a birthday, my age increases by one year.

54. I read it for nothing; If you don't read it, you will read it for nothing.

55. Running ten kilometers in the morning is equivalent to running ten kilometers.

56. The smarter the person, the smarter the brain.

I was shocked when I first went to England. I have never seen so many British people in a country.

58. The pig was alive before it died.

Aside from the content, what you said is quite reasonable.

60. What is said here is the same as what is said.

A collection of nonsense and humorous jokes between friends.

Humorous jokes between friends (I) 1. If he doesn't marry me, the bride will definitely not be me.

As an experienced person, my advice is not to come here.

The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

You are a smart man, I know what you mean. I am also a smart person, and smart people should know that I know what you mean. As long as everyone understands, people should understand. I know what you mean.

The last time I saw such a speechless word was the last time.

6. You are also a smart person. You know what I know.

Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

8. If what you say is reasonable, it is not unreasonable at all.

9. If I am right, I am right.

10. People should have dreams. Only when you have a dream can you be a person with a real dream.

1 1. I was shocked when I first went to England. I have never seen so many British people in a country.

12. If you fall from the floor of 100, there should be an accident without an accident.

13. Good morning, friends. It doesn't matter if it's not good, whatever.

14. You are alive but not dead.

15. If I have a boyfriend, there is no need to add the word if in this sentence.

16. Is the victim of this car accident injured?

17. I will make a long story short, but it's a long story.

18. If you cross the Himalayas, you have the ability to cross the Himalayas.

19. I want to talk when you say that.

20. If you are not ugly, you are beautiful.

Humorous jokes between friends (2)1. We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

22. It's pretty, but it's a little ugly, but it's also pretty, but it's a pity that I think it's ugly, but it's just so beautiful that it doesn't show the feeling of ugliness, so it's a little ugly as a whole. The fly in the ointment is a little ugly, but it doesn't affect its appeal.

23. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.

24. There is not a cloud in the cloudless sky of Wan Li.

25. Hello, everyone. My last name is Fan. Because I am always cold when I speak, everyone calls me, so I should pay attention when I speak.

26. It's a good job, although it's a bit poor, but it's also quite good. It's a pity that it's worse for me, but it's too good to reflect a bad feeling, so relatively speaking, it's a little bad, and overall it's good, but the disadvantage is just a little bad.

27. This young man is very handsome, with a nose and two eyes.

28. When you can't get up in the morning, it means you want to sleep.

29. If you are my sister, we are sisters.

Suddenly see this sentence, suddenly see this sentence.

3 1. Every 60 seconds wasted in life, life passes 1 minute.

32. If you have no date, you should still be single.

33. Besides your shortcomings, you have advantages.

Who would have thought that this boy 10 was only 5 years old five years ago.

35. Very angry when you are extremely angry.

36. If my head is not bald, I still have a lot of hair.

37. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it myself.

38. You put it here and put it here again, which is like talking.

39. Women like beauty.

40. You do everything well except work.

Humorous jokes between friends (3) 4 1. The greater the ability, the greater the ability.

42. What can I say? You are beautiful, with an indescribable beauty, especially with two eyes, a nose and a mouth. Just right, no more, no less, and the best part is that the hair just grows on the head.

43. Who would have thought that he stood up a centimeter when he was 1.8 meters tall?

Everyone knows that you are beautiful, and everyone knows that you are not ugly.

45. I will let men listen to me in three sentences.

46. Young people nowadays are really young compared with Lao Cui.

47. Everything you say is reasonable, not unreasonable.

48. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.

49. Do you know? Generally, driving means sitting.

I found that my mother and my father got married on the same day.

5 1. I wonder if you have noticed that summer is much hotter than winter.

52. Shocked, a girl of 14 years old was only four years old ten years ago.

If you are willing to spend more time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent more time.

I don't know what to say every time, I don't know what to say.

55. Do you know why I am so poor? Because I have no money.

56. Think back to yesterday, just like yesterday.

57. The stock law has been found, and it is either rising or falling.

58. If you are my girlfriend, then I am your boyfriend.

59. If you look white, you won't be black.

The nonsense teased by friends is like a collection of humorous jokes.

Nonsense between friends is like a humorous joke (I) 1. If he doesn't marry me, the bride will definitely not be me.

As an experienced person, my advice is not to come here.

The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

You are a smart man, I know what you mean. I am also a smart person, and smart people should know that I know what you mean. As long as everyone understands, people should understand. I know what you mean.

The last time I saw such a speechless word was the last time.

6. You are also a smart person. You know what I know.

Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

8. If what you say is reasonable, it is not unreasonable at all.

9. If I am right, I am right.

10. People should have dreams. Only when you have a dream can you be a person with a real dream.

1 1. I was shocked when I first went to England. I have never seen so many British people in a country.

12. If you fall from the floor of 100, there should be an accident without an accident.

13. Good morning, friends. It doesn't matter if it's not good, whatever.

14. You are alive but not dead.

15. If I have a boyfriend, there is no need to add the word if in this sentence.

16. Is the victim of this car accident injured?

17. I will make a long story short, but it's a long story.

18. If you cross the Himalayas, you have the ability to cross the Himalayas.

19. I want to talk when you say that.

20. If you are not ugly, you are beautiful.

A friend's nonsense is like a humorous joke (2)1. We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

22. It's pretty, but it's a little ugly, but it's also pretty, but it's a pity that I think it's ugly, but it's just so beautiful that it doesn't show the feeling of ugliness, so it's a little ugly as a whole. The fly in the ointment is a little ugly, but it doesn't affect its appeal.

23. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.

24. There is not a cloud in the cloudless sky of Wan Li.

25. Hello, everyone. My last name is Fan. Because I am always cold when I speak, everyone calls me, so I should pay attention when I speak.

26. It's a good job, although it's a bit poor, but it's also quite good. It's a pity that it's worse for me, but it's too good to reflect a bad feeling, so relatively speaking, it's a little bad, and overall it's good, but the disadvantage is just a little bad.

27. This young man is very handsome, with a nose and two eyes.

28. When you can't get up in the morning, it means you want to sleep.

29. If you are my sister, we are sisters.

Suddenly see this sentence, suddenly see this sentence.

3 1. Every 60 seconds wasted in life, life passes 1 minute.

32. If you have no date, you should still be single.

33. Besides your shortcomings, you have advantages.

Who would have thought that this boy 10 was only 5 years old five years ago.

35. Very angry when you are extremely angry.

36. If my head is not bald, I still have a lot of hair.

37. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it myself.

38. You put it here and put it here again, which is like talking.

39. Women like beauty.

40. You do everything well except work.

The nonsense teased by friends is like a humorous joke (Chapter 3) 4 1. The greater the ability, the greater the ability.

42. What can I say? You are beautiful, with an indescribable beauty, especially with two eyes, a nose and a mouth. Just right, no more, no less, and the best part is that the hair just grows on the head.

43. Who would have thought that he stood up a centimeter when he was 1.8 meters tall?

Everyone knows that you are beautiful, and everyone knows that you are not ugly.

45. I will let men listen to me in three sentences.

46. Young people nowadays are really young compared with Lao Cui.

47. Everything you say is reasonable, not unreasonable.

48. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.

49. Do you know? Generally, driving means sitting.

I found that my mother and my father got married on the same day.

5 1. I wonder if you have noticed that summer is much hotter than winter.

52. Shocked, a girl of 14 years old was only four years old ten years ago.

If you are willing to spend more time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent more time.

I don't know what to say every time, I don't know what to say.

55. Do you know why I am so poor? Because I have no money.

56. Think back to yesterday, just like yesterday.

57. The stock law has been found, and it is either rising or falling.

58. If you are my girlfriend, then I am your boyfriend.

59. If you look white, you won't be black.

Funny nonsense literary sentences suitable for friends circle.

Funny nonsense literary sentences suitable for sending friends (I) 1. You are really beautiful, especially your eyes. One * * * does not exceed two.

If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you spend more time.

If I am not ugly, I must be handsome.

According to statistics, all unmarried pregnant women in the world, a girl of 16 years old was only 12 years old four years ago, but no one lived to be 25 years old after 00. ......

5. You put it with me.

6. If you say so, you can't say so.

7. If you are willing to spend more time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent more time.

8. If he is not ugly, he should look good.

9. This is my father and I am his son.

10. This tomato smells like a tomato.

1 1. I will live to death.

12. If I am a rich man, I must be very rich.

13. You are so beautiful. Those eyes are neither more nor less, only two.

14. Congratulations on being congratulated by me!

15. Those who are still awake must be awake.

16. People should have dreams. Only when you have a dream can you be a person with a real dream.

17. If you look good, you won't be so ugly.

18. An excuse is a good excuse, but it is an excuse.

19. Everything you say is reasonable, not unreasonable.

20. When blood collapses, there is not a snowflake that does not collapse.

2 1. Playing in the game for 30 seconds is equivalent to spending half a minute in reality.

22. You are a smart man, I know what you mean. I am also a smart person, and smart people should know that I know what you mean. As long as everyone understands, people should understand. I know what you mean.

23. The crab was alive before it died.

24. The last time I saw your mobile phone was the last time.

25. We all know that cicadas have thin wings. How thin are they? As thin as a cicada's wing

26. If you are not ugly, you will look beautiful.

27. A little progress won't mean no progress at all.

28. The last time I saw this sentence was the last time.

29. No one who is awake now should fall asleep.

30. What are you doing here?

3 1. A truth: The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

32. When you are looking for something, you may or may not find it.

It is shocking that a girl of 14 years old was only four years old ten years ago.

34. If you are my sister, we are sisters. Every 60 seconds a person breathes, his life span will be shortened by one minute.

35. The fewer words, the shorter sentences.

36. If you are willing to spend more time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent more time.

37. I believe you can do it unless you can't.

I was shocked when I first went to America. I have never seen so many Americans in a country.

39. If you are not ugly, you are beautiful.

40. Those who can say such things will certainly be able to say such things.

4 1. My family lost two cows, one white and the other white.

42. You are a smart man, I know what you mean. I am also a smart person, and smart people should know that I know what you mean. As long as everyone understands that people need to understand me and what you mean, the network environment will be full of people who understand.

43. Young people nowadays are really young compared with Lao Cui.

44. Except for your advantages, you are all shortcomings.

45. I don't know if I should say anything inappropriate, so I won't say it.

46. Every time I have a birthday, my age increases by one year.

Funny nonsense literary sentences suitable for friends circle (Chapter III) 47. Why does this sweet potato smell like tomato?

48. When you finish reading this sentence, it's over.

49. Do you know? People will not be hungry when they are dead.

50. Morning shock! Surveys show that people will only be born once.

5 1. Everything delicious is especially delicious.

52. I just want to say two words, one is a word and the other is a word.

53. After peeling the banana, you will get a peeled banana.

Compared with the older generation, today's young people are really young.

55. When you are free, you are free.

56. Do you know that every 60 seconds you breathe, one minute passes?

57. Besides your shortcomings, you have advantages.

58. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.

59. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent some time.

After careful observation, I found that the day I was born turned out to be my birthday.

6 1. Do you find it much hotter in summer than in winter?

62. As the saying goes: As the saying goes.

63. This tomato looks a bit like a tomato.

64. What you say is irrelevant, not at all.

After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it myself.

66. Not before. You find it, you find it.

The last time I saw such a speech was the last time.

68. Minors are all under the age of 18.

69. Cold knowledge: Every second you breathe, your life is reduced by one minute.