Humorous jokes in convenience stores

How difficult is it to meet someone who is suitable for you and likes you in your relationship? I have seen such a joke:

He likes telling cold jokes, and she likes listening to them. He likes Japanese literature, and she also likes Haruki Murakami. He likes watching old movies and Leslie Cheung, so does she. He likes traveling, and she has just returned from a trip to Tibet. Their three views are not harmonious, and they are made for each other. On this day, they met in a convenience store. They went Dutch, walked out of the convenience store, and then there was nothing.

5 billion people miss this planet every day. Some time ago, my best friend told me that it is really difficult to meet a person who likes and is suitable. I read this sentence fluently. It's not difficult to meet the right person. I've already met him. I'll be beaten black and blue by her immediately. Who are you kidding? Don't you blush when you say this, a person who has made a blank sheet in love? I smiled and didn't explain. Actually, I didn't lie to her. I really met her once.

The older you get, the more you understand that love is not something you dare to pursue.

Once I went out to eat hot pot with my colleagues, and everyone was a little drunk after drinking it.

There is a girl at the front desk of the hot pot restaurant. She is very cute. She not only has watery eyes, but also can see dimples on her cheeks when she smiles.

Xu Sheng, a 33-year-old single colleague, has a crush on her. Everyone invited him to strike up a conversation, but he never dared to ask.

After struggling for a few minutes, he pretended to pass the girl with a small bowl, hoping to take the opportunity to ask for contact information.

As a result, he carried the bowl around the hot pot restaurant for three times and didn't dare to ask. Finally, he sat back to his position.

I asked Xu Sheng why he wanted contact information. He said, "That girl looks only 20 years old. I don't think it is appropriate, and I can't pull my face. "

I just found out that many people actually think so.

When I was young, I especially liked to fall in love with all kinds of people. As long as I meet someone I think is good, I will act immediately and don't want to wait for a moment.

When you meet someone who feels good, you can't wait to make every effort to get his attention.

But after the age of rampage, only reason is left in my mind.

There are fewer and fewer people poking their hearts, and the threshold of heartbeat is getting higher and higher.

It's not that I don't want to pursue bravely, but that I know that some fruitless love can't be touched.