Lawyer, come in! What if I find someone poisoning the well water?

Calling the police to poison the well is a big deal, and the public security will definitely come to test the well water.

Send a joke by the way

One day, mosquitoes and mantis went to peek at a woman taking a bath. Mosquito proudly said: you see, I stabbed her chest twice ten years ago, and now it is so swollen; Mantis said unconvinced, what's the matter? I cut her between her legs ten years ago, and now she is bleeding every month. ...