Be a super joke!

There is a TV station investigating penguins:

Electricity: Mr penguin a, what's your hobby? Penguin A: Eating, sleeping and kissing.

Electricity: Miss Penguin B, what's your hobby? Penguin B: Eat, sleep and kiss. ......

So I asked 99 penguins. They all like eating, sleeping and kissing. Then, I asked the100th penguin.

Electricity: Mr penguin 100, what's your hobby? Penguin 100: Eat and sleep.

Electricity: Hey, sir, why don't you have a hobby of playing kissing? Penguin 100: Shit! I'm a pro! !

Appearance: A male, B male, C male, master of back rubbing.

One day, several naked men were changing clothes in the bathroom. Suddenly, the phone rang.

Listen carefully ... not your own.

The voice started again. Two men, Party A and Party B, looked at the man of Party C, and the man of Party C immediately answered the phone.

: "hey! Why are you cursing? I ... I'm not fooling around. I don't have a fox. Really, I'm taking a shower. Don't believe you. "

"Master, say something!" Hello, I'm year.there. I work in the bathroom. ........................................................................................................................................................

"All right, all right, give it to me."

Believe it, I won't lie to you ... Do you want to buy clothes? Buy clothes, just buy, circle! Want 25 thousand? Is it too expensive? No, no, no, I love it, buy buy! "

(Party A and Party B smile at each other)

: "Want a car? BMW? 450 thousand? I don't have that much cash. What? Yesterday, boss Liu sent money, and you saw it. ..................................................................................................................................................................

(A and B, two men, stick out their tongues, and the back rubbing master brings a cup of green tea. )

: "... did I promise you a house? I really don't have that much money for corruption? Don't talk nonsense, okay If you don't buy it, find my wife?

Um ... okay, okay, whatever. "

(A, B shows inferiority, and the back rubbing master shows grandchildren. )

: "transfer your brother to the IRS? What's his education? Elementary school? Haven't graduated yet? Are you kidding? No, it's definitely not ............................................................................................................................................................................ No! Everything is easy to discuss, hello, hello, hello ... "

(A man whispers to B man: "It turned out to be a corrupt official." Master rubbed his back with a pie mouth and said, "I know what bird he is at a glance!" " " )

C man put the phone down and breathed a sigh of relief. Say loudly: "Whose mobile phone is this?"

A rabbit molested a wolf (this rabbit is very strong).

Then he ran away and the wolf chased him angrily.

The rabbit will catch up with the wolf when it sees it.

He sat under a tree,

Put on sunglasses and read the newspaper.

Pretend nothing happened,

Then the wolf came and saw the rabbit sitting under the tree.

Q: "Did you see a rabbit running past!"

The rabbit replied, "Did the rabbit tease the wolf?"

The wolf shouted, "No way! It's in the newspaper so soon! ! ! "

The little white rabbit and the big bear were walking in the forest and accidentally kicked over a jar.

An elf came out of the pot and said that he could satisfy their three wishes.

The bear said, turn it into the strongest bear in the world. Its wish has come true.

The little white rabbit said, give it a small helmet. Its wish has also come true.

The bear said, turn it into the most beautiful bear in the world. Its wish has come true again.

The little white rabbit said, give it a bike. Its wish has come true again.

The bear said, turn all other bears in the world into bitches!

The little white rabbit got on the bike and said as he ran, turn this bear into a homosexual. ...

A mental hospital heard that the leader would come to the hospital to inspect the situation, so the dean called a meeting of patients in the hospital at the meeting, and the dean

The sermon said: "this afternoon, there are very important leaders coming to visit, and everyone should go to the door to meet them." At the time of welcome,

All the patients stood on both sides of the hospital gate, standing neatly. As soon as I cough, everyone applauds. The warmer the better. I

Stamping must be completely stopped and no mistakes can be made. If everyone is ready, we can give you meat buns tonight.

As long as one person screws up, everyone has no buns to eat, remember? "The patients in the audience shouted together:" Remember!

! "

This afternoon, the leader arrived on time. When he stepped into the gate, the popular patient was already standing at the door. At this point, with

When the dean coughed, all the patients applauded and the atmosphere was very warm. The visiting leaders were infected by the warm atmosphere.

He smiled and applauded and walked into the hospital with everyone. Seeing the leader enter the hospital, the dean stamped his foot and the applause stopped.

Yes, very neat. Only the leader is still smiling and clapping, and the dean is very satisfied.

Suddenly, a patient as strong as Schwarzenegger jumped out of the welcome crowd, strode to the leader and turned around.

Gave him a big slap in the face and shouted angrily-"You don't want to eat steamed bread? !

Mental patients in hospitals usually have a worship complex for doctors or nurses.

One day, a female patient came to see a male doctor. ...

Female patient: Dr. Lan, do you love me?

Dr. Lan pondered for a long time (in order not to hurt the patient and avoid the deterioration of his condition)

Dr. Lan: We have a doctor-patient relationship. Because you are ill, I must take good care of you. ...

In order not to hurt the patient, Dr. Lan explained for a long time and finally finished. )

Female patient: Dr. Lan, you mean you don't love me anymore?

Dr. Lan (brooding): Hmm … hmm … hmm …

Female patient: Nothing … I love Dr. Chen …

The residents on the first floor got a big dog from nowhere. When he first came, he was very vigilant and barked at the slightest movement. My home is on the sixth floor. Although I climb up and down every day, I still have to be called ten times. I am timid. As soon as the dog barked, I ran as fast as I could for fear that it would suddenly rush out.

Pick up my little nephew who is attending an English training class on Sunday and go home for dinner. Just entering the first floor, the big dog barked as usual, which gave me the willies. The little nephew was not afraid at all, but shouted, "spit." Strangely, after a few spits, the big dog actually stopped barking and made a poor "hum" sound.

When I got home, I asked my nephew how to curb such a fierce dog. The little nephew proudly said, "When the dog barks at you, it is actually saying one, and you answer twice. At this time, the dog stopped barking because he was ashamed that he could not repay the three of you. "

There is a little white rabbit running happily in the forest.

On the way, it met a giraffe who was rolling marijuana.

The white rabbit said to the giraffe, "Giraffe Giraffe, why did you do something that hurt yourself?"

Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! "

The giraffe looked at the marijuana and the white rabbit and threw it behind him.

Running in the forest with rabbits.

Later, they met an elephant who was about to take cocaine.

The white rabbit said to the elephant, "elephant, elephant, why do you want to do something that hurts yourself?"

Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! "

The elephant looked at the cocaine and the white rabbit and threw the cocaine behind him.

Running in the forest with rabbits and giraffes.

Then they met a lion who was about to fight heroin.

The white rabbit said to the lion, "Lion, lion, why did you do something that hurt yourself?"

Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! "

The lion looked at the syringe and the white rabbit and threw the syringe behind him.

Rushed over and gave the white rabbit a good beating.

The elephant and giraffe trembled with fear: "why did you hit the white rabbit?"

It is so kind, cares about our health and makes us close to nature. "

The lion said angrily, "This son of a bitch pulls me every time he eats ecstasy."

Running around the forest like an idiot. "

The little white rabbit met a wolf while walking in the forest. He came up and put two big ear stickers on the little white rabbit and said, "I told you not to wear a hat." The little white rabbit left very grievance.

The next day, she skipped out of the house wearing a hat and met the wolf again. He came up and gave the white rabbit two big mouths and said, "I told you to wear a hat."

Tutu is depressed. After thinking for a long time, I finally decided to complain to the king of the forest, Tiger.

After explaining the situation, the tiger said, "OK, I see. I will handle this matter, so trust the organization." On the same day, the tiger found his partner wolf. "It is wrong for you to do so. This is very difficult for me. " Then he wiped the dust off the table: "Do you think this will work?" You can say, Tutu, come and find me a piece of meat! She found the fat one, and you said you wanted the thin one. She found a thin one, and you said you wanted a fat one. So you can hit her. Of course, you can also say that. Tutu, come and find me a woman. She found plump ones, and you said you liked slim ones. She found a slim one, and you said you liked the plump one. You can beat her. It is both reasonable and powerful. "The wolf nodded and clapped his hands, and the reverence for the tiger once again reached a new peak. Unexpectedly, the above instructions were heard by the little white rabbit who was weeding the tiger's house outside the window. I hate this in my heart.

The next day, the little white rabbit went out again. What a coincidence! It's the big bad wolf coming. The wolf said, "Tutu, come and find me a piece of meat." Tutu said, "So, do you want to be fat or thin?" The wolf listened, his heart sank and he was happy again. He said, fortunately, there is a plan B. He added, "Tutu, Mary, find me a woman." Tutu asked, "So, do you like plump or slim?" The wolf was silent for 2 seconds and raised his hand to give Tutu two big ear stickers. "Shit, I told you not to wear a hat."

I am bored. Answer your boring question.

1。 If someone wants to eat your fast meat, will you cut it for him?

2。 The mountain will become smaller, and the monkey will become smaller when it becomes a hill. If it gets smaller, the situation of monkeys will be even more difficult.

3。 You also said that monkeys have been crushed for 500 years. Who knows what will happen in 500 years? You told people about TV 500 years ago. Do you understand?

4。 It's still a 500-year problem, so don't say much.

5。 If you owe a favor, the monkey owes a favor. China people pay great attention to returns. Anyway, he knew the tree wouldn't die. What's the hurry? It's best not to owe anyone.

6。 Husband and wife, the old version of China (it seems to be version 82) is husband and wife, and other versions are not discussed.

7。 Humans, because monkeys are not immortals, 500 years is a long time for humans.

8。 Only in this way can there be a follow-up story, otherwise people can finish reading the novel four or five times.

9。 When he said the water was not good, he meant it was not as good as Pig and Friar Sand.

10。 It seems that I have to watch Journey to the West again, and I haven't seen the answer. I guess, don't Tang Priest have to meet 8 1 to learn from the scriptures? Who cares if you don't preach that Tang Priest can live forever if he eats his flesh? It is estimated that Guanyin and Tathagata came from them. On purpose, is it true or not. No monster has eaten it, and no one knows. On the other hand, the Tang Priest is the reincarnation of the golden cicada, which may be the reason why eating its meat can prolong life.

1 1。 Simply put, they are not immortals, but boys. Don't confuse boys with boys. They will live a long life, but they will live longer than ordinary people. Doesn't mean immortality.

12。 Niu Wangmo's Tao Li is higher than Monkey Sun's. I can only say that there is no other reason.

13。 Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. Thank you, okay?

14。 Who said he didn't go to school? He didn't go to Taoist school when he went to seek immortality.

15。 People are Buddhas, so things can be fooled?

After answering, I don't know if I am satisfied or not. The Journey to the West, I've seen it a million times. Although I can't understand the mystery, I can say that I have learned a little. If you have more questions, you can also ask me or discuss with you.

Refute your far-fetched answer in boredom.

You said in article 8 that for the follow-up plot. If it can be interpreted this way, then all items 15 can be interpreted this way. Each plot of the author is designed for the following plot. Why is it listed separately? It's so unreasonable!

1. The Tang Priest is a monk. It is obviously unfair for you to meet him with ideas. The Buddha can cut meat for the eagle, and his Tang priest is proficient in Buddhism, so he should naturally have this consciousness. Otherwise, why take the scriptures?

2. How do you know that getting smaller is more difficult than getting bigger? The shepherd boy gave him an apple. If he gets smaller, that apple can be eaten for many days.

3. It turns out that 500 years have passed, and the Great Sage's kung fu is still far away ~ ~ ~

4. This immortal has refined so many powerful magic weapons in just 500 days (they were in Tiangong 1 day = mortal 1 year), so all the immortals in Qian Qian for 10,000 years were asleep before Wukong was born? Or did all these magic weapons flood into the world when Wukong was crushed?

Zhenyuan Daxian, the ancestor of the earth fairy, is so narrow-minded. For a mere favor, he was willing to lose face to compare with a mortal and several monsters (five disciples), and was scolded to pieces by others. Don't fight for face just because you don't owe others?

6. It's nothing.

7. In fact, Wukong was sentenced to life imprisonment ... only the Tang Priest needed a thug when he passed by, so the monkey changed his sentence. ...

8. As mentioned above, don't use "for the plot" as a cover. ...

9. I think the Monkey King, where the Dragon Palace is making a scene, is not as good as the old pig and the old sand. Why did he become a landlubber and even dare not go into the water? Only dare to hide in the water and shoot snipers;

10. Since the mantra of monks is: Monks don't talk nonsense, then rumors shouldn't be spread by bodhisattvas and Buddhas, and it's not clear who they are. But it seems that everyone knows except a few monsters. ...

1 1. Boys are not immortals. Are they still mortal? The boy of the old gentleman in Taishang steals a few pills, which can achieve the effect of immortality, and it is much less risky and convenient ~ ~ Why should they ~ ~

12. Bodhisattvas are taller than monkeys, too. Why can he tell?

13. This really ~ ~ should be a symbol of loyalty ~ ~

14. Maybe. However, he had actually recognized the words "Lingtai square inch mountain, oblique moon three-star cave" before. Before, I couldn't even use chopsticks. Don't tell me that learning to use chopsticks is more difficult than learning Chinese characters (traditional) ...

15. Is it attractive to be with every Buddha?

I have absolutely no intention of disrespecting China's classic The Journey to the West in writing these things, for the purpose of entertainment ~ ~

It is reasonable for the author to arrange some scenes for the plot, and it is also to show the protagonist's personality more truly. Pay more attention to the artistic conception when reading ~ ~

Pay tribute to Journey to the West and his author Wu Cheng'en again ~ ~ ~

One day, two men and women in love were on the road. The boy is with a girl. The girl is very beautiful, wearing a very elegant white dress. Boys' eyes are not very good-myopia.

The boy was riding a bicycle with the girl on the road, and they were together sweetly.

At this time, passing a crossroads, no one noticed the existence of the police, and the boy rode to the police. The policeman looked at it and shouted, "You! Come down, come down. "

The boy jumped out of the car at once, and the girl was calm. Seeing this situation, her mind turned to her heart. He said to the policeman, "Have you seen me? ! ! "

The policeman was stunned.

The girl winked at her boyfriend when the police were not looking, and the boy understood at once.

The policeman asked the boy again, "Is she your girlfriend?"

The boy said, "Who are you talking about?"

The girl said, "Have you seen me?"

The policeman was horrified and said to the boy, "Let's go, hurry up!" "

First, the ordinary version:

The editor signed a contract with a martial arts author to write a miniature martial arts novel, which not only broke the secular ethics, but also included years of grievances between Jianghu sects. At the same time, the plot is more suspenseful and the blood is ready to go.

The next day, the project was completed, and there were only ten words in the full text: "Teacher, just follow the old woman."

Second, the evolution version:

This novel requires:

1, involving three schools at the same time.

2. It should include the feud between Jianghu sects for many years and break the secular ethics.

3. At the same time, there should be suspense in the plot, and the blood shed will be vividly portrayed. People are full of expectations for the sequel to the novel, leaving more than N suspense at the same time.

4. The shorter the better.

The next day, someone came to contribute, and the full text was only ten words:

"Bald donkey, how dare you rob the teacher by being original!"

Editor's reply: "Blood Staying" has grievances and enmity, short and pithy, full of suspense, but chivalry is more than tenderness. Although they are children of Jianghu, they are tender.

On the third day, the revised draft:

"Teacher, simply give up the bald donkey and be original!"

The editor also said: Jianghu children are full of tenderness and sentimental. But still adhere to secular ethics.

The fourth day, the third draft:

"Teacher, how dare you rob the bald donkey of being original!"

The editor thinks twice, saying: Breaking the secular ethics, the blood is also ready, which is exciting and suspenseful, but there is always something missing. ...

Day 5, final draft:

Monk: "Teacher, you are a monk!" " ! "

Taoist priest: "Bald donkey, how dare you rob the teacher with being original!" "

Teacher: "Monks and Taoists, please join us. I'm in a hurry. "

Editor excited ing, English: a perfect masterpiece that has never been seen before. It is difficult to sort out sectarian grievances for many years, and blood shed is ready to go; And chivalrous tenderness and entanglement,

It not only broke the secular ethics, but also showed the heroism of the children in the rivers and lakes. Great system! !

Third, the power enhanced version:

Deep in the palace bedroom, three figures, two men and one woman, jumped up and down, and then jumped into a clearing at the same time. The man glared at the dust in his hand and scolded, "Bald donkey! Don't you dare How dare you rob a teacher by being original! " The woman quickly cried, "Brother! You have been in the palace for many years, and we can't be husband and wife at all. Why do you have to push hard! " As he spoke, he hugged the man around him tightly: "I only love him! I only have him in my heart! " The man gently broke the woman's hand, stepped forward and whispered, "Daughter! Step back. Look, I killed this smelly Taoist today! To report the hate of taking a wife many years ago! "

Seeing two beloved people beating each other to death, the woman sighed helplessly: "You two fought for each other. I had my grandfather's own flesh and blood nine years ago!" " The current little emperor also. My body belongs only to him, so go ... "At this moment, behind a stone lion, a well-dressed teenager flashed out and sighed," Empress Dowager, I am a man with broken sleeves and have a good relationship with the monk's grandfather ... "Then I glanced at the Taoist with the corner of my eye and bowed my head. Hearing this, the man stood for a long time with dust in his hand and said sadly, OK. The monk didn't seem to hear what the Taoist priest said. He asked the woman thoughtfully, Daughter, did you say that your majesty married his father nine years ago? Is he dead or alive now?

"Ha ha ha ha" With deafening laughter, a ragged Lama descended from the sky. "Bald donkey, don't revenge his wife, the old man how willing to go to the west? ! ! ! "

Fourth, a comprehensive interpretation of the analytical version:

Deep in the palace bedroom, three figures, two men and one woman, jumped up and down, and then jumped into a clearing at the same time. The man glared at the dust in his hand and scolded, "Bald donkey! Don't you dare How dare you rob a teacher by being original! " The woman quickly cried, "Brother! You have been in the palace for many years, and we can't be husband and wife at all. Why do you have to push hard! " As he spoke, he hugged the man around him tightly: "I only love him! I only have him in my heart! " The man gently broke the woman's hand, stepped forward and whispered, "Daughter! Step back. Look, I killed this smelly Taoist today! To report the hate of taking a wife many years ago! "

Interpretation: This passage is very informative, and the following points can be simply drawn: First, Taoist and monk are rivals in love, and both of them fall in love with the teacher; Second, Taoist priests and teachers are brothers and sisters; Third, monks and teachers are father and daughter; Fourth, the Taoist robbed the monk's wife. The above is a simple inference, which is not difficult to understand literally, but combining the second and third points, it can be concluded that monks and Taoist priests are actually father-son relationships, and the monk's wife is the Taoist priest's mother and teacher. At that time, the Taoist stole his mother from his father, so now the monk hates his guts. Now the Taoist falls in love with his school sister, and the school sister just falls in love with his father, the monk.

Seeing two beloved people beating each other to death, the woman sighed helplessly: "You two fought for each other. I had my grandfather's own flesh and blood nine years ago!" " The current little emperor also. My body belongs only to him, so go ... "At this moment, behind a stone lion, a well-dressed teenager flashed out and sighed," Empress Dowager, I am a man with broken sleeves and have a good relationship with the monk's grandfather ... "Then I glanced at the Taoist with the corner of my eye and bowed my head. Hearing this, the man stood for a long time with dust in his hand and said sadly, OK. The monk didn't seem to hear what the Taoist priest said. He asked the woman thoughtfully, Daughter, did you say that your majesty married his father nine years ago? Is he dead or alive now?

Interpretation: With the previous analysis, this paragraph is not difficult to understand. Although the teacher is currently in love with the monk's father, several years ago, he cheated on his grandfather (also the monk's grandfather), that is, the monk's father, and as a result, he gave birth to a little emperor, whose arm was broken and whose lover was the monk's grandfather (to be exact). However, from the moment he looked at the Taoist priest, the relationship between the little emperor and uncle Dao. Just because the monk was afraid of his jealousy, he couldn't say it to his mouth. He can only flirt. The meat in the mouth of a Taoist priest is a teacher on the surface, but actually refers to the little emperor. Only Taoist priests and little emperors can understand the true meaning of this sentence. This understanding also corresponds to why the Taoist priest entered the palace from the palace to be an official, in fact, for the little emperor, not for the teacher! As for the fight between the monk and the Taoist at the beginning of the novel, I think it should be started by the monk to avenge the theft of his wife in those years, while the Taoist rebuked the monk for robbing the teacher mostly because he entered the palace, because he had unfinished grievances with the teacher to cover up the fact that he and the little emperor had broken their arms.

"Ha ha ha ha" With deafening laughter, a ragged Lama descended from the sky. "Bald donkey, don't revenge his wife, the old man how willing to go to the west? ! ! ! "

Interpretation: At this time, the result is ready. Lama and monk are father and son, and the monk robbed Lama's wife, that is, his mother.

The above is not the final result. If the above results are correct, there will be two characters in the dialogue in the novel, one is the wife of a monk and the other is the wife of a Lama, but all the characters involved in this paper actually exist! ! ! The final result is-the teacher is the wife of the monk and the wife of the Lama! ! !

The complete analysis is as follows:

Taoist priests and teachers are sons and daughters of monks, teachers and monks are LL (special words are blocked by the Fishery Administration) (the women of Taoist priests and teachers do not participate in the dialogue, that is to say, the wife of monks is not the teacher's mother, but the teacher himself), monks are also sons of lamas, and the granddaughters of lamas and teachers are LL (the wife of lamas is also the teacher himself, not the mother of monks). The Taoist priest and the teacher are brother and sister LL (the wife of the Taoist priest is also the teacher himself), so the Lama, the monk and the Taoist priest regard a woman as his wife at the same time, so both the Taoist priest and Shang think that the other party has robbed his wife, and the Lama thinks that the monk has robbed his wife. Lama and his granddaughter LL gave birth to a little emperor, and the Taoist priest didn't get a teacher, so he fell in love with the little emperor, so he did not hesitate to go to the palace and become a eunuch (No.0 Taoist priest, Little Emperor 1, so the Taoist priest's marriage from the palace didn't affect their relationship) to get close to the little emperor, but the little emperor fell in love with the monk at the same time. After coming out of Shishi, he admitted his relationship with the monk, but he didn't want to disclose his relationship with the Taoist, so they used code words.

Note: LL is short for incest

Fifth, the embarrassing version:

Version 1 love triangle: thief road! Don't you dare compete with an old woman for a teacher.

Version 2 Brokeback Mountain: Thief, how dare you rob the abbot from the Taoist priest!

Version 3 Brokeback Mountain has an affair: Bald donkey, how dare you rob the poor!

Version 4 faithful brokeback mountain: dead thief ni. Don't destroy the relationship between Lao Na and Dao Ye!

Version 5: I have been in love for a long time: brother, just follow the old woman.

Version 60,000 gods are all laws: thief Ni! How dare you rob the Taoist master! !

Version 7 coherent: teacher, just follow the old woman ... the teacher will spare the old woman ~

In the morning, the sun is shining and the breeze is blowing gently.

A beautiful girl was walking in the street, and a man who ran in the morning came face to face and passed her by.

The man suddenly turned and ran back to the beauty and greeted him warmly: "Hi! Meet again! "

The beauty was puzzled, but couldn't remember where she had seen it, so she frowned.

When the man saw it, he said, "Don't you remember? I am XXX! "

The beauty still has no impression after hearing this. She said, "I'm sorry, you mistook me for someone else. I haven't seen you before. "

The man still smiled and said, "I ran ahead of you just now." How can you not see me? " ! '

The beauty ignored her and turned to leave.

The man ran to keep up.

The beauty said angrily, "I'm sorry, I really don't know you."

The man still smiled and said, "How come? Didn't you hear my introduction just now? My name is XXX. "

If the beauty doesn't respond, she will go forward.

The man then said, "You already know my name. Now it's your turn to tell me your name."

The beauty ignored her and walked on.

The man followed and said to himself, "Besides, a beautiful woman like you shouldn't have a name, because no one deserves your name."

The beauty listened and said, "My name is XXX."

The man said excitedly, "Wow, that's a good name. So-and-so, full of nobility in the ordinary, more aura. It's a good name. I don't know how my uncle and aunt came up with such a good name. I must meet my uncle and aunt some other day. "

The beauty was helpless and said politely, "Thank you for your compliment."

The man saw that the beauty was still walking and asked again. Are you going home? "

The beauty wanted to send the man away and said, "OK, bye."

The man added, "I'll see you off."

Seeing the man who couldn't get rid of it, Mei stopped talking and went straight ahead. After a while, the man still didn't want to leave. The beauty said, "Ah, I just remembered something urgent. I have to catch the bus. Goodbye. " Then she was ready to run away.

However, the man quickly followed and said, "I'll drive you to the front of my house."

A motorcyclist likes to wear clothes backwards, that is, buckle his buttons at the back to keep out the wind.

One day, he drove under the influence of alcohol, overturned and fell headlong on the side of the road.

When the police arrived, ...

Policeman A: What a terrible car accident.

Policeman B: Yes, I hit my head in the back.

Officer A: Well, he's still breathing. Let's help him turn his head back.

Policeman B: OK ... One, two, push, turn around.

Policeman A: Well, I'm not breathing. ......

Yahoo, Sina and Muhammad

One day, Yahoo, Sina and the buying and selling drawers were walking in the desert.

Walking, I saw a bottle, opened the cork and a man floated out.

That man said I was a fairy, and I could grant each of you three wishes!

Yahoo was the first to say that my first wish was to ask for a lot of money.

The fairy said it was easy to meet you! Tell me about the second wish.

Yahoo said I want a lot of money!

After the fairy fulfilled her wish, Yahoo said his third wish.

Take me home.

The fairy said no problem.

So Yahoo went home with a lot of money.

The fairy asked Sina again.

Sina said I want beautiful women!

The fairy gave him a beautiful woman.

Sina also said that I want beautiful women!

The fairy also satisfied him and gave him a beautiful woman. ..

Sina finally talked about sending me home.

The fairy sent Sina home and asked what the drawer wanted.

Say a bottle of Erguotou in the drawer first.

The fairy gave it to him. Ask him what his second wish is.

The drawer says another bottle of Erguotou!

The fairy asked him what his third wish was.

The seller said I miss Yahoo and Sina very much. Please bring them back.

Yahoo and Sina were furious, but they were helpless and had to keep going.

Walking, I saw another bottle, opened the cork and another person came out.

That man just said that I am a disciple of the immortal, and my magic is not as strong as his.

So I can only give each of you two wishes.

Yahoo and Sina think it's best to let buyers and sellers talk first.

In case he gets it back later.

So the seller said, let's have a bottle of Erguotou first.

The fairy realized his wish.

Yahoo and Sina urged sellers to express their second wish quickly.

After drinking Erguotou, the buying and selling drawer unhurriedly said to the immortal, it's all right, you go.

Yahoo and Sina continue to trudge angrily with buying and selling drawers.

Walking, I saw another bottle, opened the cork and another person floated out.

The man said that I was an apprentice of the gods, and I could only satisfy one wish of each of you.

Yahoo rushed to say that it never wanted to see that trading drawer again.

The fairy agreed. Then she turned to Sina and asked, "What about yours?"

Sina said quickly, I don't want to see that trading drawer either.

The fairy agreed. Then she turned to the buying and selling drawer and asked, "What about yours?"

The drawer says, "What they say doesn't count."

So Yahoo and Sina gnashed their teeth and followed the buying and selling drawers.

Walking, I saw another bottle, opened the cork and another person floated out.

The man said that I am an apprentice of the immortal apprentice, and I can only satisfy the three of you with one wish!

Yahoo and Sina whispered in unison, "The buying and selling drawers say nothing".

The man said, "OK", so he turned to the drawer and asked, "What do you want to say?"

The drawer said, "Let them all go back to their homes and don't suffer with me." .

1, five yuan was kidnapped by a criminal gang, so I called the hundred-dollar bill:

"Ah! Your son is here. If you don't want us to kill the ticket, you can exchange yourself for him! "

One hundred dollar bills thought for a moment and said:

"Tear it, tear you up and you don't even have five dollars!"

A man was starving in the desert when he found the magic lamp.

Magic lamp: "I can only realize your one wish." Hurry up, I'm in a hurry. "

Man: "I want a wife ..."

The magic lamp immediately conjured up a beautiful woman, and then said disdainfully, "I'm starving and I'm greedy for beauty!" " Pathetic! "Then he disappeared.

Man: "... cake."