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Why is it called? A pig's cold joke
The bartender in the shop asked the man, Your pig is really strange. Why doesn't it have feet?
The man replied: My pig is very powerful. I thought that our family was still poor and lived in a thatched cottage. As a result, this pig found oil in the backyard, which made me rich. I built a house and a swimming pool.
The bartender was speechless with surprise. After a while, he asked, By the way, what happened to his foot?
The man said: You know, my pig is very powerful. One day, my five-year-old child drowned alone in the swimming pool. As a result, he jumped into the swimming pool and took my son out, and gave him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
The bartender was even more surprised and asked: Then how did his feet ...?
The man began to get a little impatient: As I said, this is a very powerful pig. One day in the middle of the night, our kitchen caught fire. It woke all the family members and put out the fire alone! !
bartender: sir! I mean, why doesn't your pig have feet?
The man replied with an unhappy face: If you had such a powerful pig ...
Would you eat it all at once?
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