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Why should Yuan Shu be emperor?

Yuan Shu was a big joke in the late Eastern Han Dynasty. His ability is low, but his eyes are always staring at the sky, arrogant and ambitious. Yuan Shu believes that he has a destiny. Once he enters the DPRK, all the people will submit, and all directions will come to South Korea. Unexpectedly, the dragon chair was deserted by the public before it was heated up, and finally it was so miserable that even a mouthful of honey water could not be drunk. On the way to be beheaded, he vomited blood and died.

At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, General He Jin killed ten constant attendants because of improper means, which led to Dong Zhuo's rebellion. The crumbling Eastern Han regime was shattered in an instant. The Eastern Han Empire entered the period of warlord scuffle, which was marked by the eighteen-route warlord begging for Dong.

Yuan brothers was the most dazzling of the eighteen-route governors? Yuan Shao, Yuan Shu.

After Dong Zhuo was good at politics, he knew that if he wanted to be in power stably, he had to get the support of the Kanto cremation strongmen group. So Tiger Dong pretended to be a lovely cat and courted the children of Yuan, Yang, Chen and Xun. But Dong Zhuo forgot that he occupied someone else's nest, and giving a few bones could not solve the problem.

Therefore, Yuan Shao fled to the Bohai Sea to pull out the pole, Yuan went to Wan to take the mountain as the king, Cao went to gather troops, and the place was too closed to the outside world and became an independent kingdom.

During the thirty-one years from Dong Zhuo's chaotic government to Xian Di's Zen position, although all the warlords were killed in the dark, no one put a hat on him, even though the world was criticizing him? Help Han? Only Yuan Shu dares to be the first in the world and take the initiative to deduct one for himself? Han thief? Hat.

In the second year of Jian 'an, Yuan Shu proclaimed himself emperor in Shouchun, established the name of Zhong's family, and photographed the countdown of life without hesitation. Why is Yuan Shu so confident that he dares to grab the dragon chair with the desperate spirit of eating puffer fish?

arrogant

The most important thing in the Three Kingdoms is the madman. From Yang Xiu to Miheng, the earth is less attractive and can float into the sky. The average madman is nothing more than gifted, and gains a sense of existence through personality publicity. Everyone can see it as a play without hurting the audience. But Yuan Shu is different. He has soldiers and power. His arrogance not only lost his life, but also caused endless pain.

Yuan Shu? Crazy species? Growing up in the bone marrow, people are three generations, and their disciples are all over the world. So Dong Zhuo once made a determined effort to say:? But if you kill Eryuan, the whole world will be convinced. ?

Because of family influence, Yuan Shu became a captain of Changshui at a young age. Since then, he has a unique walking posture and is laughed at. Yuan Changshui, a fierce ghost in the road? .

Yuan Shu's nostrils are facing the sky. How many governors in the world dare to look down on Cao Cao? Yuan Shu opened his mouth and called Cao Cao? After the eunuch? . He not only looked down on Cao Cao, but also looked down on his half-brother, Yuan Shao. Call him? Concubine? .

Think about the world except his brother and Cao Cao. At that time, the separatist forces in the world were nothing more than a county and a state. How many of them are not messengers of the Yuan family?

ambitious

Yuan Shao once communicated with Yuan Shu: Why don't we cooperate and make Liu Yu emperor against Dong Zhuo! In fact, from the perspective of the personal interests of the Yuan family, this plan is very powerful. The emperor established princes earlier than Cao Cao. It's a pity that Yuan Shu refused and cursed Yuan Shao with ulterior motives.

When will Shu Yuan get serious? No, he is far more ambitious than Yuan Shao. There are two reasons for rejecting Yuan Shao: First, Liu Yu is an old Jianghu. Can you control him? He might as well play by himself! Second, is it your kind to abolish such a big event? Concubine? Man, are you qualified to ask?