Please tell some jokes.

One of the snakes asked, "Brother, are we poisonous?"

"Why do you say that?" Asked another snake.

The snake said, "I bit my tongue."

The mother bird was in tears, and the male bird said angrily, How many times have I told you that this ring was worn by the Bird Research Station, not a wedding ring! I'm not married!

Two Scottish immigrants who had just arrived in new york spent the night in a hotel. They were harassed by mosquitoes all night. The last one said, "Sandy, cover your head with a quilt so that mosquitoes won't bite us." After a while, Sandy stuck her head out to breathe the fresh air. Just then, she saw a firefly she had never seen before, so she cried, "God, it's no use covering your head." Mosquitoes are looking for us with lanterns. "