20 words for a joke story.

First, the advantages of boyfriends can be summarized in five words: "I will choose a girlfriend."

Second, I used to be a schoolmaster, just curious about the world of dregs, went in to have a look, and then got lost.

Three, four, looking for a boyfriend, you must find someone who will be mainly, or you will lose your temper every day, or you will be a brother.

Fourth, in fact, I like math very much. It has no circuitous language, no English grammar, no historical and political complexity and information. Just can't do it, can't do it, can't do it.

Five, eight quit to learn from the master, eat so many vegetarian meals and didn't lose weight, indicating that vegetarians can't lose weight.

6. It is said that in front of the person you like, your IQ will get lower. Can't I fall in love with the math teacher?

Seven, some people say that walking and playing with a mobile phone is easy to cause a car accident, which scared me to start running.

Eight, you said that you are my friend, in fact, I know that animal friends are really people.

Nine, "invite people to dinner tonight, are you free?" "yes." "Then you are on duty for me, thank you."

Ten, a large number of defeated women have made today's Ma Yun, Ma Yun has supported thousands of courier men, and the money earned by courier men has returned to the hands of defeated women, and it has also been used to make Ma Yun!

XI。 "Guess what the parents' meeting will look like after the mid-term exam." "Give birth to a second child."

Twelve, God gave you many opportunities to get fat, and you seized it.

Thirteen, please be careful when you ask my height in the future. It is said that kissing can grow taller. Please don't make me do anything.

Fourteen, don't be dejected and despondent, look down.

Fifteen, I took a buddy from my dormitory to play at home. When I met my dad at the door, I introduced him: "This is my dad." Who knows that buddy didn't know what was going on and called out, "Dad." My dad paused, sighed, touched my head and said, "Son, you have grown up. Dad respects your decision, as long as you are happy."

Sixteen, Dayu did not enter the house for three times, and his wife sang at home every day and missed him: Dayu missed those years, and he missed those years of love.

Seventeen, if you shout "* * *" in the street, it is definitely higher than asking a beautiful woman to turn around!

Stop calling yourself "single dog". Dogs will die at your age.

Nineteen, life has been so difficult, some things are not exposed.

Twenty, if you are in a daze, you will be deep, and if you are not doing well, you will fall asleep.

2 1. I remember you. You are the boy who fell into the cesspit for three hours and was salvaged. Not only does he have nothing to do, but he also burps while running.

Twenty-two, parents always have a group of schoolmasters, known as other people's children.

Twenty-three, wear the shoes of scum and take the road of learning hegemony.

When I was a child, I liked playing hide-and-seek best. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

Twenty-five, the ideal is full, but the reality is very backbone.

Twenty-six, skipping classes too much. I wanted to go to class yesterday. Seeing the teacher, the teacher was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.

② A 20-word joke

Once upon a time, a man came fishing and caught a squid. Squid begged him: let me go, don't bake me to eat. The man said, well, let me ask you a few questions. Squid is very happy to say: you take the exam! Then the man roasted the squid.

I used to have schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.

3. An international student is taking a driver's license test in America, and the road sign ahead prompts him to turn left. Not sure, he asked the examiner, "Turn left?" A: "Yes", so ... I hung up.

4. One day, mung bean committed suicide, jumped down from the fifth floor, shed a lot of blood and turned into red beans; It has been squeezed dry and turned into soybeans; The wound was scarred and finally turned into black beans.

Xiaoming cut his hair and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head is a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. Crying and crying ~ he flew.

6. There was a man who looked like an onion and cried as he walked.

7. One day, the little penguin asked his grandmother, "Grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asks his father again, "Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?" "Yes, you are a penguin. What's wrong? " "But, but why do I feel so cold?"

8: A pair of corn fell in love … so they decided to get married … On the wedding day … one corn couldn't find another corn … The corn asked the popcorn next to it: Have you seen our corn? Popcorn: Honey, I'm wearing a wedding dress.

(3) short joke humor jokes within 20 words.

1, "Will you be my girlfriend? Only one word can be answered! "

"Get out."

2. It's not my fault to fall in love with you, it's all your fault.

3, some words, only for people who understand, such as English listening test.

8. Learning hegemony is achievement-driven, while learning scum is homework-driven. I am very good, and I am driven to sleep in class!

9. There was a man who looked like an onion and cried as he walked.

10, a male deer, it goes faster and faster, and finally becomes a highway (deer)!

1 1, a turtle walked through a pile of shit, leaving only three footprints on it. Why? Because it held its nose with one hand! ! !

(4) small paragraphs within 20 words.

1, "Will you be my female friend?" You can only answer one word! "

"Get out."

It's not my fault to fall in love with you, it's all your big chest and small waist.

3, some words, only for people who understand, such as English listening test.

8. Learning hegemony is achievement-driven, while learning scum is homework-driven. I am very good, and I am driven to sleep in class!

9. There was a man who looked like an onion and cried as he walked.

10, a male deer, it goes faster and faster, and finally becomes a highway (deer)!

1 1, a turtle walked through a pile of shit, leaving only three footprints on it. Why? Because it held its nose with one hand! ! !

⑤ Humorous short joke 20 words

1. One day, copying cattle gave the donkey a difficult problem, asking which of the two bugs under the word "stupid" was male and which was female. The donkey racked his brains, but he still couldn't answer. Cow scolds: What a donkey, male left and female right!

2. Seven years after graduation, I finally accepted a big project to build a 30-meter chimney, with a construction period of two months and a cost of 300,000 yuan, but I had to pay for it myself. It was finally finished at the end of last year. Today, people went to check and accept, and they were scolded to death, and they still had no money. Shit! The drawings are upside down, and people are going to dig wells!

3. The monitor asked: Who is the largest officer in our platoon? A: It's a platoon leader. The monitor asked again: Who's under the teacher? The recruit replied: The teacher rode the horse.

4. Some words are only for people who understand, such as English listening test.

5, money is so wronged, everyone says they love it, but they trade it with others.

(5) 20-word extended reading of joke stories:

Jokes are short in length, simple and ingenious in story, often unexpected, giving people a wonderful feeling of being suddenly enlightened. Most of them reveal absurd phenomena in life, which are ironic and entertaining and have different tastes.

Other species, although they have different names, are very similar in nature.

6. China homophonic joke story 20 words.

Wang Xizhi's judgment on extortion case

When Wang Xizhi was a magistrate, he received a petition from a village that a squire used a small piece of wasteland to let him bury his father, stating that he only needed a pot of wine, but later insisted on a lake of wine. Wang Xizhi went to visit the squire's home. The squire heard his name and wanted Mo Bao, so he treated him warmly. Wang Xizhi wrote a biography of Le Yi for him. The squire was overjoyed and asked him what gift he would give in return. Wang Xizhi said, "It's just a live goose". Taigong immediately picked up a live goose and sent it to the mansion, but Wang Xizhi's face fell and said, "It was said to be a river goose at that time. Why did you only send one? " It turns out that the local dialect "live" and "river" are homophonic. The squire quickly argued, "My Lord, geese are counted by four, never by rivers!" " With a sneer, Wang Xizhi took out a complaint from a villager and said, "Since only geese are counted, can the wine be counted by the lake?" The squire was wrong and had to admit his mistake.

Ji Xiaolan cleverly reprimanded Xiao Shenyang.

When Ji Xiaolan was an assistant minister, Xiao Shenyang was a minister. Once they had a drink with the inspector. During the dinner, Xiao Shenyang pointed to a dog and asked Ji Xiaolan, "Is it a wolf (assistant minister) or a dog?" Ji Xiaolan is very alert. He heard that Xiao Shenyang was insulting himself with homophonic words, and immediately replied calmly: "The tail is a wolf, and the tree is a dog." Yu Shi, who wanted to please Xiao Shenyang, also heard cleverness, but deliberately replied: "I understand whether it is a wolf or a dog." Hearing this, Ji Xiaolan knew the intention of this proposal and said calmly, "There is still a difference. The habit of wolves is to eat meat, and the habit of dogs is to eat whatever they encounter, and to eat shit when they encounter shit (recommended). " Make small Shenyang an empire.

"The first name is not a first name."

At the end of Qianlong period of Qing Dynasty, a scholar from a county took an exam, and suddenly there was a cicada singing in the quiet examination room. The invigilator found that cicadas came from the examinee's hat, so he opened his hat and saw several cicadas still chirping. Zhang Sheng admitted that when he left home this morning, his father put the cicada in his hat and said that the cicada could win the first prize on the head. Just now, the cicada made his head itch, so he scratched it a few times and the cicada called away. Hearing this, the invigilator was amused and angry, so he cancelled Zhang's qualification for the exam for violating discipline and wrote a poem: "The first place is not the first place, all because of my father's good reputation." Qiu Chan doesn't know his name. Superstition is a sign of losing his reputation. "

"My humble nickname is dog."

In ancient times, there was a joke that a person who donated a class (a person who donated money to get a position) went to see his boss. The boss asked, "How is your local culture?" The donation class replied: "There is no strong wind and less dust." Q: "What about the people?" Answer: "There are only two white apricots, but there are quite a few red apricots." Donate a class and answer irrelevant questions. The boss got angry and roared, "* * *, I asked Li Shu." The classroom donors trembled with fear and quickly replied, "There are many pear trees, but few fruits." The boss patted the table with a smile and shouted, "I didn't ask pears and apricots, I asked Wang!" " "Donate class quickly stood up and said," My humble nickname is dog. "The boss is so ridiculous that he shakes his head again and again:" Dog, dog, you are really a dog! " "

⑦ A cold joke within 20 words.

Too many funny jokes. Pay attention to me and let you learn some funny jokes every day.

1. Laughing at a man's indiscretion, I calculated this morning that the distance from home to the company is 36 yawns. Many years later, I didn't know what a man is: a prince for twenty years, an emperor for one day, a slave for ten months, and an ATM for life! ! ! !

Every day when I laugh, my parents come to see me at school and take them to the hotel at the school gate at night. When registering, the front desk casually asked, "Do you have a membership card?" ? I also answered casually. . . "Yes" and then ... and then the parents' harsh interrogation. . .

3. Classic funny rogue jokes. If something goes wrong, I will not rush to blame others, but reflect on myself first. If it is really my fault, I will think about how to pass it on to others. Why are people who often cheat called scoundrels instead?

4. Once I went shopping with my best friend, a handsome guy came straight to me with a smile ~ ~ He smiled at me? I immediately blushed and became nervous ... The handsome guy came over and greeted me warmly, and then ~ ~ stuffed a small card in my hand ... I looked carefully and it was a business card of a fat-reducing organization. ......

5. Sales: Sir, we Pacific Insurance Company, our company guarantees the safety of heaven and earth. What kind of insurance do you need? Me: 65438+ 10,000, buy three-year insurance. Well, this is my ID card. Sales: sir, we can't guarantee that. . . Don't run, you boy. I thought the customer was God!

6. A: "Look at you, your looks are not outstanding, and your talents are not outstanding. Why are so many girls crazy about you? " B: "I have a big pocket." It is said that the marriage between five hairs and five hairs is the strongest, because they can be together!

7. Come with me to move bricks at the construction site. Twenty cents each. One thousand yuan a morning. No pressure. 400 a day, 12 thousand a month. Annual salary140 thousand, one suite and one car for three years. You can work hard and exercise in Gao Fushuai. The money in the gym is saved. Forget it. I make money first!

8. "I went shopping with my wife today." "Not bad, what did you buy?" "She bought shoes, skirts, jewels, essential oils, and ..." "Quite a lot. Did you buy anything? " "I bought it, too." "What did you buy?" "Pay the bill."

8 ancient and modern jokes are about 20 words.

1, nobody grinds ink.

The son of a rich family went to take an exam, and his father gave him a test in advance. He got good grades and thought he would be admitted. Unexpectedly, there is no son's name on the list. Father hurried to the county magistrate for trial.

The magistrate turned to look at the scroll and saw a faint mist on it, but there were no words. As soon as dad got home, he scolded, "Why is your paper so ugly?" My son cried and said, "No one grinds ink for me in the examination room, so I have to dip my pen in water and write on the inkstone."

2, the old lady chanting Buddha

An old lady, with several beads in her hand, read Amitabha, Amitabha and shouted, "Han, Han, there are too many ants in the pot." I hate it. Please burn them with fire for me. " Then read: "Amitabha, Amitabha."

Then he shouted, "Han, Han, help me take the ash off the bottom of the pot, and don't use your own dustpan, because if it burns out, you can borrow it from your neighbor's house." Remember, remember. Amitabha, Amitabha. "

3. Never be a vegetarian

Monks visit people. When the master saw that he was a monk, he asked, "Master, do you drink?" The monk smiled and said, "Drink a little wine, but never be a vegetarian."

4. Except idiots

A man complained to the county magistrate, "I lost a hoe tomorrow, please ask my master to find it." The county magistrate asked, "you slave! I lost my hoe tomorrow. Why didn't you report it yesterday? " The beadle beside him couldn't help laughing. The magistrate immediately closed the case and said, "You must have stolen the hoe! What did you steal? " The deacon replied, "I want to get rid of that idiot."

The old man is very sad.

There was an old man with deep pockets and a full house of children and grandchildren. On the occasion of his centenary birthday, the house was crowded with birthday guests, but the old man was very unhappy. Everyone asked him, "You are so blessed, what are you worried about?" The old man replied, "I'm not worried about anything, but I'm worried that hundreds of thousands of people will come to congratulate me when I celebrate my 200th birthday. How can I remember them one by one? "

6. A buddy was eating in a restaurant last night and saw the waiter's sister playing WeChat. He silently picked up the phone and shook it. When he looked at the photo, the waitress's sister was really shocked. The elder brothers sent a message to the waiter's sister, saying: Hey! Miss, do you have a minute?

The waitress's sister will be right back: Yes, handsome boy! I'm bored and idle now! The buddy replied: Bring the fish head with chopped pepper that I ordered when you are free. I've been waiting for almost an hour.

7. When I was a child, I remember that on the first night of summer vacation, my homework was far from finished. So, I had a brainwave and deliberately instigated my brother to tear up his homework. I also pretended to be very sad and sat on the ground crying. My father was sad to see me. He stayed up all night until the next morning, and finally glued my summer homework again!

The more stories or jokes about 20 words, the better. Thank you.

1. A delegation came to visit our school. When leaving, a group of 20 people stood at the school gate and took photos as a souvenir. I happened to pass by.

One of the delegations said to me with a camera, "Little brother, let's take a picture."

I was so happy that I ran to stand next to the 20th person, waiting to say "eggplant".

Everyone is sweating!

2. A buddy wore a T-shirt with a big head of Che Guevara, which was very popular. To take a bus, a child and her mother stood opposite. The children saw his T-shirt and said to their mother, Mom, look at Grandpa KFC. . . That guy was struck by lightning. . . What my mother said later was even more thunder: son, that's not grandpa KFC, that's uncle Lei Feng. . .

Chatting with my boyfriend, speaking of rising, my saliva splashed all over his face. Then instinctively wipe it off by hand. I was a little embarrassed, but I deliberately shifted my focus and pretended to be angry: "What? Don't like me, "he said with a gentleman's smile. "No, wipe it evenly!"

4. Fried Fat Rabbit v. 13: 19:03

In the past, the school said that it was necessary to have a physical examination ~

Want stool for laboratory testing,

Fat rabbit with sauce flavor v.13:19:17.

Then everyone takes a little ~

Ф Cat Purple 13: 19: 15

then

Fat rabbit with sauce flavor v.13:19: 41.

That alumnus is packed in Chow Tai Fook's bag and box.

Ф Ф Cat Purple 13: 19:32

- -

Fat rabbit with sauce v. 13:20:02

Then I walked halfway ~ I was robbed by a motorcycle driver.

5. A girlfriend, with very small breasts, we bury her every day. One day, this man finally couldn't bear it. He shouted at us: "My chest is small, so I will follow my father, whatever!"

6. I took my family to swim on the beach in Jinshan City today, mainly to play with the children in the sand.

In the process of piling sand, the lifeguard (commander) on the distant high platform shouted with a megaphone: Parents with children should pay attention, please take good care of their children, especially those with their own children and other people's wives, please don't leave them aside, I can see that!

7. There will be several classes in the university in large classes together, and there will be one or two hundred people sitting in the oversized ladder classroom. This class has everything in the back except the first three rows. If the first class in the morning is a big class, people often bring breakfast in, such as soybean milk buns and fried dough sticks. The teacher just turned a blind eye. But then breakfast was strictly forbidden in class, because a buddy brought in a bowl of wonton. ...

The huge classroom was unusually quiet, and everyone was silent together with the diffuse smell of wonton and the sucking sound of brothers struggling to eat wonton.

8. Speaking of the self-study that night, the class will be over soon. I was addicted to smoking, so I went to the bathroom to smoke. I usually smoke when I take a shit at school. I went into the toilet, put the last cigarette in my mouth, then went into a squatting position, took off my pants, squatted down, lit a fire, and did it in one go. At this moment, my phone rang, and I subconsciously buried my head … My last cigarette was directly inserted into camel excrement in the cesspit … I saw that there was no one around, so I picked it up from the excrement. Fortunately, I only dipped a little poop in the front and pinched it off. So I took out my mobile phone, and when I saw it belonged to one of my buddies, I chatted with him. Then ... I subconsciously put the cigarette in my mouth ... it was the one with shit on it ... I stood up in an instant ... I had something to say ... I rushed to the faucet ... gargle ... and found that I didn't wipe the petrochemical.

9. Once, a buddy invited some of our friends to his uncle's restaurant for their birthdays. The atmosphere was good, and they all drank a lot of beer. I was in a hurry to find the toilet. I looked around, but I didn't find the toilet in the shop, so I asked the buddy. The buddy said that the store is small, the toilet is built outside the store, and you go out to the right. I ran as he said, but I didn't see the toilet. The door is closed. I ran back to him and said, "Where is the toilet? It's just a small warehouse and the door is still locked. " That buddy was drunk, too, and said loudly, "That's the warehouse. It's locked. If you kick it open, I'll be responsible for the door." After listening to his words, driven by alcohol and urgency, I ran to the warehouse, more than 0 meters away from the warehouse 10.

10. A program of local TV station. The host is talking to a 4-year-old child.

Compere: What's your name, Tongue?

Child: x Xiaoyu

Compere: Is it called small fish pinching shrimp?

Child: It snowed the day I was born.

Compere: Then why isn't shrimp called Xiaoxue Pinch?

Child: Is your old man's name Xiaoxue? !

Moderator: ...

1 1. In junior high school, there were two best friends. One day, after playing the game, it was very late. Three people walked home, and there was no one on the road. I walked in front with one of them and talked about our achievements just now. We suddenly felt that we were missing someone, so we looked back. When we looked at the dim lights on the road, there was no one there. Our backs are cold and we have to bite the bullet. Looking inside, it turned out that our buddy fell into the drainage well. BH asked us to call his name, but he didn't answer again. In order to make sure someone was there, my classmate threw a broken brick in and heard screams. We confirmed that it was his. ...

12. Colleagues asked deeply: How many days did you say you would go abroad for a holiday on 1 1 month/day?

13

I have a female colleague,

My name is Li Rui,

There is a male colleague,

The name is Li. ...

14. In winter, I eat hot pot with my classmates. After eating, I'll come out first and wait for the students behind me. I pick my teeth according to the black glass of the off-road vehicle, and then apply lip balm ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

I finished fixing my hair, the window rolled down and a group of people looked at me in the car. A * * * face is close to me and says, Little Sister, have you finished filming? We are driving!

15. When I first went to college, because our place was messy, some friends in the dormitory went to the market to buy knives and put them in the dormitory for self-defense. I passed a bank when I bought it back, just in time for others to get off work and put boxes of money on the cash truck. We wondered not to let the escort get the wrong idea, so we asked a buddy to hide the knife in his clothes, and the boy came to the escort with a gun. Later, we left silently, afraid to pick a knife. . .

16. triboelectricity, a middle school physics teacher, said: We take off our sweaters in winter. The sweater creaked. And lightning. But not in summer. Why?

Boy in the back: Because of the sweater in summer.

17. My friend was drunk once. According to civilized language, he was in the toilet, holding the phone in his right hand and pressing his left hand in the mirror, looking at the "prisoner" in the mirror affectionately: Did you eat well? Has the prison been strictly controlled recently? Leave as soon as possible ...

18. I read an article on Puffs today, which contained two sentences: "I lay on the beach for three and a half years, and today the waves knocked me over". I think this is a warning motto and a good word in life, so I changed this sentence to MSN's signature. In the evening, I suddenly received a phone call from my friend MM and asked where my signature came from. I told MM that "life should be like this, which requires patience and perseverance", and MM was silent.

19. My parents were not at home last night, so I had to cook and stir-fry by myself. After pouring the oil into the pot, I heard the phone ringing in the bedroom, ran back to the bedroom with my mobile phone, and walked to the kitchen while talking on the phone. When I got to the kitchen, I saw the oil boiling and spilled everywhere. When I got excited, I threw my mobile phone in the pot. ...

20. Some buses in Hangzhou are relatively high-end, so the glass is rather stuffy. It says: break the glass in an emergency.

The temperature has risen these days, and the bus is hot, and there are many people on the bus. The most depressing thing is not knowing that the immoral guy put a silent fart in the car. . . Later, the glass broke. . .

2 1. One night, when my parents came back from playing mahjong, I woke up when they came home, but I was still confused.

Suddenly my leg cramps died (I think it is very long), and then I jumped out of bed. At that time, I was confused and just wanted to

Take two steps to suppress cramps.

As a result, I took two steps and felt that I could not persist any longer. I plopped down on my knees in front of my father and gave him a fright.

Kneeling down, I felt no cramps, then stood up silently and turned back to my room to sleep.

There was not a word in the whole process. I guess my father was petrified at that time.

I remember going to the swimming pool with my parents once. Just entering the gate, I saw a social youth with a tattoo, a shaved head and a big gold chain around his neck! When we got into the water to get used to the temperature, we watched the brother swagger past a stop point in the water, and lightning happened. . . The thick gold chain around his neck floated on the water. . . . .

23. On July 22nd, 2009, I met a buddy at the Puff and said, "Damn, the solar eclipse was in the daytime, which kept me waiting all night."

24. The last time I watched a CCTV program, I couldn't remember the name, but I remember that at the beginning, a reporter asked a person at the train station, "Are you happy?" Ask everyone, some people say happiness, some people say unhappiness, and then ask a farmer. .....

Reporter: "Are you happy?"

The farmer looked at the reporter a few times and said innocently

"My surname is Wang."

25. I perform plays at school. Before my monologue appeared, I noticed some girls changing clothes backstage-so I got **high. This play is Superstar of Jesus Christ, and I play Jesus. I only wear a few pieces of cloth. As a result, all the audience saw that Jesus was shamefully hard when he was crucified.

26. Punching in the bus is usually a beep.

There is also a student card, the voice is "di, student card" ..

One of our classmates, a woman, rushed to take the bus, but she didn't bring any money. The bus came in a hurry. ..

I waited in line to get on the bus as normal as everyone else, and she took the school student ID card to the machine when she punched in.

Shake it a little .. A "Dee, student ID" came out of his mouth in Mandarin. He walked away in style. The bus driver was blind on the spot.

Ah, after a few seconds ... the car started slowly ... no one wanted to say more. .....

27. Sesame in Korea is very, very expensive. A friend with a stick always brings back ten kilograms of sesame seeds every time he comes to China.

Asked why he didn't bring more, he said that bringing more was contraband. ....

28. The head teacher in junior high school likes to pick his nose. Once in self-study, the teacher came in to see if our homework was done well. After a visit, he became interested in my neighbor's homework. While sticking out your head to watch him do the problem, don't forget to pick your nose with your hand. Just listen to "pa", the teacher's booger fell on the neighbor's exercise book! At that time, the teacher should have stood there embarrassed and didn't know what to say. At this time, something terrible happened: I saw my neighbor slowly raise his head, looked at the teacher and said, thank you!

29. For the computer test, wait in the preparation area first, and then enter the test area through a big glass door. After I finished the exam, I touched the door for a long time, but I couldn't touch the glass. The kind teacher next to me reminded me: "classmate, the door is open." ………

Attending jokes 20 words.

The hunter took his horse and hounds into the mountains to hunt. They were exhausted after a long battle, but they found nothing. So the hunter decided to keep hunting and left again. Suddenly the horse shouted, "I quit." The hunter ran straight ahead in fear for a long time and stopped to see the dog panting with his back against the tree: "Damn, horses can talk!" "

Today, on the plane, I thought of a flight attendant from Doby. When I delivered the meal, I said, do you have any paper? Mm took the paper out of her pocket and gave it to me. I asked again, do you have a toothpick? She took it out of her other pocket. My brother is very depressed. Do you have chopsticks? Mm said something to me that petrified me: Do I look like Doraemon?

When I was learning Taekwondo, a junior bought a white belt outside and tied it. There should be a Taoist name and logo on the regular belt, but my brother didn't know it, so he wore a light belt and hung it there. As a result, the coach saw it, and the coach raised his eyebrows and said, hey! You are not normal to wear a white belt!

One day, Director Zhang of the Personnel Department was transferred to another department. One of his friends called him, but someone else answered.

-Is Zhang there, please? "

"I'm sorry He is no longer in the personnel! "

The friend said, "What! When did this happen? I just got off the phone with him the day before yesterday. How could I die?

One of my colleagues in the company is Yuan Jian. His wife is pregnant. One day, he discussed the baby's name with you and asked you to make suggestions together.

Colleagues have their own opinions. One colleague jumped out: Dad's name is Yuan Jian, and his son's name is of course copied ~

Pig Bajie went to Korea for beauty and became a handsome guy, so he went to a nightclub to find a beautiful woman. After the break, Bajie asked the beautiful woman, Do you know how ugly I used to be? I'm Pig Bajie! The beauty is frightened: second brother, I am Lao Sha!