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50 points to help me write 7 summer compositions, which should be popular! ! !
Walking through the green fields,
Looking for Lei Feng's footprints.
Lei Feng, where are you? You are our great hero.
You are willing to give up everything for the benefit of the people.
Lei Feng, where are you? You are our great hero.
You would rather sacrifice yourself for the safety of soldiers.
Lei Feng, where are you? You are our great hero.
Although you are no longer with us, your spirit and courage will remain in our hearts forever.
Rest in peace, Lei Feng!
We will study hard and be the successors of the 20th century.
Life in summer vacation is really happy.
After the cruel final exam, I ushered in a happy summer vacation.
It's good to see the rainbow after the rain! The urgent study life at ordinary times makes me breathless. I must put down that novel with a crooked sword and stop being Jay's craziest fan. Most of my former girlfriends went their separate ways to find their dreams. They haven't been together for a long time ...
Although there is my own golden house in the book, I have to study hard for my dream, but I have lost a lot of happiness, which is inevitable to regret.
It's a holiday, and I'll live it! Be sure to have fun! Passion is like summer, hot!
I can also hold up the novel I once loved, and I am hungry, moved, excited and amused by the plot in the story ... I admire the author's wisdom: I have written all kinds of life, the good and evil of human nature, the philosophy of life and the meaning of life. The emotions are so rich, the stories are so realistic, and the scenery is like being there. Wonderful!
It is said that Jay's debut "Initial D" will be released in the summer vacation. How could I miss this great opportunity? Of course, I will buy it at the first time, and then enjoy the cool drift of my idol and his romantic and regrettable relationship to "accompany" him to spend a colorful summer vacation. Cool!
On holiday, of course, we should get together with long-lost friends! As the saying goes, three days should be impressive. It really is true. Look, everyone has become tall, powerful and handsome. The "rude man" who used to spend money like water has now become an elegant gentleman. Maybe it's forced by the environment. In addition, the rapid development of their skills is even more surprising. These boys are not simple!
Everything in the world is changing, only our friendship will never change! The ends of the earth, today or later, space and time can only bring us closer!
Diligence is good at diligence, but not good at playing. Have fun and learn hard. The perfect combination of learning and playing is not as boring as school, but learning at the beginning of school. How nice it feels! No constraints, constant pressure: Senior two, is the college entrance examination far behind? Pressure is the driving force, playing crazily, without indulgence.
Cicada is asleep, sleeping quietly. After being busy, I enjoyed this quiet summer, that charming summer night and every happy day. Even God is proud of me and spent a perfect and happy summer vacation with me.
My summer vacation-full and happy! Life is ordinary and beautiful!
I do housework for my family.
On Sunday, my parents went out on business, and I was the only one at home. After finishing my homework, I sat on the sofa and watched TV. There are no cartoons I like. After reading it for a while, I felt bored and thought, "Oh, what should I do?" As soon as my eyes rolled, I suddenly felt that my eyes lit up: "Yes, help my mother with housework. Usually my mother cleans the room. How difficult it is! Today, I am responsible for sharing my mother's hard work, and I must give my mother a surprise. "
At first, I went to my room and saw the quilt on the bed was in a mess, so I began to fold it. However, no matter how you fold it, you can't fold the shape. I thought to myself, "folding quilts looks simple, but it's really difficult to do." How difficult it is for mom to fold the quilt every day! "I carefully recalled my mother's process of folding quilts, imitating while remembering, and folding quilts was very laborious. Look, how well it is folded. From a distance, it looks like a piece of tofu, angular. After folding the quilt, I began to pack my schoolbag and prepare for school tomorrow. I put the pencil-box and books I want to learn into my schoolbag, and then put the books on the bed in order and put them neatly in the bookcase. At this moment, I saw some more papers on the ground. I'll get a broom and dustpan right away and sweep it hard. But pieces of paper are everywhere. I thought, "Hey! What's going on here? Oh! Maybe it's too heavy. It's definitely ok to use a little harder. "I picked up the broom and swept it gently, and the paper was very obedient and swept into the dustpan. I looked around and found a layer of dust on the table, so I wiped the towel with it, but the dust still floated on the table. I thought, "is it because the towel is too dry to wipe off the dust easily?" Wet towels may be better. "I went to the bathroom to wet the towel and wring it out. Then I wiped it again. The dust obediently touched the towel this time, and soon I wiped the table clean and could see people.
At noon, mom and dad came back and were surprised to see the house in good order and brand-new. When I learned that I had done it, my mother hugged me and kissed me and said happily, "You are such a good boy!" " Dad looked at me and smiled with relief.
First of all, I started my first project: I put my clothes in the washing machine, and then poured a little "all-effect mystery" for the washing machine to do for me. Then, when I came to the room, all I saw was a pile of "garbage"-uncovered quilts. Seeing this, I can't help but "admire" deeply: "How lazy! My dear mom and dad! " After that, I jumped up and jumped on the bed to "clean up" these "waste products". "it's over!" I took a deep breath, clapped my hands and said with difficulty.
Pack up the bedding and start wiping the table, cupboard, etc. At home. I took a rag out of the bathroom and got it wet. The next action is to wipe. I'll start with the table. When I was ready to clean, I looked around. It didn't look dirty at all, so I decided not to clean it. So, where do we start? I walked left and right and had a brainwave. "It's all clean. Cancel the second project directly. Don't do housework in order to complete the task of doing housework. "
If the second project is cancelled, it will naturally be the third project. The third item is mopping the floor. I took out the mop and began to mop like a tiger. I dragged it over and over again and looked at it. It was clean. I didn't stop until then.
After mopping the floor, I felt very tired, so I fell asleep quietly in bed and slowly fell into a bittersweet dream … I was happy because of my efforts.
1. I am a bird eager to fly.
I have heard such a strange legend:
In the dense virgin forest of South America, there lived such a strange group of birds. Their names are robins. Local aborigines found that when young birds just hatched, they would stare at the sky with their eyes wide open. After the rainy season, young birds are full of feathers. At this time, they occasionally flap their wings while looking at the sky. In a week, they will suddenly fly to the blue sky! Therefore, the local aborigines regard robins as divine birds, because they worship the blue sky and are eager to fly.
It may be the instinct of every bird to yearn for flying, but I think there is a robin sleeping in everyone's heart, which is strongly expanding the desire to fly to the blue sky. Isn't it? Think of Li Qinglian, who was drunk and sang "One day I'm going to ride the waves and sail straight to the Sea of Yun Fan". He may be awakened by the robin named "Guan". He is not afraid of difficulties and thorns, just to fulfill his ambition. I think he'd rather pat his head all over the place. I think Gou Jian, the King of Yue, was banished to the State of Wu and suffered a lot, but he didn't lose heart. One day, he put on armor, galloped on the battlefield and rose up against Wu. Finally, it won the reputation of "three thousand Yue families can swallow Wu" after a thousand years.
It has been a long time, and the long river of history is still flowing. In a blink of an eye, three years of junior high school students have lived. When I look back, when I was a young robin, I looked at the blue sky naively and imagined a bright future. Now that three years have passed, it's time for me to fly to the blue sky! Perhaps without yesterday's affectionate gaze, there would be no brave flying today! In history, Yi 'an lay man "leans against the door and looks back, but smells his childhood"; Wei's Crossing the Wild without a Boat; "Once you climb to the top of the mountain, you will see that all the other mountains look short under the sky." In Du Zimei; Wang Wei's lonely smoke in the desert, the long river setting the yen ... and so on, will become my motivation, my ideal beacon and my beacon of hope!
I am a bird eager to fly, in a comfortable nest, eager for the blue sky!
I am a bird eager to fly, shoulder to shoulder with sparrows, but eager for goshawk!
I am a bird eager to fly, flying to the blue sky and asking, "Is there a sky outside the sky?"
2. Opening Ceremony of the 2008 Olympic Games
August 8th, 2008 is a glorious night and a festival for China people. The 29th Olympic Games opened in Beijing. The whole opening ceremony was magnificent, full of Olympic elements and China elements from beginning to end. It's inspiring. Today, they are still immersed in excitement all day, as if their language has become pale and powerless. Now I am reprinting my comments on the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games: China elements are wonderful.
Hit a guest
The welcoming ceremony for the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympic Games began, and 2008 actors sang songs to welcome friends from all over the world.
There are 2008 actors and 2008 statues, which mark the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games and imply the concepts of time and space, east and west, north and south, heaven and earth. "Isn't it a pleasure to have friends coming from afar?" This is a famous saying of Confucius, and the actor chanted it, expressing the pleasure of welcoming friends.
Historical footprint
Fireworks "historical footprints" began to set off, and 29 huge fireworks footprints went to the "Bird's Nest".
Twenty-nine huge feet walk along the central axis of Beijing, from Yongdingmen, Qianmen, Tiananmen, the Forbidden City and Drum Tower to the main venue of the Olympic Games, symbolizing the 29th Olympic Games stepping into China and Beijing. Footprints consist of flames, representing one of four great inventions of ancient china-gunpowder. The invention of gunpowder is an outstanding achievement in the history of human civilization, which greatly promoted the development of world history.
Dream wuhuan
The "flying" in the air rises from the ground, surrounded by five rings floating in the night sky, which is beautiful and full of magic. The five rings of blue, yellow, black, green and red represent the five continents participating in the modern Olympic movement-Europe, Asia, Africa, Oceania and America. Every country participating in the Olympic Games can find at least one of the six colors on the national flag.
Beautiful Olympic Games
The preface of the cultural performance "Beautiful Olympics" began to play on the big screen of the "Bird's Nest". The preface short film shows the whole process of a China scroll from papermaking and Four Treasures of the Study to dripping ink and painting, and mounting it into a shaft, which embodies the overall aesthetic character of the literary performance. Paper-making is one of the four great inventions in ancient China. Four Treasures of the Study is China's general name for pen, ink, paper and inkstone. Mounting into a shaft is a unique skill for China to protect and beautify calligraphy, painting and inscriptions.
picture scroll
A real picture of China is slowly presented to all the audience, which tells people that tonight's performance will start with a picture of China.
There is a blank piece of paper in the center of the picture scroll, and patterns of the origin and development of China culture are flowing around the Zi Ling, including rock paintings, pottery and bronzes ... which show the origin and development of China's history and culture: papermaking is one of the four great inventions in ancient China, rock paintings are the precious cultural heritage left by China's ancestors, pottery is the ancient arts and crafts of China, and ancient Chinese bronzes are the great contribution of ancient China to human civilization.
trait
"All men are brothers within the four seas" is a famous sentence in the Analects of Confucius, and his "three thousand disciples" are reciting it.
On the huge stage, Confucius' disciples sang loudly with bamboo slips in their hands, and the performance of printing movable type was like ancient movable type and modern computer keyboard. Chinese characters are one of the oldest characters in the world, and ancient Chinese characters carry a long history of Chinese civilization. In ancient China, a huge word "He" appeared in front of people, in ancient China, another word "He" appeared in front of people, and the third word "He" appeared again. The three words "He" showed the evolution of Chinese characters in China and also expressed Confucius' humanistic thought that "Harmony is precious".
Chinese opera
The sonorous gongs and drums of Beijing Opera and melodious huqin sounded together, which opened the curtain of opera performance for every audience. China has a vast territory, a long history of opera and many dialects. Therefore, hundreds of varieties of China opera have been derived, and Peking Opera is the most famous one. Terracotta Warriors and Horses are a kind of Terracotta Warriors and Horses, and the Terracotta Warriors and Horses of Qin Shihuang Mausoleum in Shaanxi are called the "eighth wonder" in the world.
the Silk Road
A huge map appeared in front of the audience, showing the ancient Silk Road in China.
More than 2,000 years ago, China's caravans often set off from Chang 'an (now Xi 'an, Shaanxi) with precious silk, passed through the Hexi Corridor, and went to Central Asia and West Asia to connect Mediterranean countries. The Silk Road has become an important channel for economic and cultural exchanges between China and the West. A "Maritime Silk Road" is also displayed in front of people, which is the route of maritime traffic between China and other parts of the world. It was through this sea road that Zheng He went to the Western Ocean.
Rituals and music
The lights are gathering, the two actors are singing softly, and the ancient Kunqu opera is lingering in people's ears.
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Will you still be impetuous?
Jiangnan rainy night, holding a pot of fragrant tea, listening to the rain outside the window; Read ten thousand volumes of poetry in hand, taste ancient and modern literati, each leading the way. So there is no need to return to the oblique wind and drizzle, and everything is quiet. Will you still be impetuous?
Will you still be impetuous? In the embrace of nature. Maybe we walked through the high-rise buildings with cement and steel bars during the day, and the green space was just an island in gray, so we couldn't stop quietly to taste it. But on that foggy rainy night in the south of the Yangtze River, we can sit by the window and listen to the sounds of nature. Ripples spread in my heart, a pot of tea is light, and a handful of rain is clear. Wet green leaves are connected together, and at night, the black shadow has a hint of green. All the impetuousness was washed away by the rain, leaving only a quiet and pure heart.
Will you still be impetuous? In that poem, it is either graceful or heroic. Have profound thoughts and the brilliance of the ancients. A rainy night, it is "the blue sea has no waves, and there is a road in the remote station." Looking back, you will see in your heart that the rain has merged into streams and rivers, and there is a heroic "river of no return". Turn around, the breeze blows, open your poem page, "Blowing the face and chilling the willow wind" jumps on the paper ... The rain is sad, which is "the lonely phoenix tree locks the clear autumn in the deep courtyard"; The rain is majestic, and there is even more thinking about "I will go up and down." All impetuous spirits are dispelled by mo Xiang, leaving only a poetic rhyme and a tender feeling in a quiet night.
Will you still be impetuous? In that historical ring. Looking back at a dynasty and savoring it for a period of time, your thoughts will cross the century or Wang Yang like the wind and light. Quiet air blows on my face, which is the historical precipitation of Soochow; Chrysanthemum is quiet, which is the release of Tao Yuanming; The earthy atmosphere is strong, and you can see that Mao Zedong points the way, and the Red Army overcomes difficulties ... All impetuousness is annihilated in the wise thoughts and atmospheric ambitions of historical figures; At the end of that period of history, only one was sober and the other was rational.
Will you still be impetuous? In the ubiquitous silence. The world can be impetuous with an impetuous heart, but the heart is calm and calm.
Why not hold a pot of green tea on a rainy night? There, you feel more than purity.
8. Are you still afraid of setbacks?
Just like all dictionaries in the world. Success after failure is always the same. If you want to enjoy the sunshine of success, you must go through the baptism of failure. There is no road to success. If you are afraid of setbacks, you will never reach the other side of success.
The sword front comes from sharpening, and the plum blossom fragrance comes from bitter cold-Edison is not afraid of setbacks. 1000 experiments, 1000 failures. Day and night, the stars and the moon slept, but he didn't sleep. However, it was after these setbacks that the name Edison went down in history forever. The phonograph, the lamp ... these great inventions proved his talent!
I can't help but feel the freezing cold, and I can't get plum blossoms-many people say that Harry is an idiot, but it is this "idiot" who used his life to rush out of a clear bay in that decadent dynasty. No one supports the DPRK, and the emperor is incompetent. However, in the face of these setbacks, Harry sailed against the current. What is dismissal? Rumors are even more fearless! In the end, Harry also left a deep impression on that era with his own efforts.
If you want to be noble and noble, wait until it melts-but what if someone can't wait for it to melt? It's simple. Xiang Yu farewell my concubine, have a plenty of pride, have a plenty of friendship. But why can't a seven-foot man face the setbacks with humiliation and start over? "Jiangdong children are versatile, and it is unknown to make a comeback!" It is the inability to face failure and the fear of failure that led to Xiang Yu being besieged on all sides, come to a bad end.
If trees are afraid of setbacks, where do they come from? If butterflies are afraid of setbacks, where can they get their shadow? If the mountain fears setbacks, where can it be proud of heaven and earth? If the goshawk is afraid of setbacks, how can it fight in the sky!
"Failure is the mother of success." The rainbow is so beautiful because it is the true color of sunshine after the storm. So, why be afraid of failure and frustration? Lift your head, stand up your chest, face setbacks bravely and challenge them. What setbacks are you afraid of?
Are you still afraid of setbacks?
Will you still feel lonely?
On the first day of the senior high school entrance examination, in the early morning, the wind blew slowly from the window, which made me feel a little cold. I ate a simple breakfast alone, and in the big empty house, only my shadow accompanied me. Next door came the words of aunt telling her son to be warm and concerned, and the laughter of grandparents full of hope. I turned to open the door and walked out quickly. "Daughter, dad has a project to take. Take the test yourself." Dad called yesterday and asked me to earn his money and pay attention to his projects. I gently wipe away tears ... I complain, I hate, I am lonely.
The tricycle with old cartons and beer bottles in front of it is going uphill, and the uncle with vicissitudes of life is bending over and struggling to pull it. I ran a few steps to help him push the cart. He looked back at me with gratitude on his face, and I managed to smile.
When climbing the hill, he stopped, saw the stationery bag in my hand and asked, "Girl, did you take the senior high school entrance examination?" I bowed my head and said "hmm". He said, "My son has a mid-term exam today. I am nervous for him when I see you. Are you alone? " I nodded mercilessly. He said, "My son took the exam alone, and it's no use for me to go. It is better to pull more cars to make up for tuition! " He scratched his scalp shyly and said a blessing to me, riding a tricycle and disappearing into the morning fog.
Looking at the bustling commercial street, I repeated my uncle's words in my mind, and I remembered my father: Is dad drinking blood-like wine at the banquet now, regardless of his stomachache? Will you smile and pass cigarettes and tea to strangers? Is he wearing a yellow helmet and wandering around the newly started project, wondering how much money this project can earn? He must be wearing a unique suit ... my heart aches and shakes slowly ... Yes, my father works so hard to make money, as if it were not for himself!
Dad, are you just like that uncle, completely for the children? After a while, the warm current flowed all over my body, and I felt the breath of love crowded around me.
I asked myself: Will you still feel lonely?
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