Laughing and crying at hospital jokes

A gentleman had a long foreskin and went to the hospital for an operation. Before the operation, the nurse must shave off the key part of Mao Mao. The nurse was born with a beautiful face and a good figure. If a gentleman is a little out of control, he will react. The nurse began to shave. When she saw a gentleman DD grow up, the nurse thought: You can't be a boy, Doby! So I scraped slowly and deliberately, feeling the scraping of the rope. As a result, a gentleman couldn't bear it and shot wildly. . . . . . . . . .

The female nurse couldn't dodge and was recruited. . .

The female nurse almost fainted and said, boy, you are going to suffer now! ! . . .

The operation was a success! ! The incision has been stitched up, and the doctor said that you can leave the hospital in a week and have a quiet rest.

The next day, the female nurse came to the ward alone and was embarrassed to see her. Today, the female nurse was enchanting outside. When she saw no one around, she suddenly pulled off her coat and said, Do you think the color and style of my bra look good? As I spoke, I heard three "ping", "ping" and "ping" under the quilt. The man's irresistible dramatic physiological reaction took place, and all the newly stitched wound lines were opened. . . . .

I feel dizzy. . Sew again!

The next day, the female nurse went to the ward again, closed the door and pulled up her skirt and said, look at the lace of my underwear, and. . . . . A gentleman screamed again. . . . .

So-so. . . .

A month later, a certain gentleman still failed to leave the hospital. The attending doctor took the key of a gentleman and said with tears: Mr. Sheng, I really don't have an underground needle! The little nurse mm said sweetly with a scalpel: See for yourself.