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What are Zhao Benshan's kidnapping lines?
Zhao Benshan: You don't know my merits yet, and you call me a liar. I can fool you into living a good life with the adulterer and the young couple. I'll lie to him and say goodbye. Today I am a kidnapper, and I can trick him into limping with a pair of good legs!
Gao Xiumin: Haha, you can forget it.
Zhao Benshan: Believe it or not?
Gao Xiumin: I don't believe you can fool a man with good legs?
Zhao Benshan: That's my strong point.
Gao Xiumin: Sometimes you make mistakes in advance!
Zhao Benshan: This turn was a mistake.
Gao Xiumin: Then the streets are full of legs and feet. Who will buy it?
Zhao Benshan: Honey, let's find a good one and sell it to him today to see my bluff.
Gao Xiumin: Then why don't you lie?
Zhao Benshan: Where there is a will, there is a way, understand? Give me a shout.
Gao Xiumin: I won't fool you, just do it yourself ~
Zhao Benshan: Look at me and blink, will you? Hey, someone is coming, shout ~ ~ ~
Gao Xiumin: Ah, a turn. Oh, turn, turn! Turn, turn! Turn around!
Fan Wei: I said, what are you bossing around for? You knew where I was going, so you made me turn.
Zhao Benshan: Shout for sale.
Gao Xiumin: Oh! Sell,
Zhao Benshan: What do you sell?
Gao Xiumin: Turn around.
Zhao Benshan: Connect.
Gao Xiumin: Kidnapped! Kidnapped
Fan Wei: Huh? What's going on here? Who wants to kidnap you?
Gao Xiumin: No, he trafficked ~ ~ ~
Fan Wei: Are you selling people?
Zhao Benshan: What kind of eyes are you looking at, abduction, so you can sell and you can buy!
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The cast of Zhao Benshan's Kidnapper;
1, Zhao Benshan
Zhao Benshan, 1957, 10 was born in kaiyuan city, Liaoning province on 2 October. He is a comedian, a national first-class actor, a sketch artist, a professor of Errenzhuan in Northeast China, a member of Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference, a member of China Quyi Artists Association, a member of all-china youth federation and the chairman of Benshan Media Group.
2016 65438+1on October 25th, Zhao Benshan was elected as the vice chairman of the presidium of the 8th Quyi Artists Association.
1982, Zhao Benshan starred in the pull-out drama Wrestling Three Strings, which became famous at one fell swoop.
1990 first appeared on the stage of CCTV Spring Festival Evening, and 15 won the first prize of CCTV Spring Festival Evening.
1999 The film "The Director and the Director" starring individuals won the 22nd Hundred Flowers Award Best Feature Film Award, and Zhao Benshan won the Best Actor Award.
In 2003, Zhao Benshan initiated the "green duet" and founded the "Liu Laogen Grand Stage" featuring the performance of "green duet".
20 1 1 Last appearance in CCTV Spring Festival Evening, performing "You at the same table".
20 13 Before the Spring Festival Evening in year of the snake, Zhao Benshan announced his withdrawal from the sketch stage.
20 14 served as deputy director and director of language programs of CCTV Spring Festival Evening.
20 16 starred in the new year movie "Happy New Year".
20 17 starred in the rural love comedy "Country Love 10".
2. Gao Xiumin
Gao Xiumin (65438+65438 0959+2800-1805), a native of Fuyu County, Songyuan City, Jilin Province, is a national first-class actor, a sketch and a duet actor.
1974, Gao Xiumin went to a local folk group to sing a duet.
1982, Gao Xiumin joined Fuyu Citizen Art Troupe as an actor, 1986 was awarded the title of national second-class actor.
1992 resigned as an individual actor, began to appear in sketches, and performed on the same stage with Zhao Benshan for many times in the Spring Festival Evening.
200 1 Played the leading role "Lilac" in the TV series "Liu Laogen".
In 2002, in cooperation with Zhao Benshan and Fan Wei, the essay "Selling Cars" won the first prize of CCTV Spring Festival Evening; In the same year, he played Lilac in the TV series Liu Laogen 2.
In 2003, Heart Disease, which cooperated with Zhao Benshan and Fan Wei, won the first prize of CCTV Spring Festival Evening. In the same year, she played the first lady in the TV series "Kite Romance".
In 2004, in cooperation with Zhao Benshan and Fan Wei, he won the first prize of CCTV Spring Festival Gala with the sketch "Water Delivery Man"; In the same year, he played Tao Mu in the TV series "Sailors Club".
At the beginning of 2005, the TV series "Shui Sheng Lakeside" starring Gao Xiumin, co-produced by He Qingkui and Gao Xiumin was broadcast on CCTV- 1.
At 4 am on August 18, 2005, Gao Xiumin suffered a heart attack and died at the age of 46 in the Celebrity Apartment 1 Building in Huaqiao Village, Shenxin Street, Changchun City.
3. Fan Wei
Fan Wei, 1962 was born in Shenyang, Liaoning province. He is a comedian and a national first-class actor.
1995 first appeared on the stage of CCTV Spring Festival Evening, performing the sketch "Uncle Niu".
200 1 performed the sketch "Kidnapping" in CCTV Spring Festival Evening and won the first prize in the sketch category.
In 2003, he was awarded the title of "Top Ten Outstanding Young People in Liaoning Province".
In 2006, he won the special performance award (Golden Key Award) at the 30th Cairo International Film Festival for his outstanding performance in the film "Journey to the Fragrance" directed by Jiarui Zhang.
In 2007, he starred in the comedy film "Blessed Ears" and played Wang, and won the Best Actor Award in the 9th Chinese Film Media Awards.
In 2009, he starred in the TV series "The Happiness of the Boss", and then won two awards: the TV Actor Award for the audience's favorite in the 25th China TV Golden Eagle Award and the Most Attractive Actor Award in 16 Shanghai TV Festival.
20 1 1 played Faye Ting in the TV series "Get married first and then fall in love".
20 13 starred in the war comedy "father and son soldiers" and played Qiao richeng.
20 14 starred in the TV series "Bao Xiao and Sigh" and played Zhou Sigh.
20 16, participated in the comedy film "I am not Pan Jinlian" directed by Xiaogang Feng.
2016165438+13 October, the film "No problem" won the best artistic contribution award at the 29th Tokyo International Film Festival.
165438+1On October 26th, he won the Best Actor in the 53rd Taiwan Film Golden Horse Award and the Best Actor in the 7th Beijing International Film Festival for his outstanding performance in the film No Problem.
On July 20 17, the film "peerless master" starring Guo Caijie was released nationwide on July 20 17; In the same month, the film "Father and Son Soldiers" starring Dapeng was released in July 20 17, and was released nationwide in July 2 1 2008.
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