Please make up a joke about a tomb beside a highway!

One day I was walking outside, and there were two people chasing me. I thought to myself, oh my god, it’s over now, I’m being followed, so I just ran and ran. Look, we have reached the Beijing-Shenyang Expressway. What should we do if we have to run further and pay tolls? Suddenly I saw a cemetery next to me, so I ran over and lay down on the grave. I said , demo, I’m already home, and you’re still chasing after me. The two men were so frightened that they ran away without a trace. When I turned around, I suddenly saw an old man in front of me carving words on a stone tablet with an awl. I said, uncle, what are you doing here without sleeping in the middle of the night? The uncle said, young man, you should go to sleep first. I don’t know who etched my name wrongly. I will come out and correct it.