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What the man said to Rimicci.

Who let you appear in front of me when I was most lonely, helpless and hesitant? You know that women are very fragile at this time, easy to be chased and easy to fall in love with others.

I didn't expect the feeling of paying the bill to be so cool. The feeling of paying the bill is really comfortable.

I am a little girl in her twenties. I wait on her in fear every day. I must be careful when I speak. I don't even have the right to answer truthfully.

His name is Zuo, an old man, divorced and with a child. It's nothing. People think this is normal. He has a daughter, which shows that he has love, but more people like him.

Everyone is human, parents, kindergarten, primary school, junior high school and senior high school. After reading this, why does everything become different after one to twenty years old? The older a man is, the more attractive he is. What about women? Not only can she not be old, but no one wants her when she is old, and she can't have many choices until she is old. If she chooses more than one, she will poke her spine. What is this? Trying to kill me!

6. Why does the more girlfriends he has, the more attractive people find him? As for me, every time I change boyfriends, someone will definitely point fingers behind my back.

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7, why he is romantic, I am dissolute, he can be justified, I am heinous.

8. I am alone at home, but I feel cold. I turned the heating on at full blast, but I was afraid. I turned on all the lights. Who knows the fuse is broken, and the fuse doesn't care about me.

9. Ordinary friends are certainly fine, but this good friend is definitely problematic to some extent.

10, call everything that can be called! Tell them! Sister is back in the Jianghu!

1 1. Since you ask sincerely, I will answer you with compassion. What do you think is right?

12, the door is closed, I'm not stupid! What can I do if I sneak into the little girl's house behind my back? ! Playing mahjong? !

13, you are a man and a woman, and I am an outsider!

14, we live in this world, every year, every day, every hour, we are growing. We don't know what will happen in the next second, and we don't know where to put the last second. Some things we can't look forward to, and some things we can't go back, but every time I think about the changes you have brought me, I am full of gratitude. When I think of you, I just think of something better now. I really want to ask you. ...

15, right! ! I am now, but I just can't stand that tone. I really want to run to his company and kill him with a stack of RMB! I thought you were rich! I'll buy you today! !

What about 16? Then I was so angry that I left my newly bought shoes there. Maybe that woman is still wearing my shoes!

17, I think there is no pure relationship between men and women in the world. This is a relationship between men and women, and it is pure. ...

18, I want to understand. I have been thinking about a man for two years, how to make him happy, how not to make him angry, and what will happen in the end? Should he cheat or not? You change yourself for a man, and he will be practical. Instead of changing yourself, he will only make things worse, so I want to overcome it now, and I love it.

19, I don't care if he can stand it. He almost killed me. What do I care if he lives or dies?

20. The more you want to hold on to something, the faster you may lose it. You may finally want to marry this man, but have you ever thought that after living with you for a long time and without any responsibility, he will still want to get married?

2 1. Before, I felt at ease when you gave me money. Now that I have raised you, I feel at ease. I don't see anything wrong with it.

22, send money, send money is the most affordable.

23, fight side by side, what can fight side by side, just change your girlfriend.

24. Shall I accompany him to choose a gift for his wife? First, I can show that he has a wife and is responsible for the family. This request sounds full of love, and I can't refuse it, but in fact he wants to go over.

You have much contact with me like this. Even if you really get me in the future, you can tell me that I have a wife. You already know this is a scam. Who can't see this? ...

I realize that the unequal status between us is determined by the economic base, that is to say, I have been using your money, so I can't stand up straight in front of you and have no confidence in what I say.