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Use one sentence to describe a person you are familiar with, and use some afterwords related to the characters in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms"

Zhang Fei eats bean sprouts————It’s a piece of cake to watch the Three Kingdoms and sheds tears———— Worries about the ancients

Zhou Yu plots Jingzhou————Accompanying his wife again Lu Su broke his troops and boarded Kong Ming's ship————Confused

Huang Zhong shot an arrow————Dong Zhuo entered the capital——With bad intentions

Ma Su used troops————exaggerated and Liu Bei threw the child——to win people’s hearts

Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai——one who was willing to fight and one who was willing to suffer Xu Shu entered Cao’s camp——one Without saying a word

Cao Cao went to Wancheng——Fleeing in defeat. Cao Cao met Ma Chao——cut off his beard and abandoned his robe

Cao Cao was defeated and fled on Huarong Road———— ——The war was in chaos, Zhang Fei staged the massacre——————The ferocious spirit

Boiled beans and burned bean sprouts————The family members were violently swinging and flying knives————Full of murderous intent

Guan Yu opened the eyes of the phoenix————He wanted to kill Liu Bei’s country————Crying out

Sun Quan killed Guan Yu————Placing the blame on Sima Yi’s breaking of the Eight Diagrams———— —Pretending to understand if you don’t know

The queen surrendered to Wei————Don’t know the shame Guan Yunchang farted————Don’t know how to blush

Kong Ming practiced the piano————A cliché about Sima Yan Depose the Lord of Wei————Use the old score

Xu Chu fights Ma Chao————Zhang Fei goes into battle shirtless to collect debt————The momentum is fierce

Zhang Fei goes into battle———— ——Rampage Cao Cao meets Jiang Gan————Unlucky as hell

Zhang Fei wears a mask——shows big eyes Adou is an official————in name only

Zhuge Liang burns incense and plays the harp————Makes a fuss about Adou’s country————gives it away for free

Guan Yu surrenders to Cao Cao————He is in Cao Cao’s camp and his heart is in the Han Dynasty Cao Cao is reincarnated——Suspicion Heavy

Zhou Yu fell ill in Luhuadang————was angry with Zhang Fei and fought with Guan Yu————forgot the old relationship

scold Liu Bei in front of Zhang Fei————find Angry, I looked at Zhuge Liang through the crack of the door——I looked down on the hero

Chiang Qian crossed the river——I had nothing to do and Zhang Fei caught the grasshopper——I couldn’t use my strength.

Kong Ming used the empty city strategy————forced Zhang Fei to fight Ma Chao————no matter the outcome

Zhang Fei sold scales————people are strong and goods are strong Lu Su surrendered to Kong Ming————Falled to the ground

Zhao Zilong sent out troops————Returned Zhuge Liang’s goose feather fan————It was magical

The straw boat borrowed arrows—— ————After returning with a full load, Kong Ming shed tears and beheaded Ma Su——————Enforced the law as fast as a mountain

Cao Cao employed people————Only Cai Cao led Guan Yu into the palace———— Go straight in

Guan Yu opens a knife shop————Guan Yu keeps his sister-in-law for genuine goods————Friendship is the most important

Sima praises Zhuge————Be willing to worship Guan Yu as a carpenter————Make a bold move

Zhao Yun's battle with Changbanpo——showing his power and Guan Yu's bone scraping to cure poison——no pain

Kong Ming's empty city strategy——turning danger into danger Huang Zhong called the formation ————Refuse to obey the old man

Zhang Fei eats weights————Determined Zhang Fei sleeps————Does not close his eyes

Cao Cao is defeated and goes to Huarong Road—— ————As expected, Huang Zhong shoots arrows————With a hundred shots

Looking for the beautiful bearded man in the Guandi Temple————Kong Ming frowned————It’s on his mind

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Kong Ming borrows the east wind——Smartly uses the time Kong Ming’s bag————Endless plans

Guan Yu reads "Spring and Autumn"———— Zhang Fei understands Zhang Fei at a glance Playing tricks————Easy

Liu Bei knitting straw sandals————Inside

Acting like Cao Cao and Zhuge Liang————Different tempers

Lü Bu plays with Diao Chan————The hero is sad and the beauty Guan Huangzhong makes friends————The old man has an old heart

Jiang Qian Stealing books————The cleverness was mistaken for Zhang Fei’s embroidery————The rough and the fine

Zhuge Liang played with the dog————The smart one was confused for a while