Goodbye, Mr. Loser's classic lines

1, Teacher: Why don't you sleep somewhere else? Charlotte: Can I sleep with someone else? Teacher: You think you are the principal and you can sleep with whoever you want?

When I jump off a building, my head is bad, just like someone's head is good.

No, I didn't. Teacher, this question is too difficult. I can't. . . .

4, let's call each other, I call you brother, you call me dad,,,, brother, what are you looking for, dad will help you find it.

5. Xia: Is Grandpa's home?

Grandpa: Horse what?

Charlotte: Ma Dongmei.

Grandpa: What winter plum?

Charlotte: Ma Dongmei.

Old man: What kind of plum is it?

Charlotte: Calm down!

Grandpa: OK!

6. Hey, wife, I don't know how to tell you. Do you know what Ferrari is?

7. Qiu Ya, are you getting married today? I can't. No, I'm going to his mother's grave with Charlotte later. As it happens, all the good things are gone together.

8. Do you think she walks like a pig? When bidding for a gun, do you think it looks like a pig riding a gun (the northeast people call it a gun)?

I seem to have hit someone else's car. . . Let's go, or we'll pay for it later.

10, Teacher: What are you doing? Gangster: Get out!

1 1, just a fucking traffic light makes my blood boil.

12, you scared me, just like anyone with a fucking brain.

13, you should thank the teacher, the school and your class for not having a high floor.

14. In the future, we will call each other. I call you brother, and you call me dad! Don't do this to your uncle Zhang!

15, has been brainwashed by sin, and now I want to blame everything I see ~ ~ ~

16, Charlotte: Is the President of the United States Obama now? Doctor: Why not transfer to another hospital? ...

Qiu Ya: Do you know what it means to learn from others? Dong Mei: Who is Dong Shi and why does she urinate frequently?