Okay, please help me blow it!

My dad told me: "I spent a lot of money to support you in school. If I fail the college entrance examination, I will break your legs!" During the mobilization meeting for the college entrance examination, the class drew lots to select parent representatives. I and the parents of the study committee were selected to participate. I will never forget that day. Ban Ren said that parents would sing a song to their children on behalf of each person to cheer them up. The study committee member's mother sang "I Believe" and my dad sang "I Wish You Peace".

I went to the hair salon today and asked the girl: "How much does it cost to get a haircut here?" The girl: "The minimum is 30 yuan!" Me: "What about the haircut?" The girl: "25 yuan!" Me: "Okay, please help me blow it!"

I was eating in a restaurant, and three children were playing games together at the door. The little girl said to the two boys: "Let's play Zhu Bajie and carry our wife!" The two boys said: "Okay!" The little girl shouted and one of the boys quickly carried the other boy on his back. In the little girl's puzzled eyes, Go away from the dust! You guys have a great future!

I made an appointment with a female colleague to go fishing today. She didn’t know anything about fishing, so she insisted on going fishing with me. We found a place that looked like there were fish and started fishing. As we fished, she suddenly patted me and pointed at the float and asked, "What is this little red thing and how much does it cost?" I said, "Oh, you mean the float. This one is very cheap. Why are you asking?" She said timidly, "I want to ask you to borrow a few. Mine just sank."

The husband taught his wife to drive, pointed to the car and said: "This is the gear lever, the brake is in the middle, and the accelerator pedal is to the right..." The wife said angrily: "Don't say so much at once, okay? Teach me how to drive first. , I’ll teach you the rest later!”

A robber robbed a girl, and the girl said: “Brother, I am an artist, and I am thirty years old and my salary is less than 2,000 yuan a month. Look at my salary. Just think about the robbery." The robber cried bitterly. "Sister, I am a programmer. I came here to rob you because I couldn't afford to eat. You go and take your salary slip. I will let you go later. By the way, don’t take that road next to it, they are all websites, they are crazy poor

My son made a girlfriend when he was in kindergarten; until he entered the first grade of elementary school, we were still disconnected. Afraid of affecting their studies, I advised them not to associate with each other. A year later, they both scored 100 or 100 on every exam!

"Tell me about an embarrassing incident from childhood." When I was in junior high school, my best friend was riding a bicycle on a road in the countryside. Suddenly she said she wanted to sleep, and I said, close your eyes, and then we fell into the road. Xiaohegou

I remember when I was practicing driving. Every time I pulled over, I always parked the car crookedly. Every time the coach scolded me, the more I was scolded, the more nervous I became, and I parked the car crookedly. I turned around and looked at the coach. The coach looked at me without saying a word. I asked timidly: "I parked the car crookedly again, right?" The coach said indignantly: "How can it be possible? It's because the road is crooked!" !

My boyfriend asked me: What would you do if I had an affair? I replied: We can't be husband and wife, but we can still be sisters! Boyfriend: "Why are they good sisters? They should be good brothers and sisters, right?" I sneered, "They are good sisters." Chunxiao (Meng Haoran) (for the first time)

Xiaochi (Song Yang Wanli) (for the first time)

(The spring is silent and cherishes the trickle, and the shade of the tree shines on the water and loves the clearness and softness.) The little lotus has just revealed its sharp corners, and a dragonfly has already stood on it.

Presented to Liu Jingwen (Su Shi of the Song Dynasty) (Part 2)

There is no rain cover when the lotus is gone, and there are still proud frost branches among the chrysanthemums. (You must remember that the good times of the year are when oranges and oranges are green.)

Grass (Bai Juyi) (Part 2)

The grass grows in Lili, and it dries up every year. Wildfires never burn out, but spring breezes blow them again.

Bu Suanzi·Yong Mei (*) (Part 5)

Wind and rain send spring home, and flying snow welcomes spring. There are already hundreds of feet of ice on the cliff, but there are still beautiful flowers and branches.

Qiao doesn’t fight for spring, she only repays it.

When the mountain flowers were in full bloom, she smiled among the bushes.

Tian Jing Sha·Autumn (Yuan·Bai Pu) (Part 6)

(The setting sun in the isolated village, the light smoke of jackdaws in the old trees, and the shadow of a flying dragon.) Qingshan Green water, white grass, red leaves and yellow flowers.

Walking alone by the river looking for flowers (Du Fu) (Part 6)

Huang Si’s natal family is full of flowers, with thousands of flowers hanging down the branches. (The butterflies are dancing all the time, and the orioles are chirping at ease.)

The green birds on the river are more than white, and the blue flowers on the mountains are about to burn. (Du Fu) (Part 3)

Picking chrysanthemums under the eastern fence, you can leisurely see the Nanshan Mountain. (Tao Yuanming) (Fourth)

A few peach blossoms outside the bamboo are a prophet of the warmth of spring river water. (Su Shi) (four times) Please be strong, no one really sees your weakness

1. Are you afraid of losing me? Why don’t you hold on tighter

2. There is no such thing in this world If you have trouble getting through it, please believe that there are definitely more solutions than difficulties!

3. Reliability is the cornerstone of excellent personality

4. Even if there is no happiness and joy, what does it matter? As long as I keep an open mind about my future, move towards my own hopes and goals, and return to the starting line of my pursuit, I believe that I can get better and I will definitely be able to realize my dream.

5. Let’s break up the homework. I find that we are not suitable.

6. I really hope that school will start on February 29th. . . Open once every four years! ! !

7. If you don’t do what you like while you are alive, you are actually avoiding responsibility.

8. As the saying goes: rabbits don’t eat grass beside their nests; but as the saying goes: those who are near the water first get the moon!

9. Those things that happened in 1999 are like faded movies , the weeds were endlessly burned by time, leaving behind the thin boy and the sad girl in the photos. No one remembers, and no one will ask, when they left, when they came back, January, hiding those The years are drowned in the sea of ????people. There are a few songs that have been sung. We stand in the turbulent sea of ????people, and how many are still open.

10. I hope your world will have new obsessions and no regrets. /suanming/

11. When I am sad, I can only beat the wall hard and use pain to cover up my grief.

12. Ambition is the Big Dipper in the dark night (Robert Lang Ning)

13. When love cannot be perfect, I would rather choose no regrets. No matter how beautiful the next life is, I cannot lose the memory of you in this life!

14. Please be strong. No one really sees your weakness.

15. No matter how cruel fate brings hardships and misfortune to a person, it will still be rewarded accordingly. He is happy and sweet.

16. In the dark, my shadow shrinks at the entrance of the hole that you can’t see. Maybe you don’t even bother to see my sadness.

17. In life, a true self carries a false self.

18. Do you want me to tell you my discomfort as a joke?

19. I regret not letting you know how important you are to me

20. We just stood by the river, looking at our reflections and feeling pity for ourselves, but we thought we were in love. Looking at others.

21. The sky leaves no traces of birds, but I have flown by!

22. I think of New Year as my heart is concerned.

23. In front of people who don’t love you, persistence and entanglement are synonyms.

24. If I can’t find an umbrella I like, I would rather get wet in the rain

25. This city is so empty

26. Even if you smile and reach out to me now, I don’t think I have that much strength to reach it

27. There is no dirt in life, but the heart of the world is always there (Qing Gu Yanwu)

28. One day the man left Once it enters your life, you will understand that true love is always worth waiting for.

29. Cruelty is an ability, not just an attitude. ---Meng Jinghui "Murder in the Hanging Garden"

30. Love is beautiful, but life is always longer than love, and life requires wisdom.

31. Some people become strangers after getting acquainted with them

32. Don’t make fun of the people I love

33. No That light in the darkness, I worry that you are like a child who is afraid of the dark and getting lost.

34. Tomorrow is a discarded check, tomorrow is a deposit that has not yet expired, and only cash at your disposal.

35. What do you do when you like someone? Pretending not to like it!

36. After receiving the information, the Trojan is already working. If you don't log off within a minute, hehe~ I'm embarrassed to do it~

37. Once friendship becomes real, it is more painstaking and unforgettable than love.

38. Don’t play tricks on me, okay? If you really have the scheming skills, go to ancient times.

39. Both pursue life relentlessly, and dare not expect excessive rewards and rewards in life. Dote, but face reality rationally and soberly.

40. I used your promise to feed the dog last night, and found the dog dead the next morning

41. The wood said to the fire, hug me, and the fire hugged the wood, and the wood The smile turned to ashes, the fire cried, and the tears extinguished itself.

42. The heart is like a mirror. Although the external scenery is constantly changing, the mirror will not rotate. This is a normal heart, which can change the scenery without changing the heart. Sentences to vent your mood

1. I think the Q Friendship Paradise website is like a venting website. Whenever I am unhappy, I can type one or two sentences on this website and I will be happy.

2. Only you can cure my insomnia

3. I want a best friend whose smiling face is not all I see, and whose bad emotions are vented to others. .

4. This is just a place for me to vent, because if I say so much in the Q space, many people will comment, which will be very annoying

5. I care about you every day Eat or go to bed early, someone must love you very much.

6. Some people say that love is when one person breaks away and another person picks it up; but I think love is like her eyes, which cannot tolerate a little sand. Some people say that love does not have to be grand, but plain and simple. I think love is when she needs you. No matter you are at the end of the world or at the end of the world, you will come to her immediately. No matter how high-sounding sweet words are, they can't be compared to the words "I do." .

7. From having nothing to say to having nothing to say, I understand how profound and unforgettable it is.

8. The rain beat mercilessly against my window, stirring up scattered water splashes. Suddenly I felt very dull, as if every impact they hit was hitting my heart

9. Organize your mood, organize your thoughts, and bravely set off towards the next stop.

10. You must still be the same person you were when you were wearing a floral dress and canvas shoes and running rampant on campus

11. If you want a proud person to see his own face clearly, he can only use Others' pride serves as a mirror for him;

12. I always want to say something, but my throat keeps blocking me.

13. Look at the world from a different perspective. Not everyone in this world is going smoothly. It just depends on how you solve it. For example, if you are hit by someone while walking and someone apologizes to you, sometimes you You still feel angry, but you didn't expect that the person who bumped into you actually felt more uncomfortable than you. You should still think about the saying that happiness is only a day, and unhappiness is also a day, so why not be happy every day.

14. I used to play with all my life, but now I play with all my life.

15. Who is so willing to be shameless, but not because of love?

16. No matter how high the water splashes, there is a moment when it falls. No matter how unforgettable the past is, there is a moment when it is let go.

17. There is no emotion in the impetuous life, and you spend a lot of time nourishing sadness every day

18. One mistake is enough to make others forget all your good things

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19. You got it, so you changed

20. Many things are actually just your own wishful thinking

21. If you see me unhappy, just confront me Let me come, there is no need to vent your emotions to others behind your back

22. When you are young, it is a good thing to be more busy, whether it is in vain or useful, this will motivate you Mature.

23. Why bother yourself so much every day. Surprise yourself. Say it to the mirror. Look, I am smiling so happily.

24. When I went to school, I used to make money to make ends meet, but now I work to make money to make ends meet.

25. Sometimes you need to leave someone for a while before you realize how much you need them.

26. Writing about your feelings is also a way to vent

27. Maybe you like reading romance novels not only because they are good to read, right? Or maybe I wanted to vent myself, but ended up becoming addicted after watching it. Talk to vent your feelings

28. Speak out if you have something to say, scold if you are dissatisfied, vent your emotions if you have one, and speak if you have love. Our youth will pass quickly, don’t be afraid of it all day long

29. If you see me unhappy, come to me directly. There is no need to vent your emotions to others behind your back

Thirty. I don’t like people I don’t like liking people I like, and I don’t like people I like liking people I don’t like.