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How to write couplets for the Year of the Pig?

Horizontal batch is a couplet for more than a year, as follows:

Zhu Hongchun posted thousands of doors; Green willows are everywhere new.

Zhu Bi wrote it on the Wild Goose Pagoda; The green wind shook the leaf warbler.

The famous Wild Goose Pagoda is on the gold list; Hua Men in Pig Palace is lucky.

In spring, birds are singing and flowers are fragrant; Fertile soil and fertile land, pigs have merit.

Yifeng is full and happy New Year; Guotai min' anhai is happy.

Guide the road to a well-off society; The year of Hainian ushered in a splendid spring.

Happy New Year to Guotai Min 'an; There is plenty of food, wealth and spring.

Good weather, good spring is better; The more food pigs have, the happier they are.

The pig is the head of the six beasts; Mei is the best.

Pigs are the treasures of the farm; The dragon is the root of China.

Pigs are as powerful as elephants; How fat can win gold.

Put it outside the world and get rid of mountains and rivers.

The sea is the world of dragons, and the clouds are the hometown of cranes.

Spring blossoms never fall, and it is calm and bright.

The fairy crown was cleverly cut, and it took a lot of effort to paint the pen.

Generally, couplets are written vertically, with the last word (tone) of the first couplet posted on the right (hand) and the last word (tone) of the second couplet posted on the left (hand). During the Spring Festival, many people like to write couplets on red paper and stick them outside the door. In the sound of firecrackers, thousands of families have taken on a new look, adding a lot of auspicious atmosphere to the festival.