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The full text of those things between men and women

About men and women

Many things will happen when men and women are together, but the most interesting and gossipy thing is undoubtedly sex. Since ancient times, all ambiguity, all unofficial history, nine times out of ten are related to this. Comrade Freud firmly believes that all human behaviors are related to this. It can be said that as long as there is a crowd, there will be sex, and people are always unconsciously pursuing these things. There is such a joke that the teacher asked me, "What are you studying for?" "Money and beauty!" "vulgar!" "Career and love!" "yes! Noble! " This is the essence of the problem, so what this article is going to discuss is actually a very noble proposition, and it is strictly forbidden to entertain foolish ideas.

People are people when they put on clothes, and animals when they take off clothes. In a way, there is no essential difference between humans and animals. However, Marx believes that the most essential feature of human beings is sexual intercourse. Many men have this question: Why are males in the animal kingdom more beautiful than females? Look at the peacock, how beautiful the male is and how beautiful the tail is when it is open! Women can't, dust can't slip away, they can't eat enough, and they can't do anything. She is simply a foodie. The lion is majestic and the lioness is ugly, but she is not gentle at all. She always wants to scare people with a lion roar or something. In short, in the animal kingdom, males are the most pleasing to the eye. When it comes to people, it's the other way around. Although the male color has increased in recent years, it still can't change the fact that women look better than ordinary men. The problem arises. Aren't people more advanced? How can they violate the universal laws of the animal kingdom?

The problem is that the lifestyle of human beings is fundamentally different from that of animals. For animals, producing a large number of offspring is the first important thing to maintain the survival of the whole group, and females naturally hold the absolute dominance of gender. For example, bees and ants with a high degree of socialization, a mother can rule the ethnic group, and basically the hope of the public being king is about zero. Mother has this capital, and her reproductive ability determines the prosperity of the race. She can pick and choose among a group of beautiful, strong-looking and pleasing men. As a result, the whole male animal looks good. A group of bees and ants are busy with only one purpose, to fatten the female ant and ensure that she has enough energy to have sex with groups of male ants.

In the Hemudu period of primitive society, people were almost as good as animals, even worse. In addition, at that time, human beings could not carry out agricultural production without hunting, so the advantages of men could not be reflected at all and could only be ruled. Poor living conditions put population production in the first place, so women temporarily played the role of grandfathers. First of all, we must ensure people's right to exist, which is the first human right that people pursue. This problem has not been solved. At present, China's priority is the right to life. From this perspective, China people seem to have more animal components than others, which needs further evolution. Shit, it's irritating to think about it. Humans have evolved for so many years, and they are still fooled by others as primitive people all day!

After solving the problem of survival, the reproductive behavior of human beings is extremely entertaining, which will inevitably lead to the emergence of commercialization. Most people's sexual behavior is not aimed at having children. Everyone has got rid of the characteristics of being dominated by cycles and is no longer afraid of being a good meal in others' mouths during sex. As long as you like, if your ability allows, you can carry out this greatest entertainment project since arrogance anytime and anywhere. Long live sex! However, with the change of production mode and sexual function, women's social status has to be reduced. Compared with men, they have no advantage. Even their proud reproductive ability has become their disadvantage in social production. There is a simple reason. There is no shortage of people in society now. At the top of the food chain, if reproduction is the first demand, and everyone's sexual behavior is to have children, it will be a terrible sight now, and it is estimated that there is no place to tie their feet. Too many things can be a curse, especially people. If one day there are only a few people left in the world, the status of women will definitely improve qualitatively and they can still be grandfathers. But this is basically impossible. Some people will say, "Why do I feel ruled by my wife at home?" In today's society, many people think that women have higher status than men. The typical characteristics are "the salary cards are generally in the hands of women", "women can boss men around" and "I have the final say at home". Of course, this phenomenon exists and is common, but there is a premise that men should love women. Men rule the world, and women rule the world by ruling men. The problem is that men are busy ruling the world and being exploited by women. In essence, the dominant position of men in this society is beyond doubt. The majority of male compatriots must strengthen their confidence.

Women are good and girls are wonderful. Since human beings solved the problem of survival and the world began to compete for territory, women have been in the position of being entertained. A woman's first priority is to attract men. It is the best choice to show your secondary sexual characteristics from time to time when the primary sexual characteristics cannot be exposed. The group manager in Starting Today always said that entertainment, entertainment, if there is no woman, wouldn't it be "boring"? Soldiers in the warlord melee shouted "rob money, rob food, rob women" and carried out dripping killings. Women become the biggest motivation for men to rule the world. In the entertainment circle, a place full of people's desires, as long as the second sexual characteristics of lesbians are fully displayed, they can attract the attention to the maximum extent. If you don't believe me, you can count whether there are more male or female bathing scenes in the movie.

Man is the only animal that can be entertained to death, and now it is also an era of entertainment to death, no matter what, you can play. Man is actually the ugliest animal in the world. Even killing one's own kind can be used as a recreational activity. It is not surprising that he regards his own kind as an entertainment object and makes all the instincts given by God into commodities. The meanest thing is invincible. Humans naturally become the king of millions of beasts, and they are the beasts among beasts. Humans generally call themselves "the spirit of all things". Human's eating, drinking and having fun are getting farther and farther away from its essential function. Under such circumstances, in the entertainment circle, a place where all the temptations of human beings are gathered, only those who have truly withstood the test of debauchery and wealth can be called true integrity. Ordinary people who have not experienced these tests are not qualified to say that they are much greater than the men and women in the entertainment circle, because we are all human beings.