Ask a few jokes that can make people laugh! It must be a very interesting hot joke!

1, when I first entered school, the whole class introduced themselves. A male student stepped onto the platform: "My name is You Yongzhi, and I'm from Beijing. I love playing chess! " Then I went down. The next one is a girl. Shyly, she stepped onto the platform and introduced herself with trepidation: "My name is Shakuyaku ... I like swimming ..."-

Mr. Huang loves revolution. In memory of the Red Army, he named his son Jun. One day, he sent his son to class, and when he saw the No.8 bus stop, he shouted to his son, "Huang Jun, run! The No.8 bus is coming!"! . . ~-

3. Head nurse: My perfume is gone! Help me find it! Everyone: What other brands of perfume do you use? Head nurse: Liushen, I only use that. Everyone: awesome, I have never heard of it. What is it like? Head nurse: Which one of you took the toilet water of Liushen? -

I received a short message from a swindler today, asking me to remit the money to an account of China Agricultural Bank. Half an hour later, I replied conveniently: 5000 yuan has been deposited, please check it. Later, I received a reply: "I went to the bank three times and haven't received your money, you liar!" " " .-

When I was in college, I had a roommate who was a branch representative. What teaches us is a young female teacher. In other words, one day my buddy was walking on the road with a cigarette in his mouth when he suddenly saw the teacher and went forward to say hello. Who knows the teacher took two steps back and said, "I'm pregnant!" "(Female teachers are afraid of cigarettes)", my buddy didn't understand the meaning, instantly petrified, and the smoke fell, trembling and saying, "It's not mine!" . -

6. Xiao Wang works in the personnel department on the 10 floor. A month ago, he was transferred to the administrative department on the ninth floor ... Today, Xiao Wang called the personnel department and asked him, "Is Xiao Wang there?" The colleague who answered the phone said, "Xiao Wang is no longer in the personnel." Xiao Wang: "Ah! ? When did this happen? I don't know. I haven't had time to send it to him yet? " "Never mind, you can find him below"—