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Talk about interesting sentences about online shopping.

1, soil-eating teenager double 1 1 chop hands and feet, physically disabled and determined to move the world.

2. It used to be a Christmas New Year's Day party, but now it's a double 1 1 party. The economic level has obviously dropped, so close your eyes and go to sleep!

3, double 1 1 dog abuse.

4, the weather is cold, double 1 1, do not pick your hands, have classes, really suitable for turning on the air conditioner.

5, wake up, double 1 1 has passed more than half, forget it, I will take over next year! By the way, what did everyone cut?

6. Double 1 1 cannot submit a refund application on the same day. Think twice before chopping your hands.

7. The so-called double 1 1 selection festival, in fact, I have already lost my home to 7788.

8. Double 1 1 Shopping Festival and Singles Day have been confused. I just want to ask, "Did you chop your hand today?" Anyway, I'm losing weight, and I'm going to drink porridge for a month.

9. Tell Shuang 1 1 that nothing is lacking when you are busy. Only when you are extremely bored will you feel that you have nothing.

10 and double 1 1 are over. When it's all over, I'm going to clean out the cupboard and give something back to the blood.

1 1, tired as a dog, double 1 1 defeated.

12 I think that the double 1 1 wants everyone to chop hands, so there should be no upper limit for shopping carts!