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Before Wu Song went to Liangshan, the police took 9 shots, but none of them were heroic!

In Water Margin, before Wu Song went to Liangshan, the enemy took nine shots, but none of them were heroic!

The first time: beating Song Jiang.

Wu Song first met Song Jiang at Chai Jin’s home. After Song Jiang killed his lover Yan Poxi, he fled to Chai Jin's house in fear of the crime. The original book describes the meeting between Song Jiang and Wu Song like this: Song Jiang raised his face and just stepped on the handle of the fire, burning all the charcoal in the fire on the man's face. The man was startled and broke into a sweat. The man became angry, grabbed Song Jiang's chest, and shouted: "What kind of birdman are you! How dare you come to amuse me!" This big man was Wu Song.

If Chai Jin had not appeared in time, Song Jiang would have been beaten to a disability by Wu Song. Wu Song had been hiding here in Chaijin for more than a year because he injured someone. But he was a bad drinker and would beat up people when he was drunk. Chai Jin was very unhappy. Although he did not drive him away, he just ignored him. This is normal. Wu Song has been eating and drinking for free for more than a year, that's all. He is also causing trouble, so naturally he is not lovable. Wu Song hated Chai Jin because of this and did not take his kindness in taking him into consideration at all.

The second time: Tiger hunting at Jingyanggang.

Wu Song did not take the initiative to kill tigers for the people because he heard that there were tigers in Jingyanggang. It was just because he was drunk and didn't listen to the store's advice. After Wu Song sobered up, he wanted to go back. It is written in the original work: Wu Song only knew that there was a tiger after reading the seal list. As he was about to go back to the hotel, he thought: "When I go back, I will be laughed at by him. If I am not a good man, it will be difficult to turn away." After thinking for a while, he said, "What birds are you afraid of? Just go up and see what happens!" It can be seen that Wu Song It's not that he wants to eliminate harm for the people, it's just that he wants to save face and is afraid of being laughed at.

? The third time he took action, killing Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing

? Wu Song killed Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing just to avenge their personal revenge for killing his brother. Of course, these two people were the ones who caused harm to others and deserved to die. But Wu Song is not going to do harm to the people because of how bad Ximen Qing is. Ximen Qing bullied others and did evil things for more than a day or two. It was impossible for Wu Song not to know before that he did not go to fight against the injustice and get rid of Ximen Qing.

The fourth time he took action, he captured Sun Erniang.

Wu Song did not kill Sun Erniang because he was seeking money, but because Sun Erniang wanted to kill him. At most, it was self-defense. He grabbed Sun Erniang's front and back, his mouth was very dirty, and his movements were also quite obscene. He clearly knew that Sun Erniang and his wife ran a black shop, but he did not eliminate harm for the people and brought Sun Erniang and Zhang Qing, a pair of cruel, inhumane people, to justice. Instead, he became brothers with them.

? The fifth time he took action, he beat Jiang Menshen drunk.

Jiang Menshen is indeed a bully, but he is also not a good person when it comes to showing mercy. The matter between Shi En and Jiang Menshen is just a gang fight for territory. When Wu Song went to beat Chiang Men-Shen, he did not go to uphold justice either. He just had to stand up for the evil young man, Shi En, because he had eaten the meat and wine of Shi En and was soft-spoken by others. Strictly speaking, Wu Song is just a thug hired by Shi En!

The sixth time, there was a big fuss in Feiyunpu.

Wu Song killed four people by himself in Feiyunpu. He killed those who wanted to kill him, not because of how bad they were. To put it bluntly, Wu Song was just a dog jumping over the wall in a hurry, and a man desperate for his life. He also did not take the initiative to eliminate harm for the people, but just wanted to save his own life.

The seventh time, blood splattered on Yuanyang Tower.

? In order to take revenge, Wu Song killed fourteen people in a row. Among them, three of them, Jiang Menshen, naturally deserved their punishment, as they were the ones who harmed others first, but the other eleven were just the wives, girls, and old ladies of Zhang Dujian's family. The hero Wu Song didn't care about anything, and he was very happy to kill.

The eighth time: Kill the flying centipede.

In order to try out his new sword, Wu Song killed a Taoist boy indiscriminately, and then killed the Taoist Flying Centipede as well. Taoists do not abide by the rules and harm people's lives, so they deserve what they deserve. But Xiao Daotong himself is also a victim, so what's his crime?

The ninth time, beat up the shop owner.

Just because the shop owner didn’t sell him wine or meat, he grabbed the person and beat him up. He even harshly said to the person who tried to stop the fight: "I'll beat him myself, and I'll do whatever you want!" Then the hero Wu Song beat the person who tried to stop the fight again. This shows what kind of virtue Wu Song is!

It can be seen from Wu Song's nine shots that he never takes the initiative to uphold justice. He is either seeking personal revenge or working for the bully. And he was arrogant and unreasonable, killing innocent people indiscriminately. If you have milk, you are a mother. Song Jiang gave him ten taels of silver, and he burst into tears of gratitude. After giving him a few pieces of meat and a few kilograms of wine, he went to fight for the bad boy's territory.