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How to punish a drunken husband?
Do you want to sit around the table? Once you start drinking, you won't leave the table without getting drunk. Especially male compatriots, it seems that they are not men if they don't drink. So how to punish the husband who came home after drinking too much? I heard my sister tell the story of a friend of hers.
Her friend's husband often drinks, whether at work or among friends, as long as someone asks him out. At first, she also let her husband drink, thinking that it was nothing for men to drink some wine. After a long time, her husband became more unscrupulous. At that time, her child was just full moon, and her husband often came home late, and every time he came home, he was full of alcohol. She was disgusted at first, so she quarreled with her husband. It stopped for half a month, and then it started again.
She used to take care of the children very hard every day, and her husband had to wait on her when she went back. One day she locked the door directly, so her man couldn't enter the house when he went back. Even if she knocked at the door outside, she wouldn't open the door. Then I called her and didn't answer. Finally, I had no choice but to go back to his friend and ask him to call his daughter-in-law for help, but he still didn't answer. In desperation, I had to spend the night at my friend's house. Since then, this matter has spread in his circle of friends, and friends have to go through his daughter-in-law to ask him to drink. Some people think that his daughter-in-law has gone too far, giving her neither the face of a man nor the face of her husband's friends. But I don't think anyone will do it unless forced. Now her husband is sober. Every time there is a liquor store, he will ask his wife for advice. She will go if she agrees. If she doesn't agree, she won't go And under the guidance of my wife, I am definitely a super daddy now.
And I really don't know what people think, what magic that wine has. I think many people talk nonsense after drinking too much, and they probably don't know what they are talking about. Some people throw up when they drink it. It looks really disgusting.
My husband doesn't drink much. He doesn't like it himself, and I usually don't care much about him. Some time ago, the company had another dinner and went to KTV after dinner. Before I came back, I knew I would bring me a midnight snack at KFC, but I ordered a hamburger, so he could pour it and bring back some fried chicken. It's terrible. I said hamburger, but he vaguely said it was in the belt. I said it was chicken nuggets, and he said it was hamburgers. It's almost difficult to communicate. I asked him how much he spent, but he said he didn't know. After a while, people ran to the toilet and vomited, which was simply terrible. Later, I secretly took all the money from his schoolbag and pocket, leaving only a few dollars. The next day, I asked him how much it cost to buy KFC yesterday. Why do you think you have no money? Did you lose your money after drinking too much? He rummaged around and found no money. I was talking to myself there, and I would never drink again. It was terrible, and I lost money.
I said beside him, why does he drink so much? That's disgusting. Dare not mention money, for fear of revealing the truth. But after this time, I guess he can't drink blindly anymore.
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