Collect the funniest jokes in history! Friend's DK

Three-month-old schnauzer. A pure foodie. I am so excited that I can't smell the orange peel. . . . . . . . One day she quietly rummaged through the trash can for food. Beat up after being found out. I thought she became a good girl after the fight. As a result, after a while, I found that she climbed onto the sofa silently. Then fall into the trash can. Then all kinds of translations are justified. . At first, I thought she accidentally fell in. Until I found her repeatedly climbing the sofa. . Fall into the trash can. . Be executed. . Then climb the sofa. . Fall into the trash can. . Be executed. . . Then climb the sofa. . . All right. She fell into the trash can on purpose. . .