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What advertising words are wrong or inappropriate?
The second is "how big the heart is, how big the stage is".
The heart can dream infinitely, but there is no stage.
Third, "no gifts this year, only melatonin." Do you accept gifts?
Contradictions
The fourth is "only soluble in the mouth, not in the hands". In fact, the temperature of the mouth and hands is the same, both of which are human body temperature, 37 degrees.
Fifth, "Nongfu Spring is a little sweet". Since it is a mountain spring, it is water and H2o, which are transparent, colorless and tasteless. How can it be a little sweet? Unless there are additives, such as sugar.
Sixth, "diamonds last forever, and one will last forever." What will last forever? Won't you give up halfway? Like Louise's diamond on Titanic.
The seventh is "afraid of getting angry and drinking Wang Laoji". People and things that crowd out others. Drinking other things will get angry! It doesn't make sense.
Eight is "often imitated and never surpassed". Now it has been surpassed.
Nine is "the world is unbounded, and the heart is tolerant." The world is full of county boundaries, city boundaries, provincial boundaries and national boundaries. Mountains and seas are also boundaries. No matter how big your heart is, where can you go?
Ten is "You should take a day off". In fact, McDonald's employees don't just take a day off, rest in shifts and be comfortable.
Eleven is "depending on success or failure, life is heroic, but it is all over again." More than 90% people died without results. How can they start over?
Twelve is "When remy martin opens, good things will come naturally." What does driving remy martin have to do with good things? Good things may not come, but a lot of "money" is gone.
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