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A joke about meeting a tiger in the wild

A man was walking in the forest when he suddenly met a hungry tiger. The tiger roared at him. He ran away as fast as he could, but the tiger followed him. He ran and ran, and was finally pushed to the edge of the cliff by the tiger. Standing on the edge of the cliff, he thought, "It is better to jump into the cliff than to be caught by a tiger and killed alive. Maybe there is still a chance. "

He jumped into the cliff and was very lucky to get stuck in a tree. That is a plum tree that grows on the edge of the cliff, and the tree is full of plums. Just as he was happy, he heard a huge roar from the depths of the cliff. He looked at the bottom of the cliff. It turned out that a fierce lion was looking up at him. The lion's voice made him tremble, but he thought, "The lion and the tiger are both the same beasts, and they eat the same things."

Just put down the heart, and heard a voice. A closer look shows that two black and white mice are biting the trunk of a plum tree. He panicked at first, but then he was relieved at once. He thought, "It's better to be killed by a mouse than by a lion."

When his mood calmed down, he saw that plums were growing well, so he picked some and ate them. He felt that he had never eaten such delicious plums in his life. He found a triangular branch to rest, thinking, "Since he will die sooner or later, it is better to have a good sleep before he dies!" " So I leaned against the tree and fell asleep.

When he woke up, he found that two black and white mice had disappeared, and so had the tiger and lion. He climbed the cliff carefully along the branches and finally got out of danger. It turned out that when he was asleep, the hungry tiger couldn't help it and finally roared and jumped off the cliff.

Two black and white mice heard the tiger's roar and ran away in panic. The tiger who jumped off the cliff fought fiercely with the lion under the cliff, and both of them escaped with injuries.

From the moment we were born, suffering was like a hungry tiger, chasing us all the time; Death is like a fierce lion waiting at the end of a cliff; Day and night alternate, just like two black and white mice, gnawing at the tree of life where we temporarily live, and one day they will fall into the lion's mouth.

Knowing that the worst scene in life is death, the only way is to enjoy the sweet fruit on the tree safely and then sleep peacefully. Only with such a simple heart can we taste the delicacy of life.

Simple truth: inevitable. Better relax.