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My family says I can't help Liu Adou. I am so angry. What should I do?
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The meaning of social existence is to make people happy.
It's not that people struggle for the existence of society.
Society is for people. Not for social service.
Society exists for people. Man does not exist for society.
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Life is not wonderful. Wonderful is not happiness.
People who pursue Excellence are the most pitiful. Because he is unhappy.
If I don't have a lot of love. Then I need a lot of money.
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All human beings depend on God unconditionally.
All mankind. Who dares to say that he was not raised by God?
There is no earth. I saw what you ate.
Well, don't do anything and see what God gives you.
God won't give it. I see what you're doing.
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The evolved monkeys are called people. The evolved monkeys are called countries.
Humans. Life expectancy is only one hundred years.
Don't eat or drink. Starving to death. Die of thirst.
I don't urinate much. Suffocate to death.
Reproduction. The most primitive way of sexual intercourse.
Relying on the wisdom and strength of the collective. Almost like ants.
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Humans are like other wild animals. Blessed by heaven, sunshine and rivers. Grassland. Plants and animals are alive.
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The sheep gnawed at the grass hard. I eat hard. Is a reward for the earth.
The best way to repay the universe. Is to live well. I see what humans eat without the earth.
It depends on human efforts. Only today. There is no earth. Just try it.
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People live. Just waiting to die.
The road to death is so boring.
Someone is running for president.
Someone went to repair the car.
Someone went to dig shit.
Everyone is bored.
So ... Don't let go of any career. Love. Marriage. It looks too heavy.
Life is like this. Don't add some mental burden to yourself.
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All men are equal in the wealth given by God. More than 20 thousand days of life.
The emperor. Busy and tired. Haggle over every ounce and be happy for 200 days.
Beggar. Happy and carefree. Generosity. More than 20 thousand days of happiness.
A person's life is just over 20,000 days.
Who owns real wealth? Who deserves to live?
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You see life as a movie.
Popular. Is the protagonist of life. Living is meaningful.
Not popular. It's a supporting role There is no point in living.
This is a movie. Not real life.
People say hello. You feel good about yourself. Say you are not good. You feel terrible.
Is someone else a director? Are you an actor? Life is not a movie.
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It's not that society can't tolerate us,
We can't tolerate society,
Can't tolerate their position in society.
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Everyone is unique. Have their own wonderful. But ... most people don't understand. They want to live like everyone else. Be a beautiful slave to others. According to other people's lives. Set a beautiful standard. And then pursue it.
2. Maybe make a movie of your life. Will touch countless people. But ... you don't think your life is wonderful. It's really stupid
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1, emperor. Being a beggar is all you are. Not yourself.
2. Most people. I regard my identity as myself.
3. actually. Popular. This is your identity. Not yourself.
I lost myself. Insist. I am the owner of this dog. I am the king of mankind. I'm not me. I am who I am.
5. Very good. Ordinary. It's all comparison Are all social definitions. In fact, people are the same.
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He drives his BMW. You went your own way.
Everyone looks down on you. what can I do?
The big deal is that he is proud.
They just go home and eat their food.
I thought you were going home for dinner.
Then I got bored.
There's nothing to run out and play with others. Come out and compare again.
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Just like children in kindergarten. I have more toys than you.
Okay, okay, okay. You have more toys than me. Your woman is more beautiful than me.
Your house is bigger than mine. My figure is better than mine. More capable than me. The car is better than me Everything is better than me.
Good boy. You're amazing. Uncle is gone. You have fun.
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To put it bluntly. This society. It's just an enlarged kindergarten.
A group of children are fooling around. Just boring.
Being bullied is nothing.
Similar to childhood pranks between children.
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Being bullied by a king of the children. They're just some. King of children.
You are Camfrog. Robot cat.
They are daxiong. Stephanie
Adults. Keep making trouble. Throw it.
This is just an enlarged version of a street boy. Time. Location. The body is different.
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What is value?
Value is a concept that people come up with.
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Those lions and tigers on the African grassland. Cattle. They are still alive.
They are not as good as humans.
So ... their existence is worthless? Is that so?
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At the wax museum. A set of wax figures of jewelry. Famous brand clothes. Watch "Big Man". Big shot.
Oh, my God. This is amazing. Too realistic. I want to make a wax figure.
We usually call such people mental derangement.
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Money slaves. Moral slave. Identity slave. This is no longer a phone call. Call it the walking dead
There is no difference between living and dying. It's like I never lived.
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You said you would live forever. Think about what?
Isn't it a picture of happiness?
Happiness is letting go.
Freedom is happiness.
Freedom means being a dog if you want to be one.
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Life itself is priceless.
The value of life is innate. There is no need to ask outside.
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Are you dumber than others?
Because you have wisdom. So you can read books. Books are just a medium.
Wisdom is in your heart. Otherwise, you will not be able to read.
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Is the activity of brain neurons spirit?
Can't spirit create matter out of thin air?
How did the material wealth of human society come from?
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Being brave and strong is not pretending to be cool. But get down on your knees and cry before you stand up.
Because you are eager to be an excellent person. I crushed myself.
Don't forgive yourself for being an ordinary person. A short person. Bad people.
You don't forgive yourself for being a person with low morality.
You are forcing yourself to be a good person. An honest man.
You are forcing yourself to be hypocritical.
You are abusing yourself. So you're in pain.
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The so-called positive attitude towards life.
It is nothing more than establishing a concept of honor and disgrace.
The screw of a qualified social machine. Social value.
Pretending to play. Put on airs Search chapters and sentences. A set of words and sentences. Very impressive. Justice is awe-inspiring
It's called being cool. This is called hypocrisy.
A set of living standards. Has become a burden on your heart.
Finally. People work hard.
Completely deny the natural value of human beings.
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You want miracles. God gave you life.
Life itself is a miracle. Other planets. There is no life.
Why is the earth full of life?
You should eat grass. Grass grows on the earth.
You need water. There is water in the river.
You want to eat meat There are animals.
You want to eat fruit. Pick the fruit from the tree.
You should be happy. Flowers grow in the grass.
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No one is perfect. Gold cannot be pure.
Defects don't hide Yu.
People are not sages, how can they be without faults?
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A group of monkeys. A big monkey nest was built on the earth.
A group of ants. A big ant nest was built on the earth.
Tiny human beings. Self-righteous.
No one is great. And no one is poor.
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A thousand readers have a thousand Hamlets, but Hamlet will not become King Lear.
There are a thousand hamlets in the eyes of a thousand people. The key is what Hamlet looks like in your eyes.
A thousand people see a thousand of you. The key is what you look like in your eyes.
No matter what others think of you. You are you.
Not because of other people's opinions. It's getting better. Or go bad.
Someone's eyes. You are a bad person.
Someone's eyes. You are a good man.
Some people think you are rubbish.
Some people regard you as an elite.
but ...
You are not a bad person. And not a good person.
Not garbage. Not elite.
You are an ordinary person. not too good , not too bad
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A thousand readers have a thousand Hamlets, but Hamlet will not become King Lear.
Everyone has different values. So ... everyone has a different opinion of you.
One hundred people. All kinds.
The same painting. 100 people. There are 100 comments.
The key is what you think of yourself.
Have your own life. Don't compete with others.
No matter what others think of you.
You are still you. Ordinary people. Not good, not bad.
Don't feel inferior and don't be proud. Keep a normal heart
People think you are excellent? You are excellent?
Others look at your garbage? Are you garbage?
That's someone else's opinion. Can't change you.
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Crusaders. Three heavenly kings. Nothing more than making a contribution. Meet the romantic chivalry. Jihad spirit. The so-called recapture of the holy land.
Act for yourself.
Actually, they are all kings. I also want to be a knight's medal won by myself. Flaunt oneself as a true knight. Act for yourself.
According to other people's lives. Set a beautiful standard. And then pursue it. It's really stupid
There was an emperor in China. Let the emperor not do it. Give yourself a nickname. Commander-in-chief of the world military forces. What else did you take? 1 product salary.
Act for yourself.
According to other people's lives. Set a beautiful standard. And then pursue it. It's really stupid
Quixote
A down-and-out guy, obsessed with knight novels. So I decided to become a knight and travel around. Make a lot of jokes.
You're fighting the windmill in your head. Think of the windmill as a giant. Treat the village girl as a princess. Act for yourself. Ah. Great knight. Embark on a journey in the sunset.
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Life itself is the greatest miracle.
I can't think of anything more meaningful than life. Life itself?
Being alive is the best thing.
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Hippos are playing in the river. Cattle are grazing on the grassland. Little squirrels are playing in the forest under the sun. Grass is growing. Flowers are in full bloom. In the forest, squirrels are looking for pinecones, climbing trees, fighting, planting grass and sprouting seeds. Everything is full of vitality, wildness and vitality.
Although it is winter. Little ants are still running around. Dragging a huge leaf.
Flowers in the snow pass through the ice. Try to open your heart. Flowers?
How wonderful it is to be alive?
Living itself. Isn't this the most meaningful thing?
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What could be more meaningful than this? God has given the earth the greatest miracle. The greatest value is life. Life.
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If there are no flowers. There is no smell of flowers from puppies. Kitten. Small animals. It can also be called a beautiful world. Then the earth is just a dead planet. No different from the moon.
Why does the world move us so much? Life. Sea. Life. Alive.
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I'm just criticizing the arrogance of human society.
Instead of completely denying the value of human society.
Don't get mixed up.
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What is freedom? Everyone has the right to choose. Only you know whether you are successful or not. What others see is integrated with their own complex feelings, and most of them evaluate the distance between themselves and the evaluated. Who knows if it will succeed? Only you know. Everyone's value can only be decided by himself.
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Life is not satisfactory.
Excessive pursuit of correctness. You lost your freedom. This is the biggest mistake.
Don't listen to what others say to you. This is the right thing to do. . . . . There is no absolute right. . .
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The only value of society is to create material wealth.
(similar to what a factory thinks of you. People's standards in the factory. Not a real standard of living)
Only suitable for factories.
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100 million people are saying you're wrong.-I'm sorry. That 100 million people are not you.
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Don't hit the puppy. Nobody likes puppies? The dog's life is cheap?
What do children aged 0 or 3 have? Is he worthless? Not worth loving? Is it not worthy of respect? There's nothing wrong with you. What is wrong is this society. Believe in the value of your existence. Is meaningful. It's called confidence. The weak are not shameful.
What is poverty? What is wealth? Do you have money? Happiness is really rich. Unhappy people are the poorest.
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Many "victims" spent a lot of money on Da Vinci's furniture. These people would rather spend millions to decorate their faces than hundreds of thousands to improve their taste and knowledge. As a result, they ran out of money, lost their faces and their IQ remained the same. I finally understand that "the problem that money can solve is not a problem" and "the problem that money can't solve is a problem"-such as IQ.
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You want to learn a good piano. Do you have money? No, you have to start from primary school. You are old, and no amount of money will help.
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Money is the most important tool in the world. But it's just a tool.
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Fools have food, fools have money. They are all of the same grade.
You can't make a silk purse out of sow's ears.
It's no use for a stupid woman to have food. It's useless for a fool to have money.
What is real wealth? When I was in junior high school, I went to read the ancient prose "Humble Room Inscription".
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China is a society. The poor have only money left. I ate poisonous rice. Drink poisonous milk. Live in a high-priced room. There's nothing. Is money.
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The so-called success-spend your life in your own way.
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Nobody cares who you are, everyone only cares who they are. Degrade others. Just to prove myself. Because they don't have themselves.
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I respect Kong Yiji. Look down on Huang Shiren. . .
Kong Yiji is at least a civilized man.
Huang Shiren is a savage.
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Most cynical. People who love money.
They hate everyone and don't trust anyone.
Only believe in money. Money is his only friend.
Say others are cynical, and thieves shout to catch thieves.
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They were speechless with anger. Direct practical action
They can do it in anger. Others can't be angry (only state officials can set fires, and people are not allowed to light lamps)
Be criticized. On the contrary, others are cynics. Become angry from embarrassment. The thief shouted to stop the thief.
We're just a conversation between gentlemen. They were done by little people. They are real cynics.
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Put human society above everything else. Is to give up the world be pessimistic and world-weary
Is to escape freedom. Escape from reality. Hidden in human society. Looking for security.
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Gave up the world. Run to be emperor. Become a king. Be a slave owner.
Draw the ground as a prison. Make your own cocoon. Make something out of nothing. Painting cakes to satisfy hunger is cruel.
In human society, you entertain yourself. Narcissism.
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After careful consideration by all mankind. We've decided. Human society represents the whole world.
So ... hate human society. Pessimistic and world-weary. It is a negative attitude towards life.
In a serious way. Thinking for more than 5000 years. The truth is. Human society is the whole world.
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God smiled,
When humans think, God smiled.
Sample. Do you really think you are the whole world?
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A policeman caught a monk. When we sleep together. have one's head shaved clean—score no points in a game
Then the monk ran away. The catcher woke up and looked in the mirror and saw his bald head.
Then I was anxious. Here comes the monk. What about me? Why did I leave?
Here comes the monk. What about me? I'm leaving. He only remembers his identity.
Morality. Law. Money. Identity. It's all here. What about me? I'm leaving.
The walking dead have no soul. Only the body I have completely forgotten that I am alone.
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My QQ space, a large number of chat records, organize articles. Maybe it can help you.
After reading 30 articles, it will have an effect.
A paste works. That's not a doctor. It's a fairy.
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My QQ log can prove that I am the reincarnation of Christ. Buddha, 20 12 is coming. You are all with me. I'm telling the truth, I swear by God.
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Those who have thunder in their chests and faces like Pinghu. Can worship the general. .
Men are not brave enough to draw their swords when they see humiliation and stand up and fight.
There are brave people in the world, but they are not surprised and do everything.
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All rivers flow into the sea. Tolerance is great.
Low is king. Low tide is the sea.
If you can be open-minded, you can naturally open your eyes to see everything in the world.
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