The funniest joke in the world is super funny.

The funniest joke in the world is super funny.

I collected the funniest jokes in the world. I hope you will like them. For more jokes, please pay attention to cold jokes, funny jokes, humorous jokes and 100,000 cold jokes!

1, bathhouse. . .

Why do you tattoo a fly on your ass? That's ridiculous.

What do you know? It's called winning.

2. When I saw a disorderly stick killing pig and eight quit on the menu at dinner yesterday, I asked the waiter what dish it was, and replied that it was fried pork slices with beans.

Seeing that the dish was fried with minced meat, I asked the waiter what was going on.

The waiter said: I guess the attack was too hard and the fight was too bad. Tell them to be gentle next time!

3. Xiaodong: Boss, is your massage serious here?

Boss: Are you serious or not?

Xiaodong: Shit, I don't play cards according to the routine. That's good. Find me a proper girl and give me an improper massage!

Boss. . .

4. I took a fancy to a pair of shoes in the shopping mall and took a look. The salesman said coldly: 68 thousand, don't touch it if you don't buy it, you can't afford it if you touch it dirty.

When I get angry, I say, wrap it up for me and don't touch it. I don't want it if it's dirty! ?

The clerk turned blue and was busy wearing gloves and shoes and issuing invoices.

I strolled out of the mall gate with my ticket. She NND, no money! I'm just as headstrong!

Today, when I went out in the heavy snow, I saw an uncle fall down. I went over and asked, Grandpa, my salary is less than two thousand a month. Can I help you up?

Grandpa: Go ahead, young man. I'll wait a little longer.

I'm very touched. Say quickly, Grandpa, there's a Mercedes coming soon?

Grandpa was also very excited and said, you are really a young man. Just don't testify for me. That's it. Buy a car and drive to work. . .

Although the weather is cold, grandpa's words are warm and full of positive energy. . .

6. A long time ago, Pangu created the world. His head is in the sky and his feet are on the ground. Finally, he died. His hair became a forest, his blood became a river, and his muscles became the earth. What a tragic ending. Wait, what about Mount Everest? !

It's getting colder and colder. Frogs, squirrels and snake gods all went to hibernate. Looking at the empty park, I sighed in a low voice. I can't find you. What should I eat?

8. Those who always look at their faces are superficial. Man is a complex, and appearance is only the most superficial appearance. I often tell girls that if you want to find a man, you don't need to find a handsome one, as long as you can get by. The most important thing is to see if he has a 10 carat diamond ring, a limited-edition sports car and a large-area villa with sea view.

9. My friend fought with others and got a needle in his head. I bought a box of walnuts to visit him in the hospital. I stood in front of the bed and peeled some walnuts for him, saying, make up whatever you eat. Eat these shells. ? I'm so fucking considerate!

10, every weekend when I hesitate to sleep in, I yell at myself three times: Are you poor? ! Are you poor? ! Are you poor? ! At ordinary times, you can motivate yourself at once, and then go back to sleep bravely in order to save a meal.

1 1, Ni Mei, the mobile phone is surfing the Internet and stopped. I just want to say: traffic raped my phone bill and gave birth to an asshole named stop.

12、? How to make it? Two dogs? This nickname has a different feeling?

? Kenjiro?

? So what? Dog eggs? And then what?

? Dog pill?

13, the kite was fascinated by the majestic posture of the eagle and fell in love with it deeply. In the crazy pursuit, it broke the line.

At the moment of falling, I wanted to ask the eagle for help, but I found that I had never learned eagle language.

14, Q: Is there anything in the world that can exceed the speed of light?

The speed at which train tickets were robbed during Spring Festival travel rush.

15, Korean beauty interview.

Interviewer: Please tell three truths.

Beauty: Qu Yuan is from China, and the Mid-Autumn Festival is from China. I didn't have plastic surgery.

Interviewer: You have been accepted.

16, Xiao Ming, a pupil, saw a thief stealing an aunt's wallet. He said tactfully, thank you, uncle, for helping my mother pick up my wallet.

The thief blushed and gave his wallet to his aunt. People gave him an approving look. Aunt was about to get off the bus when she grabbed Xiao Ming and said, Come on, my son is home.

Xiao Ming is anxious: You are not my mother. Seeing that the passengers around frowned, the aunt said: The child praised a few words and then became naughty.

So Xiao Ming was dragged out of the car and sold to other provinces. Xiao Ming, who was sold to other provinces, did not give up. Although his new parents take strict care of him, he often takes him out. Finally, one day, he saw an old lady going in the wrong direction and falling down slowly. He reached out to help and finally waited for the policeman's uncle.

17, my buddy asked me: There is a narrow bridge with an old man in front and a Lamborghini behind. They come to you at the same time. You can't swim or fly under a bridge. What should I do?

I told him: I will calmly tell the old man that there is a Lamborghini behind.

18, Cha Yi. . . Suddenly boiling water rushed in. . .

19、? Between eggs and stones, I always choose eggs. ? Tomato said.

20. Smartphone meets an early mobile phone on the road, say hello:? Yo ~, this is the ancient giant machine! ?

2 1, Wukong fights with Erlang God, and Wukong says, Is there no one in the Heavenly Palace? How can you send me a disabled person?

Erlang was furious and said, don't insult me. I am disabled.

Wukong said, you have three eyes. Why do you bring a guide dog? It's not a fool.

22, Flame Mountain, Tang Yan was thirsty.

Let Wukong find water quickly. Wukong said there was no way!

The Tang Priest had a brainwave and said, Call the somersault cloud down! ?

Wukong wonders:? Master, what is this for?

The Tang Priest said:? Clouds are all made of water. Take a breath of your somersault cloud! ?

23. Liu Bei asked Zhao Yun:? They say you've been through many battles, but you don't have any scars?

Zhao Yun said:? Still hurt, but not obvious. I don't know. I was only slightly injured. ?

Liu Bei was frightened: it's really hidden! How can a good person suddenly come to do WeChat business! ?

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